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Ladies and Gentlemen, the nightclub is now open

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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Looks good... but I think I'm after getting some leg burn sliding down that pole :o Might want to add a bit more lube to it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Oh don't worry. Those sexy sweaty strippers will keep those poles greased up all night!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    That's what I like to hear :D Are we going to be paying a premium on our pints for this privilege???


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,060 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    DarkJager wrote:
    The barman will get access to an exclusive VIP suite, where the strippers will be before and after they come off the poles. The room is stocked with drink, has ultra expensive leather couches and has no cameras ;) ,

    That sounds exactly like the room I got sick in 5 minutes ago.


  • Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭ansionnachclist


    Can I be one of the Bouncers so I can beat up little teenagers with fake id?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    No no, the barman gets all his drinks for free. Plus access to the more "exclusive" drinks that are not available in the main area :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Okay goes, the interviews are...eh....over. Jester 77, you are being offered the job as barman. Do you accept?? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Can you guys have a bar woman?????:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Can you guys have a bar woman?????:D

    We can have any woman.:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    DarkJager wrote:
    Okay goes, the interviews are...eh....over. Jester 77, you are being offered the job as barman. Do you accept?? :D

    With honour... I feel so humbled!! When do we open?
    Just 1 important thing before I start... I am allowed to help myself of course??


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,284 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Nice place you have here Brother DJ, well apart from that corner over there with the puke in it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Don't worry Zaph, that cheeky romanian ****er will clean it once he gets out of the septic tank. Jester, we offically open at 10pm tonight. Of course you can help yourself. And Princess Lala, you're also hired. Could be busy here tonight! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    So we have a bar and a nightclub. I'm tempted to open a chip van/shop/chinese/etc :D


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,284 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    That would be a goldmine around here Brother Rigger. I might open up an undertakers myself, bound to be a few heart attacks shortly. :D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The-Rigger wrote:
    So we have a bar and a nightclub. I'm tempted to open a chip van/shop/chinese/etc :D
    Why not just incorporate it into the bar or nightclub. Too much effort going out for a munch unless we can have happygirl go fetch it for us:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    //me escorts happywimmin and Princess La-la to the bar+nightclub to seek gainful employment.


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    ok boys am i working in the bar or nightclub tonight?
    Like the sound of the perks in the nightclub, free drink :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    HAPPYGIRL wrote:
    ok boys am i working in the bar or nightclub tonight?
    Like the sound of the perks in the nightclub, free drink :D

    The application procedure for the bar is a little more formal. But you are more than welcome to apply.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    HAPPYGIRL wrote:
    ok boys am i working in the bar or nightclub tonight?
    Like the sound of the perks in the nightclub, free drink :D

    as long as you're wearing a tight t-shirt and leather shorts you are free to the bar, i think the brothers will agree


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    ok guess i'll apply to the nightclub so, what do you think tom? :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    HAPPYGIRL wrote:
    ok guess i'll apply to the nightclub so, what do you think tom? :)

    Well, I'm currently interviewing for the postition, but I might make a special position for you. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    ok it depends whats the position! ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    HAPPYGIRL wrote:
    ok it depends whats the position! ;)

    Well, we can try one or two and see if anything pops up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    I was thinking the 6 to 9 position, but forgot it was a nightclub so anytime will suit me!! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Sorry about the delay all, I....eh....had some interviews to do with the strippers. But at last we are now open for business. And as promised, I will be bangin out the choons tonight. So hopefully you're all slightly drunk at this stage, I'd like to welcome you all to the most debaucherous corner of the BGRH.


    Ladies and Gentlemen......THE MOTHER****IN NIGHTCLUB IS NOW OPEN!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    As promised, here is our first pole dancer of the night... :D



    Edit: APologies to all for the blank stripper, and many thanks to Tom for setting it out. Let the party commence!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    And to Happygirl and Princess Lala, welcome to the darkside ladies :D Wooooo, I'm gettin drunk now!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    Darkjager you delivered nothing as usual :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DarkJager wrote:
    As promised, here is our first pole dancer of the night... :D


    You might want to check the links there, Brother DJ. You don't need the http://www..... bit, only the code number, which is u9_o_63pwLU.

    Like this:



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Ah brother tom, I would be lost without your endless knowledge of all things pole dancerish..... Drinks for you are on the house tonight!


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