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Ladies and Gentlemen, the nightclub is now open

DarkJager · 2007-08-31 10:55:21

Well not quite :) The cleaners are in getting the place spotless for the grand opening tonight. The sound system is being set up (e.g I'm trying to figure out how to embed :D ) and we still haven't hired a bartender!! Anybody interested should be here at 2pm this afternoon for interviews. We've got the drink stocked up and…

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#32 31-08-2007 03:15PM

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Looks good... but I think I'm after getting some leg burn sliding down that pole Might want to add a bit more lube to it!

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#33 31-08-2007 03:18PM

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Oh don't worry. Those sexy sweaty strippers will keep those poles greased up all night!!!

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#34 31-08-2007 03:20PM

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That's what I like to hear Are we going to be paying a premium on our pints for this privilege???

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#35 31-08-2007 03:21PM

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DarkJager wrote:

The barman will get access to an exclusive VIP suite, where the strippers will be before and after they come off the poles. The room is stocked with drink, has ultra expensive leather couches and has no cameras ,

That sounds exactly like the room I got sick in 5 minutes ago.

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#36 31-08-2007 03:21PM

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Can I be one of the Bouncers so I can beat up little teenagers with fake id?

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#37 31-08-2007 03:25PM

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No no, the barman gets all his drinks for free. Plus access to the more "exclusive" drinks that are not available in the main area

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#38 31-08-2007 03:58PM

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Okay goes, the interviews are...eh....over. Jester 77, you are being offered the job as barman. Do you accept??

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#39 31-08-2007 04:16PM

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Can you guys have a bar woman?????:D

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#40 31-08-2007 04:17PM

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princess-lala wrote:

Can you guys have a bar woman?????:D

We can have any woman.:D

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#41 31-08-2007 05:15PM

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DarkJager wrote:

Okay goes, the interviews are...eh....over. Jester 77, you are being offered the job as barman. Do you accept??

With honour... I feel so humbled!! When do we open?
Just 1 important thing before I start... I am allowed to help myself of course??

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#42 31-08-2007 05:54PM

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Nice place you have here Brother DJ, well apart from that corner over there with the puke in it.

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#43 31-08-2007 06:35PM

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Don't worry Zaph, that cheeky romanian ****er will clean it once he gets out of the septic tank. Jester, we offically open at 10pm tonight. Of course you can help yourself. And Princess Lala, you're also hired. Could be busy here tonight!

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#44 31-08-2007 07:26PM

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So we have a bar and a nightclub. I'm tempted to open a chip van/shop/chinese/etc

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#45 31-08-2007 08:02PM

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That would be a goldmine around here Brother Rigger. I might open up an undertakers myself, bound to be a few heart attacks shortly.

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#46 31-08-2007 08:06PM

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The-Rigger wrote:

So we have a bar and a nightclub. I'm tempted to open a chip van/shop/chinese/etc

Why not just incorporate it into the bar or nightclub. Too much effort going out for a munch unless we can have happygirl go fetch it for us:D

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#47 31-08-2007 08:10PM

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//me escorts happywimmin and Princess La-la to the bar+nightclub to seek gainful employment.

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#48 31-08-2007 09:56PM

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ok boys am i working in the bar or nightclub tonight?
Like the sound of the perks in the nightclub, free drink

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#49 31-08-2007 09:58PM

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

ok boys am i working in the bar or nightclub tonight?
Like the sound of the perks in the nightclub, free drink

The application procedure for the bar is a little more formal. But you are more than welcome to apply.

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#50 31-08-2007 09:59PM

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

ok boys am i working in the bar or nightclub tonight?
Like the sound of the perks in the nightclub, free drink

as long as you're wearing a tight t-shirt and leather shorts you are free to the bar, i think the brothers will agree

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#51 31-08-2007 10:26PM

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ok guess i'll apply to the nightclub so, what do you think tom?

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#52 31-08-2007 10:28PM

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

ok guess i'll apply to the nightclub so, what do you think tom?

Well, I'm currently interviewing for the postition, but I might make a special position for you.

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#53 31-08-2007 10:32PM

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ok it depends whats the position!

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#54 31-08-2007 10:38PM

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

ok it depends whats the position!

Well, we can try one or two and see if anything pops up.

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#55 31-08-2007 10:43PM

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I was thinking the 6 to 9 position, but forgot it was a nightclub so anytime will suit me!!

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#56 31-08-2007 11:39PM

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Sorry about the delay all, I....eh....had some interviews to do with the strippers. But at last we are now open for business. And as promised, I will be bangin out the choons tonight. So hopefully you're all slightly drunk at this stage, I'd like to welcome you all to the most debaucherous corner of the BGRH.

Ladies and Gentlemen......THE MOTHER****IN NIGHTCLUB IS NOW OPEN!!!!!

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#57 31-08-2007 11:41PM

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As promised, here is our first pole dancer of the night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9_o_63pwLU

Edit: APologies to all for the blank stripper, and many thanks to Tom for setting it out. Let the party commence!!

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#58 31-08-2007 11:44PM

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And to Happygirl and Princess Lala, welcome to the darkside ladies Wooooo, I'm gettin drunk now!!!

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#59 31-08-2007 11:44PM

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Darkjager you delivered nothing as usual

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#60 31-08-2007 11:44PM

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DarkJager wrote:

As promised, here is our first pole dancer of the night...

You might want to check the links there, Brother DJ. You don't need the http://www..... bit, only the code number, which is u9_o_63pwLU.

Like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9_o_63pwLU

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#61 31-08-2007 11:44PM

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Ah brother tom, I would be lost without your endless knowledge of all things pole dancerish..... Drinks for you are on the house tonight!

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