Ladies and Gentlemen, the nightclub is now open

Tom Dunne

DarkJager wrote:

Ah brother tom, I would be lost without your endless knowledge of all things pole dancerish..... Drinks for you are on the house tonight!

Thank you, Brother DJ. Together, we can make this the best bar/nightclub on Boards.ie.

And if we get the planning permission for the morgue, we are sorted.

Zaph

Impressive start Brother DJ.

HAPPYGIRL

ya great start but how come there is only three women in the nightclub and 200 men!!!

DarkJager

Thank you Brothers. Indeed Tom, we can build this into a great nightlife spot. I'll throw a few bribes to get the morgue planning permission


Stripper Number 2.....You're up!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6FT5Mc5MVU

Tom Dunne

I liked the upside-down bit.

I wonder if she would do a nixer for me? The drain out the back is blocked and I'd like somebody to have look into it and see what the crack is.










How many innuendos did you spot in that last statement?

DarkJager

Happygirl, welcome to the club. Have a nice glass of cristal, sit down and enjoy the strippers...

P.S There's only 5 people in here Remember, it is only 12am.

Tom Dunne

Brother DJ, we appear to be having a few first night glitches. I'll have a chat with the ladies and see what I can come up with. Ahem. That last lady wants us to look at her on YouTube, she won't allow us to look at her here.

I bet she is from Ukraine. Say no more.

HAPPYGIRL

can i have a pint of heineken instead, much nicer.:)

Zaph

tom dunne wrote:

I liked the upside-down bit.

I wonder if she would do a nixer for me? The drain out the back is blocked and I'd like somebody to have look into it and see what the crack is.










How many innuendos did you spot in that last statement?

I spotted 14, but that only means that I'm especially sick or I need to get out more...

Jesus Wept

I have so much fun *burps

//objectifies happywimmin and Pintcess La-la

admiralofthefleet

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

can i have a pint of heineken instead, much nicer.:)

feck pints, ill have one of them 5lt kegs of ken please brother tom

Tom Dunne

admiralofthefleet wrote:

feck pints, ill have one of them 5lt kegs of ken please brother tom

I think you are confused, Brother Admiral. I am merely here in an advisory capacity. Brother DJ will have one of his staff sort you out. Once he gets staff, that is.

HAPPYGIRL

yummy kegs. bit drunk admiral and rigger do ye come here often hee hee

DarkJager

Keg of beer for Admiral comin up!!!! Happygirl, do you come often???:D

admiralofthefleet

my sincere apologies brother tom, being a qualified bar man as well as a qualified chef i would be more than happy to step into the breach as a temp [possibly permanent] barman

admiralofthefleet

DarkJager wrote:

Happygirl, do you come often???:D

only when she has a keg inside her;)

HAPPYGIRL

Tom big prob having a night club with no staff. dont let darkjagger make the discision, no clue. i'm from limerick too and know he hasn't a clue. but he does talk the talk

Jesus Wept

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

yummy kegs. bit drunk admiral and rigger do ye come here often hee hee

*blinks a lot while starring at happywimmin

err hiiii

DarkJager

Happygirl, if you're from Limerick, then YOU KNOW not to talk **** bout DarkJager!!!

Jesus Wept

admiralofthefleet wrote:

my sincere apologies brother tom, being a qualified bar man as well as a qualified chef i would be more than happy to step into the breach as a temp [possibly permanent] barman

*pokees admiral in teh chests

joke-joke-joke-joke

telluzajoke

admiralofthefleet

we need a door man, may i suggest brother ruu, he has a good level head on him

HAPPYGIRL

admiralofthefleet wrote:

only when she has a keg inside her;)

funny man. how do you become a QUALIFIED barman i'm jealous.
Or are you just full off ****!!

DarkJager

Ladies (Happygirl) and gentlemen, we seem to be having some problems with youtube tonight on my end. Rigger I nominate you as DJ for the night if you can get the following tune onto this thread: Marcel Woods Advanced.

DarkJager

Now now Happygirl, don't be nasty to Admiral. You can get nasty with me later in Mr Darkjagers Office Of Sexual Luxury( or MDOOSL for short )

Tom Dunne

admiralofthefleet wrote:

we need a door man, may i suggest brother ruu, he has a good level head on him

He does, but he's just, well, too nice. Nobody would be intimidated by him. Even if he did shave his hair off.

Brother DJ - note, bouncers needed, and mean ones at that. And maybe give Brother Admiral a go behind the bar.

admiralofthefleet

The-Rigger wrote:

*pokees admiral in teh chests

joke-joke-joke-joke

telluzajoke

ouch! im quite sensitive under my moobs!

a joke:

2 nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says to the other "ive never come this way before" the other nun says "it must be the cobblestones"

DarkJager

Apologies Rigger, I've my tunes back!!!!! Admiral, would like the barmens job??? Tom, anothr glass of Cristal for you and a guest pass to the strippers locker room later on

Jesus Wept

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDWi7FeOrdo

*waves happywimmins hanns in teh airh

DarkJager wrote:

Apologies Rigger, I've my tunes back!!!!!

noo need pologishes bruther

DarkJager

*Hand Rigger a guest pass to the strippers room*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WazjVftN6mo

Irish Wolf

Jeez... very quiet here wha?