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Ladies and Gentlemen, the nightclub is now open

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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DarkJager wrote:
    Ah brother tom, I would be lost without your endless knowledge of all things pole dancerish..... Drinks for you are on the house tonight!

    Thank you, Brother DJ. Together, we can make this the best bar/nightclub on Boards.ie.

    And if we get the planning permission for the morgue, we are sorted.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,295 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Impressive start Brother DJ.


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    ya great start but how come there is only three women in the nightclub and 200 men!!! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Thank you Brothers. Indeed Tom, we can build this into a great nightlife spot. I'll throw a few bribes to get the morgue planning permission :D


    Stripper Number 2.....You're up!!!!!!!



  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I liked the upside-down bit.

    I wonder if she would do a nixer for me? The drain out the back is blocked and I'd like somebody to have look into it and see what the crack is.










    How many innuendos did you spot in that last statement?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Happygirl, welcome to the club. Have a nice glass of cristal, sit down and enjoy the strippers...

    P.S There's only 5 people in here ;) Remember, it is only 12am.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Brother DJ, we appear to be having a few first night glitches. I'll have a chat with the ladies and see what I can come up with. Ahem. That last lady wants us to look at her on YouTube, she won't allow us to look at her here.

    I bet she is from Ukraine. Say no more.


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    can i have a pint of heineken instead, much nicer.:)


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,295 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    tom dunne wrote:
    I liked the upside-down bit.

    I wonder if she would do a nixer for me? The drain out the back is blocked and I'd like somebody to have look into it and see what the crack is.










    How many innuendos did you spot in that last statement?


    I spotted 14, but that only means that I'm especially sick or I need to get out more...


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I have so much fun *burps

    //objectifies happywimmin and Pintcess La-la

    drunk%20again.JPG
    myspacerincc5-0805.jpg

    strippersM.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    HAPPYGIRL wrote:
    can i have a pint of heineken instead, much nicer.:)


    feck pints, ill have one of them 5lt kegs of ken please brother tom


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    feck pints, ill have one of them 5lt kegs of ken please brother tom

    I think you are confused, Brother Admiral. I am merely here in an advisory capacity. Brother DJ will have one of his staff sort you out. Once he gets staff, that is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    yummy kegs. bit drunk admiral and rigger do ye come here often hee hee :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Keg of beer for Admiral comin up!!!! Happygirl, do you come often???:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    my sincere apologies brother tom, being a qualified bar man as well as a qualified chef i would be more than happy to step into the breach as a temp [possibly permanent] barman


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    DarkJager wrote:
    Happygirl, do you come often???:D

    only when she has a keg inside her;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    Tom big prob having a night club with no staff. dont let darkjagger make the discision, no clue. i'm from limerick too and know he hasn't a clue. but he does talk the talk :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    HAPPYGIRL wrote:
    yummy kegs. bit drunk admiral and rigger do ye come here often hee hee :D

    *blinks a lot while starring at happywimmin

    err hiiii :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Happygirl, if you're from Limerick, then YOU KNOW not to talk **** bout DarkJager!!! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    my sincere apologies brother tom, being a qualified bar man as well as a qualified chef i would be more than happy to step into the breach as a temp [possibly permanent] barman

    *pokees admiral in teh chests

    joke-joke-joke-joke

    telluzajoke


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    we need a door man, may i suggest brother ruu, he has a good level head on him


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    only when she has a keg inside her;)

    funny man. how do you become a QUALIFIED barman i'm jealous.
    Or are you just full off ****!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Ladies (Happygirl) and gentlemen, we seem to be having some problems with youtube tonight on my end. Rigger I nominate you as DJ for the night if you can get the following tune onto this thread: Marcel Woods Advanced.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Now now Happygirl, don't be nasty to Admiral. You can get nasty with me later in Mr Darkjagers Office Of Sexual Luxury( or MDOOSL for short :D)


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    we need a door man, may i suggest brother ruu, he has a good level head on him

    He does, but he's just, well, too nice. Nobody would be intimidated by him. Even if he did shave his hair off.

    Brother DJ - note, bouncers needed, and mean ones at that. And maybe give Brother Admiral a go behind the bar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    The-Rigger wrote:
    *pokees admiral in teh chests

    joke-joke-joke-joke

    telluzajoke

    ouch! im quite sensitive under my moobs!

    a joke:

    2 nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says to the other "ive never come this way before" the other nun says "it must be the cobblestones"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Apologies Rigger, I've my tunes back!!!!! Admiral, would like the barmens job??? Tom, anothr glass of Cristal for you and a guest pass to the strippers locker room later on


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept




    *waves happywimmins hanns in teh airh
    DarkJager wrote:
    Apologies Rigger, I've my tunes back!!!!!
    noo need pologishes bruther


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    *Hand Rigger a guest pass to the strippers room*



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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭Irish Wolf


    Jeez... very quiet here wha?


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