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Ladies and Gentlemen, the nightclub is now open

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  • 31-08-2007 11:55am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭


    Well not quite :) The cleaners are in getting the place spotless for the grand opening tonight. The sound system is being set up (e.g I'm trying to figure out how to embed :D ) and we still haven't hired a bartender!! Anybody interested should be here at 2pm this afternoon for interviews.

    We've got the drink stocked up and ready to go, and.....we've got strippers!!! So tonight at 10pm, we'll offically kick off. 2pm for interviews. Kapeesh??


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Woooo, 1st person in!! Looks quite nice so far I have to say, nice work DJ (excuse the pun :D )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    +2 :D

    I hear Duggy's looking for a Job ;)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    *drunken slur*
    Give us a quintuple sambacu.
    *falls over bar and gets sick everywhere*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    BAH!!!!!! Somebody call that weird Romanian cleaner from the back to sort this out. Have a glass of water AC *warning: may contain chemicals and building dust*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    What's the un/dress code ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    No dress code Slow Mo. Wear what you want, you can even wear nothing at all if that floats your boat!!

    P.S: Still stumped on the embedding. Any of you care to educate me so we can get the tunes banging out tonight? PM me the code.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    DarkJager wrote:
    BAH!!!!!! Somebody call that weird Romanian cleaner from the back to sort this out. Have a glass of water AC *warning: may contain chemicals and building dust*
    is it not a sleepy mexican you have as a cleaner?

    God I love South Park, I also love Wife Beater, I'll have a pint of Wife Beater please, barman


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    DarkJager wrote:
    BAH!!!!!! Somebody call that weird Romanian cleaner from the back to sort this out. Have a glass of water AC *warning: may contain chemicals and building dust*

    Screw your water, MORE SAMBUCA!
    *slips on puke and passes out*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    will this take buisness from the bar thread?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Screw your water, MORE SAMBUCA!
    *slips on puke and passes out*

    Ah Bless ! Look at the little birthday drunk ! :p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Who's such a cute boy!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Nope, its just going to be a place that people can come "after the bar", as in LATE night :) Nothing could ever replace the bar.

    Bollox, you'll have a bit of trouble getting a drink at the moment. You see we don't have a bartender. And this place isn't actually open until tonight!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,465 ✭✭✭sioda


    Tracksuits and tackies for everyone woo hoo


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DarkJager wrote:
    Nope, its just going to be a place that people can come "after the bar", as in LATE night :) Nothing could ever replace the bar.

    Bollox, you'll have a bit of trouble getting a drink at the moment. You see we don't have a bartender. And this place isn't actually open until tonight!!

    Brother DJ, if you need a few tips on how to run an establishment (or embed a Youtube video :D), I am always a PM away.

    Hint: [*youtube]XXYYZZ123[*/youtube]

    (removing the *)

    Ah, you have so much to learn, young padawan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 669 ✭✭✭pid()


    Where's teh chicks god damnit. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    yes we need more women!! Irishbird care to join us?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    pid() wrote:
    Where's teh chicks god damnit. :)

    Here you go......

    chicks.gif;)


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    DarkJager wrote:
    No dress code Slow Mo. Wear what you want, you can even wear nothing at all if that floats your boat!!

    P.S: Still stumped on the embedding. Any of you care to educate me so we can get the tunes banging out tonight? PM me the code.

    There should be a requirement for a mandatory beergut. Got to keep the undesireable element out..http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=252


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Thanks Tom. Hopefully you will be here tonight to help oversee the opening?

    As for the wimmen, we have some strippers coming in tonight to keep you entertained. Expect a mix of good music, good strippers, gallons of drink, and the occasional surprise :D


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Here you go......

    chicks.gif;)

    I'd hit that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I'd hit that.
    they have nice breasts and lovely legs, who wouldn't?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Sorry I'm late for the interviews lads & ladettes. That romanian cleaner was giving me cheek, so I threw his house keys into the septic tank. Anybody got a spare set of goggles he could use?? :)

    Anyway, lets get started. We need a bartender for opening night, with a view to long term contract. Applications close at 4pm with the sucessful applicant named by 4.30.

    So who's up first?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The Bollox wrote:
    they have nice breasts and lovely legs, who wouldn't?

    No I actually meant physically hurt, nothing against them I'm just really drunk but yeah I'd still fúck the living shít outta them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I'd apply but you know I'd quit by 5:00! Hmmm, be the longest job I'd ever have!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    DarkJager wrote:
    Sorry I'm late for the interviews lads & ladettes. That romanian cleaner was giving me cheek, so I threw his house keys into the septic tank. Anybody got a spare set of goggles he could use?? :)

    Anyway, lets get started. We need a bartender for opening night, with a view to long term contract. Applications close at 4pm with the sucessful applicant named by 4.30.

    So who's up first?

    I have some beer goggles he can use ! As for the job sorry but I plan on spending time on this side of the bar post 5 o'clock !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    There's benefits you know! ;)


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    DarkJager wrote:
    There's benefits you know! ;)
    Such as?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    DarkJager wrote:
    There's benefits you know! ;)

    Do Tell :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    The barman will get access to an exclusive VIP suite, where the strippers will be before and after they come off the poles. The room is stocked with drink, has ultra expensive leather couches and has no cameras ;) ,


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