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Ladies and Gentlemen, the nightclub is now open

DarkJager · 2007-08-31 10:55:21

Well not quite :) The cleaners are in getting the place spotless for the grand opening tonight. The sound system is being set up (e.g I'm trying to figure out how to embed :D ) and we still haven't hired a bartender!! Anybody interested should be here at 2pm this afternoon for interviews. We've got the drink stocked up and…

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Well not quite The cleaners are in getting the place spotless for the grand opening tonight. The sound system is being set up (e.g I'm trying to figure out how to embed ) and we still haven't hired a bartender!! Anybody interested should be here at 2pm this afternoon for interviews.

We've got the drink stocked up and ready to go, and.....we've got strippers!!! So tonight at 10pm, we'll offically kick off. 2pm for interviews. Kapeesh??

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#2 31-08-2007 10:56am

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Woooo, 1st person in!! Looks quite nice so far I have to say, nice work DJ (excuse the pun )

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#3 31-08-2007 10:56am

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I hear Duggy's looking for a Job

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#4 31-08-2007 11:03am

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*drunken slur*
Give us a quintuple sambacu.
*falls over bar and gets sick everywhere*

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#5 31-08-2007 11:07am

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BAH!!!!!! Somebody call that weird Romanian cleaner from the back to sort this out. Have a glass of water AC *warning: may contain chemicals and building dust*

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#6 31-08-2007 11:08am

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What's the un/dress code ?

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#7 31-08-2007 11:10am

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No dress code Slow Mo. Wear what you want, you can even wear nothing at all if that floats your boat!!

P.S: Still stumped on the embedding. Any of you care to educate me so we can get the tunes banging out tonight? PM me the code.

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#8 31-08-2007 11:13am

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DarkJager wrote:

BAH!!!!!! Somebody call that weird Romanian cleaner from the back to sort this out. Have a glass of water AC *warning: may contain chemicals and building dust*

is it not a sleepy mexican you have as a cleaner?

God I love South Park, I also love Wife Beater, I'll have a pint of Wife Beater please, barman

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#9 31-08-2007 11:16am

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DarkJager wrote:

BAH!!!!!! Somebody call that weird Romanian cleaner from the back to sort this out. Have a glass of water AC *warning: may contain chemicals and building dust*

Screw your water, MORE SAMBUCA!
*slips on puke and passes out*

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#10 31-08-2007 11:17am

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will this take buisness from the bar thread?

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#11 31-08-2007 11:18am

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Screw your water, MORE SAMBUCA!
*slips on puke and passes out*

Ah Bless ! Look at the little birthday drunk !

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#12 31-08-2007 11:19am

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Who's such a cute boy!!

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#13 31-08-2007 11:21am

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Taliyah Beautiful Sympathy wrote:

will this take buisness from the bar thread?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=53868731&postcount=2244

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#14 31-08-2007 11:23am

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Nope, its just going to be a place that people can come "after the bar", as in LATE night Nothing could ever replace the bar.

Bollox, you'll have a bit of trouble getting a drink at the moment. You see we don't have a bartender. And this place isn't actually open until tonight!!

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#15 31-08-2007 11:41am

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Tracksuits and tackies for everyone woo hoo

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#16 31-08-2007 11:45am

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DarkJager wrote:

Nope, its just going to be a place that people can come "after the bar", as in LATE night Nothing could ever replace the bar.

Bollox, you'll have a bit of trouble getting a drink at the moment. You see we don't have a bartender. And this place isn't actually open until tonight!!

Brother DJ, if you need a few tips on how to run an establishment (or embed a Youtube video ), I am always a PM away.

Hint: [*youtube]XXYYZZ123[*/youtube]

(removing the *)

Ah, you have so much to learn, young padawan.

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#17 31-08-2007 11:46am

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Where's teh chicks god damnit.

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yes we need more women!! Irishbird care to join us?

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#19 31-08-2007 11:50am

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Where's teh chicks god damnit.

Here you go......

chicks.gif

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DarkJager wrote:

No dress code Slow Mo. Wear what you want, you can even wear nothing at all if that floats your boat!!

P.S: Still stumped on the embedding. Any of you care to educate me so we can get the tunes banging out tonight? PM me the code.

There should be a requirement for a mandatory beergut. Got to keep the undesireable element out..http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=252

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#21 31-08-2007 12:02pm

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Thanks Tom. Hopefully you will be here tonight to help oversee the opening?

As for the wimmen, we have some strippers coming in tonight to keep you entertained. Expect a mix of good music, good strippers, gallons of drink, and the occasional surprise

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Here you go......

chicks.gif

I'd hit that.

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I'd hit that.

they have nice breasts and lovely legs, who wouldn't?

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#24 31-08-2007 1:40pm

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Sorry I'm late for the interviews lads & ladettes. That romanian cleaner was giving me cheek, so I threw his house keys into the septic tank. Anybody got a spare set of goggles he could use??

Anyway, lets get started. We need a bartender for opening night, with a view to long term contract. Applications close at 4pm with the sucessful applicant named by 4.30.

So who's up first?

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they have nice breasts and lovely legs, who wouldn't?

No I actually meant physically hurt, nothing against them I'm just really drunk but yeah I'd still fúck the living shít outta them.

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#26 31-08-2007 1:42pm

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I'd apply but you know I'd quit by 5:00! Hmmm, be the longest job I'd ever have!

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DarkJager wrote:

Sorry I'm late for the interviews lads & ladettes. That romanian cleaner was giving me cheek, so I threw his house keys into the septic tank. Anybody got a spare set of goggles he could use??

Anyway, lets get started. We need a bartender for opening night, with a view to long term contract. Applications close at 4pm with the sucessful applicant named by 4.30.

So who's up first?

I have some beer goggles he can use ! As for the job sorry but I plan on spending time on this side of the bar post 5 o'clock !

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#28 31-08-2007 1:47pm

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There's benefits you know!

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DarkJager wrote:

There's benefits you know!

Such as?

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#30 31-08-2007 1:50pm

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There's benefits you know!

Do Tell

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#31 31-08-2007 2:00pm

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The barman will get access to an exclusive VIP suite, where the strippers will be before and after they come off the poles. The room is stocked with drink, has ultra expensive leather couches and has no cameras ,

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Looks good... but I think I'm after getting some leg burn sliding down that pole Might want to add a bit more lube to it!

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#33 31-08-2007 2:18pm

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Oh don't worry. Those sexy sweaty strippers will keep those poles greased up all night!!!

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#34 31-08-2007 2:20pm

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That's what I like to hear Are we going to be paying a premium on our pints for this privilege???

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#35 31-08-2007 2:21pm

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DarkJager wrote:

The barman will get access to an exclusive VIP suite, where the strippers will be before and after they come off the poles. The room is stocked with drink, has ultra expensive leather couches and has no cameras ,

That sounds exactly like the room I got sick in 5 minutes ago.

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Can I be one of the Bouncers so I can beat up little teenagers with fake id?

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#37 31-08-2007 2:25pm

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No no, the barman gets all his drinks for free. Plus access to the more "exclusive" drinks that are not available in the main area

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#38 31-08-2007 2:58pm

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Okay goes, the interviews are...eh....over. Jester 77, you are being offered the job as barman. Do you accept??

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#39 31-08-2007 3:16pm

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Can you guys have a bar woman?????:D

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princess-lala wrote:

Can you guys have a bar woman?????:D

We can have any woman.:D

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DarkJager wrote:

Okay goes, the interviews are...eh....over. Jester 77, you are being offered the job as barman. Do you accept??

With honour... I feel so humbled!! When do we open?
Just 1 important thing before I start... I am allowed to help myself of course??

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Nice place you have here Brother DJ, well apart from that corner over there with the puke in it.

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#43 31-08-2007 5:35pm

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Don't worry Zaph, that cheeky romanian ****er will clean it once he gets out of the septic tank. Jester, we offically open at 10pm tonight. Of course you can help yourself. And Princess Lala, you're also hired. Could be busy here tonight!

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#44 31-08-2007 6:26pm

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So we have a bar and a nightclub. I'm tempted to open a chip van/shop/chinese/etc

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#45 31-08-2007 7:02pm

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That would be a goldmine around here Brother Rigger. I might open up an undertakers myself, bound to be a few heart attacks shortly.

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The-Rigger wrote:

So we have a bar and a nightclub. I'm tempted to open a chip van/shop/chinese/etc

Why not just incorporate it into the bar or nightclub. Too much effort going out for a munch unless we can have happygirl go fetch it for us:D

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#47 31-08-2007 7:10pm

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//me escorts happywimmin and Princess La-la to the bar+nightclub to seek gainful employment.

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#48 31-08-2007 8:56pm

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ok boys am i working in the bar or nightclub tonight?
Like the sound of the perks in the nightclub, free drink

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#49 31-08-2007 8:58pm

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

ok boys am i working in the bar or nightclub tonight?
Like the sound of the perks in the nightclub, free drink

The application procedure for the bar is a little more formal. But you are more than welcome to apply.

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#50 31-08-2007 8:59pm

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

ok boys am i working in the bar or nightclub tonight?
Like the sound of the perks in the nightclub, free drink

as long as you're wearing a tight t-shirt and leather shorts you are free to the bar, i think the brothers will agree

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#51 31-08-2007 9:26pm

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ok guess i'll apply to the nightclub so, what do you think tom?

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