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    #212
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,769 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    zaph wrote:
    Long hair on guys is bad enough, but this guy is using words like "frizzy" and "ponytail".

    The only thing that you'll find under a pony-tail is an ar$ehole. ;)


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    #213
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    The answer to this gem should be "readymix lorry".


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    #214
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,769 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    smashey wrote:
    The answer to this gem should be "readymix lorry".

    Or the back of a heavy shovel?


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    #215
    An Citeog
    Registered Users Posts: 3,096 ✭✭✭An Citeog


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055119123

    What kind of strange people frequent this place? :confused:


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    #216
    [Deleted User]
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    An Citeog wrote:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055119123

    What kind of strange people frequent this place? :confused:


    Not the kind of people who should ever set foot in this forum methinks.


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    #217
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Shock horror.


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    #218
    Thrill
    Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    smashey wrote:
    Shock horror.

    Whoever is responsible for getting her pregnant must have been off his head on drink.

    Now own up, which one of you Brothers was it?


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    #219
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    smashey wrote:
    The answer to this gem should be "readymix lorry".

    Make-up Gun Ftw!!! :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp0Eie413iU


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    #220
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,294 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    thrill wrote:
    Whoever is responsible for getting her pregnant must have been off his head on drink.

    Now own up, which one of you Brothers was it?

    Just so this one doesn't go down a road that nobody really wants, that's an old thread and apparently she lost the baby the other day.


    Sorry for that uncharacteristic moment of seriousness - as you were.


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    #221
    Thrill
    Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    zaph wrote:
    Just so this one doesn't go down a road that nobody really wants, that's an old thread and apparently she lost the baby the other day.


    Sorry for that uncharacteristic moment of seriousness - as you were.




    Just spotted that in a thread a minute ago when a thread about her poped up on the main page.

    Wouldnt wish that on anyone.


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    #222
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,063 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    zaph wrote:

    Brother Smashey, it appears you may have some explaining to do.

    Wait a minute lads. Brother smashey may have a good idea. If we get a diet forum set up then the strike team will have an easier time finding our next target.


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    #223
    Wishbone Ash
    Registered Users Posts: 24,980 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    Hill Billy wrote:
    The only thing that you'll find under a pony-tail is an ar$ehole. ;)
    Damn you Billy - I've just spilled beer all over the keyboard laughing at that! :D:D:D

    *turns keyboard upside-down and shakes violently*


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    #224
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,769 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Wishbone Ash wrote:
    Damn you Billy - I've just spilled beer all over the keyboard laughing at that! :D:D:D

    *turns keyboard upside-down and shakes violently*

    Tis one of Grandpa Billy's fave sayings. :)

    Here's a dodgy thread that I found earlier.
    If the OP is interested in cooking I would recommend that he starts with a "spit-roast". ;)


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    #225
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53584627#post53584627

    Maybe they'll drop off our collective radars now


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    #226
    AlmightyCushion
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    Slow Motion wrote:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53584627#post53584627

    Maybe they'll drop off our collective radars now

    With all the gun violence in America maybe they'll get shot.


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    #227
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    With all the gun violence in America maybe they'll get shot.

    They would have to get damn close so as not to miss that skinny bint


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    #228
    AlmightyCushion
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    Slow Motion wrote:
    They would have to get damn close so as not to miss that skinny bint

    Hell if you just spat at her you'd snap her in two.


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    #229
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Thw wimmins could fight back soon. :eek:


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    #230
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,063 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    smashey wrote:
    Thw wimmins could fight back soon. :eek:
    God damn it. Teaching something that emotionally unstable how to shoot is a bad idea. She'll break a nail or her boyfriend will break up with and then she'll go on a killing spree.


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    #231
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    God damn it. Teaching something that emotionally unstable how to shoot is a bad idea. She'll break a nail or her boyfriend will break up with and then she'll go on a killing spree.

    Wimmin sporting holster "Does my gun look big in this ?"

    I don't think there's that much to worry about, by the time she gets the nail fixed, finds the proper outfit to go along with the chosen weapon, and rung all her mates to tell them what a burstard you are and that she's going to go postal on your a$$, you'll have had plenty of time to call the guards and get her sectioned :D


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    #232
    AlmightyCushion
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    Slow Motion wrote:
    Wimmin sporting holster "Does my gun look big in this ?"

    I don't think there's that much to worry about, by the time she gets the nail fixed, finds the proper outfit to go along with the chosen weapon, and rung all her mates to tell them what a burstard you are and that she's going to go postal on your a$$, you'll have had plenty of time to call the guards and get her sectioned :D
    Or it would be her time of the month again and makes things a million times worse.


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    #233
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Or it would be her time of the month again and makes things a million times worse.

    It'll bring a whole new meaning to the term "bloodbath" :p

    And a woman with a gun only arises one question:

    What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
    You can negotiate with a terrorist!

    Ba-doom-boom-pish!


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    #234
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Or it would be her time of the month again and makes things a million times worse.

    Yeah but she would be feeling so bloated and full of self loathing everytime she looked in the mirror she'd never leave the house ! ;)


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    #235
    AlmightyCushion
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    Slow Motion wrote:
    Yeah but she would be feeling so bloated and full of self loathing everytime she looked in the mirror she'd never leave the house ! ;)
    Or just blow her own brains out and then who would get the beer. See, giving them a gun is as bad as giving them the vote.


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    #236
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    almightycushion wrote:
    Or just blow her own brains out and then who would get the beer. See, giving them a gun is as bad as giving them the vote.

    You'd be left with a potential good carpet.....................or sex toy if that's yer thing ("Crack open a cold one!")


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    #237
    AlmightyCushion
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    Duggy747 wrote:
    You'd be left with a potential good carpet.....................or sex toy if that's yer thing ("Crack open a cold one!")
    I suppose we do walk all over them, may as well wipe our feet too. P.S. Dead girls don't say no.


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    #238
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    I suppose we do walk all over them, may as well wipe our feet too. P.S. Dead girls don't say no.
    They don't talk, full stop!! :D


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    #239
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Good Lord :eek:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055121565


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    #240
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,294 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    I need a drink and a good lie down after seeing that Brother Slow Mo. Then again, I generally find myself in need of a drink and a good lie down most of the day.


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    #241
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    zaph wrote:
    I need a drink and a good lie down after seeing that Brother Slow Mo. Then again, I generally find myself in need of a drink and a good lie down most of the day.

    Indeed ! A mullet is a fish ! FACT ! END OF...!


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