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22-05-2007 4:28pm

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6th

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Ok am making this thread so we can highlight other threads around boards that are just WRONG!

I'll start the ball rolling:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53292396#post53292396

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#2 22-05-2007 4:29pm
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

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anything in here
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=446

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#3 22-05-2007 4:31pm
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I mean wrong with regards to the ideals of this forum ; )

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#4 22-05-2007 4:32pm
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Mordeth wrote:

anything in here
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=446

Like a spurned lover....

But yes, it is a rather silly place.

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#5 22-05-2007 4:33pm
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umm
ghosts cause unnecesary hair growth?

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#6 22-05-2007 4:35pm
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Mordeth wrote:

anything in here
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=446

I felt a surge of psychic energy when you posted that.

Back on topic, that thread on PI about a lad who's missus threatened to leave him because of the immense danger of 5-a-side. It's football, not chainsaw juggling.

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#7 22-05-2007 4:37pm
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Anything posted in PI is wrong. But especially threads like this one;
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055095640

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#8 22-05-2007 4:41pm
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I'm still traumatised by this one:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055090539

:eek:

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#9 22-05-2007 4:46pm
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Surely anything in here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=252

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#10 22-05-2007 4:50pm
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AlmightyCushion wrote:

Surely anything in here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=252

Bustard ! Got in just afore me !:D

Or Here
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=10

If we were interested we wouldn't be here

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#11 22-05-2007 4:56pm
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This forum is the one that disturbs me most. There's certainly no need for any brother to post over there.

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#12 22-05-2007 4:57pm
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Slow Motion wrote:

Bustard ! Got in just afore me !:D

I couldn't believe nobody got there before me. It is an obvious one.

Slow Motion wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=10

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Don't ever speak that word in here again brother. The thought of it could give one of us a heart attack.

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#13 22-05-2007 5:01pm
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zaph wrote:

This forum is the one that disturbs me most. There's certainly no need for any brother to post over there.

What is this vegan they speak of? Is it something like a Vulcan?

As for vegetarian, is that something like a veterinarian?

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#14 22-05-2007 5:03pm
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I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I saw this first

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055093328

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Surely anything in here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=252

There's a surprising overlap between regular posters on Fitness and BGRH. I think we should focus on what we have in common rather than our differences. Both surely have their place in fighting femminism.

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#15 22-05-2007 5:08pm
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And brothers what a terrible terrible disappointment this thread was to me

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054848711

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#16 22-05-2007 5:08pm
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tom dunne wrote:

What is this vegan they speak of? Is it something like a Vulcan?

As for vegetarian, is that something like a veterinarian?

I think a vegetarian is someone who fought in a war. As for vegan. Isn't that someone who has yet to engage in the gentle melodious act of pounding vag?

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#17 22-05-2007 5:49pm
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AlmightyCushion wrote:

someone who has yet to engage in the gentle melodious act of pounding vag?

Nope, thats a vagrant you're thinking of...

Anyhew, back on topic. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSES DIPSH!TS. The smell of 'holier than thou' in here is making me nauseous. This is the internet - just by being here you are marking yourself as a dweeb, a nerd, a geek or a fule. Go outside and plant a tree, create something, contribute to the greater good of mankind, ride a horse, or swim in a lake and you can then judge the vagaries of whiny internet nobs. I come in here to discuss the finer nuances of stuff the people I work with can't even begin to understand and the last thing I need to see is the people in the Fat and Bald Forum casting scorn on any of it.

Illinois nazis? Internet nazis more like... Arrange the following into a well known phrase or sentance - LIFE. A. GET.

'cptr

God, its been a long day - I needed a good rant... I'm all better now.

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#18 22-05-2007 6:08pm
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That's it, let it all out. Now, how long have you had these feelings of inadequacy Interceptor? Is it that you feel that your current girth or barely balding pate are not sufficient to join the Brotherhood? We're a liberal and forgiving lot you know, you only need one or the other, and if there are extenuating circumstances admittance may be permitted even if you are long-haired and under-nourished.

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#19 22-05-2007 7:32pm
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AlmightyCushion wrote:

Surely anything in here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=252

I misread this one as Chip/Dip Stain and clicked on it.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055096294

My eyes, MY EYES!!

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#20 22-05-2007 8:59pm
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I think this thread should be deleted.

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#21 22-05-2007 10:34pm
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Well said brother Smashey.

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#22 22-05-2007 11:01pm
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zaph wrote:

That's it, let it all out. Now, how long have you had these feelings of inadequacy Interceptor? Is it that you feel that your current girth or barely balding pate are not sufficient to join the Brotherhood? We're a liberal and forgiving lot you know, you only need one or the other, and if there are extenuating circumstances admittance may be permitted even if you are long-haired and under-nourished.

Oh I know I'm inadequate - no question, brother zaph. I typed that rant after a day at my 'desk' after I had eaten a whole pack of LIDL Cherry Bakewells (how do they get so much sugar into them?) in one go. My desk faces the wall and I know my workmates try to reflect the sun onto my baldy patch by using their make-up mirrors and I had spent the day just wishing for a piano to fall through the roof and kill me. Its nice to know I'm among friends. You can see how I have tried to cover my bald patch in a novel way here, in another thread which the OP probably thinks is 'wrong'

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ah but lads, buckfast gets you f**cked-fast.

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#24 22-05-2007 11:42pm
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6th wrote:

I'll start the ball rolling:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53292396#post53292396

6th - You were perusing the Fashion and Appearance Forum? The shame of it! :eek:

*shakes head*

They tell me about this one brothers, but I've managed to avoid being contaminated so far.

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#25 23-05-2007 9:19am
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Wishbone Ash wrote:

They tell me about this one brothers, but I've managed to avoid being contaminated so far.

The spanw of Satan. Cast it back into the depths of hell.

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#26 23-05-2007 10:39am
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Wishbone Ash wrote:

They tell me about this one brothers, but I've managed to avoid being contaminated so far.

AAAGGGGH! It gets worse.

I honestly didn't know most of these existed. Probably A Good Thing.

Ignorance is bliss.

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#27 23-05-2007 11:09am
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tom dunne wrote:

What is this vegan they speak of? Is it something like a Vulcan?

As for vegetarian, is that something like a veterinarian?

Vegan / vegetarian = Virgin / Celibate i.e. doesn't do meat

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#28 23-05-2007 11:27am
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I certainly have no idea what they are up to, some sort of conspiract by veterans.

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#29 23-05-2007 11:30am
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Slow Motion wrote:

Vegan / vegetarian = Virgin / Celibate i.e. doesn't do meat

Fúckin' genius

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#30 23-05-2007 11:44am
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Wishbone Ash wrote:

6th - You were perusing the Fashion and Appearance Forum? The shame of it! :eek:

Brothers I am an eternal optimist and I pray for redemption of said forum. An invasion of threads with titles such as "String vests - Yay of nay", "How much of my mangut should be on display?", "Post pics of your greatest curry stains here" and "Has there been a greater clothing invention than elasticated waistbands?" should be sufficient to right any wrongs.

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#31 23-05-2007 11:51am
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AlmightyCushion wrote:

Fúckin' genius

Thank you ! I thank you ! *takes a bow*

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