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    #182
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    imeatingchips wrote:
    He has the thousand yard care bear stare

    :confused::confused: It's those voices again. *runs to the corner and cowers in fear*


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    #183
    imeatingchips
    Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭imeatingchips


    Mr.Punch wrote:
    ...I see these sparkles too. The first time I saw them, was in between some pine trees in my back yard. It was rather surprising, but never frightning. Now I can see them whenever I want. I will lie down in the park during the day, and watch the sky vibrate with them.

    One thing I found interesting, is that if I put my hand up in my line of site, the particles are all behind my hand. As tho the are not in my eye, but in front of me. They seem to move with personality, and consistency.

    No confusion here bosco. He has the thousand yard care bear stare.


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    #184
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    imeatingchips wrote:
    No confusion here bosco. He has the thousand yard care bear stare.

    Or he's had way too much ecstasy.


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    #185
    imeatingchips
    Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭imeatingchips


    Mr.Punch wrote:
    ...I see these sparkles too. The first time I saw them, was in between some pine trees in my back yard. It was rather surprising, but never frightning. Now I can see them whenever I want. I will lie down in the park during the day, and watch the sky vibrate with them.

    One thing I found interesting, is that if I put my hand up in my line of site, the particles are all behind my hand. As tho the are not in my eye, but in front of me. They seem to move with personality, and consistency.

    aw. it's never funny when u have to explain it. HOWEVER, just so's my brothers dont think I'm a rambling fool....

    a) he's obviously ca-rayyyyzay ..... bit like the thousand yard stare or he's a bit shell shocked or somethin
    b) he sees "sparkles" out his garden and/or when he's on his back staring up at the sky
    c) DublinWriter said "maybe he should have said that they were 'Special Sparkle Angels' and everyone would have gone 'ooohhh!'. (:D )
    d) care bears do the "care bear stare"
    e) thousand yard care bear stare.
    f) ah forget it.


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    #186
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    imeatingchips wrote:
    aw. it's never funny when u have to explain it. HOWEVER, just so's my brothers dont think I'm a rambling fool....

    a) he's obviously ca-rayyyyzay ..... bit like the thousand yard stare or he's a bit shell shocked or somethin
    b) he sees "sparkles" out his garden and/or when he's on his back staring up at the sky
    c) DublinWriter said "maybe he should have said that they were 'Special Sparkle Angels' and everyone would have gone 'ooohhh!'. (:D )
    d) care bears do the "care bear stare"
    e) thousand yard care bear stare.
    f) ah forget it.

    I got what you were saying but after reading what you quoted it sounded like he was on ecstacy or something.


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    #187
    imeatingchips
    Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭imeatingchips


    aw yeah, sorry. know what u mean now.

    although, if he was seeing everything through half-closed peepers and his jaw was goin bananas it'd be more likely to be ecstasy :D .

    either way, the poor chap isn't right :(


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    #188
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    imeatingchips wrote:
    aw yeah, sorry. know what u mean now.

    although, if he was seeing everything through half-closed peepers and his jaw was goin bananas it'd be more likely to be ecstasy :D .

    either way, the poor chap isn't right :(

    Yeah I think we should put him down.


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    #189
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    The Fashion & Appearance forum needs to be closed down. Would you just have a look at the latest abominations over there:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53503189#post53503189

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055113799

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055112142

    And just to reassure the Brothers that I'm not going over to The Dark Side, I just happened to spot the first one on the front page and the others when I went over there to get a link.


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    #190
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Is this the only forum on here where common sense seems to prevail.
    Yes, and welcome.


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    #191
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    zaph wrote:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53503189#post53503189

    Bill Gates. I presume they were on about bank balances here.
    zaph wrote:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055113799
    These people are so idiotic that they need advice on how to tie their shoe laces.
    zaph wrote:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055112142

    Cut it off


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    #192
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Bill Gates. I presume they were on about bank balances here.


    These people are so idiotic that they need advice on how to tie their shoe laces.



    Cut it off


    Freedom of speech is all well and good but come on ! :p


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    #193
    Thrill
    Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    zaph wrote:
    The Fashion & Appearance forum needs to be closed down. Would you just have a look at the latest abominations over there:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53503189#post53503189

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055113799

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055112142

    And just to reassure the Brothers that I'm not going over to The Dark Side, I just happened to spot the first one on the front page and the others when I went over there to get a link.


    Fashion & appearance is definitly pushing it. More repugnant threads from that forum...


    Big hair
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055114459

    New hair
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055111922


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    #194
    Wishbone Ash
    Registered Users Posts: 24,964 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    Brothers - we need to remain strong and insist that the request for a Diet Forum is rejected. It's touch and go at the moment though! :eek:


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    #195
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Fear not, Brother Wishbone, I have stated our position on the matter here


    While on that thread I spotted this:
    smashey wrote:
    Good idea.

    Support + 1.

    Brother Smashey, it appears you may have some explaining to do.


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    #196
    Wishbone Ash
    Registered Users Posts: 24,964 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    zaph wrote:
    Fear not, Brother Wishbone, I have stated our position on the matter here
    That's the style brother zaph!
    zaph wrote:
    Brother Smashey, it appears you may have some explaining to do.
    Tut,tut! He'll have to be dragged away from the Donegal Forum to explain himself. Time to organise the Interrogation Team.


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    #197
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    zaph wrote:
    Fear not, Brother Wishbone, I have stated our position on the matter here


    While on that thread I spotted this:



    Brother Smashey, it appears you may have some explaining to do.

    Yup. Twas me. If that's what they're into then they are beyond our help.

    Forget the interrogation team. I won't break. :D


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    #198
    Wishbone Ash
    Registered Users Posts: 24,964 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    smashey wrote:
    Yup. Twas me
    Our very own agent provocateur! ;):D


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    #199
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Ah Jaysus lads, have a look at this sh1te


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    #200
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I did a number 3.

    pumpkin-barf.jpg


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    #201
    J.S. Pill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭J.S. Pill


    zaph wrote:
    Ah Jaysus lads, have a look at this sh1te

    Do I detect some green eyed monstery??


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    #202
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Not at all, I have a full head of hair that's likely to be there until the day I day (don't worry, my beer gut is ample). Long hair on guys is bad enough, but this guy is using words like "frizzy" and "ponytail". What's that all about?


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    #203
    Thrill
    Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Dear God brothers, now their after the beloved gut.......

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53560358#post53560358

    Is nothing sacred?:(


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    #204
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    But if he loses fat from his belly and cheeks where's he going to put it then? :confused:


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    #205
    crosstownk
    Registered Users Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    thrill wrote:
    Dear God brothers, now their after the beloved gut.......

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53560358#post53560358

    Is nothing sacred?:(

    ARRGGHHHH My Eyes - the goggles, they do nothing. I've managed to dodge that forum until now!! thrill, you owe me a pint in the bar for that :D

    I think I'll have to get myself banned from that fitness forum to avoid any future hidden linkage.





    /heads off to find stash box to aid recovery.................
    Untitled Image




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    #206
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    zaph wrote:
    But if he loses fat from his belly and cheeks where's he going to put it then? :confused:


    Are "YORE MA" jokes accepted / encouraged in this forum?


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    #207
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    No! :D


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    #208
    J.S. Pill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭J.S. Pill


    zaph wrote:
    Not at all, I have a full head of hair that's likely to be there until the day I day (don't worry, my beer gut is ample). Long hair on guys is bad enough, but this guy is using words like "frizzy" and "ponytail". What's that all about?

    Careful now brother, I used to have long hair and make no apologies for it. Other noteable possessors of long hair include Jesus & Conan the Barbarian.
    Yes it does require some 'maintenance' (like getting rid of frizz) but you don't necessarily have to be all metro about it. Anyway, I went all Bill Bailey so there's no point talking about it now.

    Anyway, whats the deal here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055117394

    I think they might be implying that there's something wrong with the old 2 pumps & a squirt - roll over - fart - go to seep. For shame.


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    #209
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    J.S. Pill wrote:
    Anyway, whats the deal here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055117394

    I think they might be implying that there's something wrong with the old 2 pumps & a squirt - roll over - fart - go to seep. For shame.


    If he was busy lying on the couch drinking beer and watching footy instead of putting up the shelves she wanted RIGHT NOW she'd be giving out that he's just too slow. Some wimmin are just never satisfied.


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    #210
    [Deleted User]
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    This thread is pretty awful.http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53547724#post53547724


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    #211
    J.S. Pill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭J.S. Pill


    Deleted User wrote:
    This thread is pretty awful.http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53547724#post53547724

    I think a pre-emptive ban for the OP of that particular thread is in order


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