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    #122
    Vegeta
    Registered Users Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    Slow Motion wrote:
    We've already mentioned the one about the Men p!ssing sitting down and know we have this

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055105544

    P!ssing sitting down and now a thread on squatters, HMMmm there's a trend developing here methinks :D

    I still stand up for my right to piss sitting down


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    #123
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Vegeta wrote:
    I still stand up for my right to piss sitting down

    Not around here you won't! Off to the wimmins forum with ye.


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    #124
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    And take your extra soft recycled nuclear waste quadruple ply luxury toilet paper with you.


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    #125
    Vegeta
    Registered Users Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    this forum is about laziness and doing things the laziest ways possible.

    sitting is easier than standing therefore pissing sitting down is the true way to empty ones baldder.

    In years to coem I will be hailed as a prophet, its a pitty I cannot be appreciated in my own time :(

    or you could just piss in the shower


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    #126
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Vegeta wrote:
    this forum is about laziness and doing things the laziest ways possible.

    sitting is easier than standing therefore pissing sitting down is the true way to empty ones baldder.

    In years to coem I will be hailed as a prophet, its a pitty I cannot be appreciated in my own time :(

    or you could just piss in the shower

    We've already had this discussion in here and I think the brothers all agree that sometimes you just have to stand up for yourself :D


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    #127
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It is not about doing what is easiest, it is about being a man, and you sir, fail!
    It is easier to sit for a woman, we a re build to have large stomachs to keep us upright and off our asses, with our centre of gravity being forward.
    Do you sit in the shower too, wuss. :p


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    #128
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Slow Motion wrote:
    We've already had this discussion in here and I think the brothers all agree that sometimes you just have to stand up for yourself :D

    QFT
    Vegeta wrote:
    I still stand up for my right to piss sitting down

    Sitting down is too much hassle as I've said before. You've got to find your belt under your belly are release it and drop the pants and that's before you even attempt to sit. Then there is the trouble of trying to get yourself back into the standing position... you gotto be havin' a laugh if you think sitting is the way to go, or should I say yer a big girl's blouse.

    Plus it's much more fun just standing there gyrating the hips to see what nice piss patterns you can make ;)


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    #129
    Vegeta
    Registered Users Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    It is not about doing what is easiest, it is about being a man, and you sir, fail!
    :p

    said the poster (I refuse to call you a man) who doesn't eat meat!! ;):p

    Ah guys I don't want to fight with you or take this way off topic, I prefer to sit and read the paper (page three anyone) day dream about the next firearms purchase I'll make and maybe a little snooze but if you prefer to stand I wont hold it against you

    EDIT: the one good thing about standing is playing piss space invaders where you try and blast the evil scented toilet cake things with youe yellow laser of death

    now flame away to your manly hearts content


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    #130
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    And take your extra soft recycled nuclear waste quadruple ply luxury toilet paper with you.

    We use nothing but sandpaper here :D


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    #131
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Vegeta wrote:
    the one good thing about standing is playing piss space invaders where you try and blast the evil scented toilet cake things with your yellow laser of death

    prior to the smoking ban, i used to play chase the dog-end in the urinals when on a night out ... great days, great days indeed.

    Question : Why are they called urinal cakes when they don't taste sweet at all ?


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    #132
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Lads, the obvious answer to this thread is beer and wimmin.


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    #133
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    smashey wrote:
    Lads, the obvious answer to this thread is beer and wimmin.

    :D Post your opinion in there and see what gets said.


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    #134
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    :D Post your opinion in there and see what gets said.

    Better not. Don't fancy the plague.


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    #135
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    I saw that earlier on the front page when the thread title was "Why did Jesus come?". I was sorely tempted to risk a banning and eternal damnation.


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    #136
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    zaph wrote:
    I saw that earlier on the front page when the thread title was "Why did Jesus come?". I was sorely tempted to risk a banning and eternal damnation.

    It would have sooooooo been worth it.


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    #137
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Vegeta wrote:
    said the poster (I refuse to call you a man) who doesn't eat meat!! ;):p
    I prefer to show that I can crush mere men, even when all that I eat is green.

    *ROARS*


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    #138
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    We use nothing but sandpaper here :D

    Sandpaper Pfft.... I use this

    BA.jpg

    ;)


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    #139
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    I prefer to show that I can crush mere men, even when all that I eat is green.

    Boogers?


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    #140
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    No, the colour green.


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    #141
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055106136

    Need I say more !


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    #142
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Slow Motion wrote:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055106136

    Need I say more !




    AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: BACK ON WHAT? MY TO KILL LIST, BECAUSE THEY NEVER FúCKING LEFT IT!!!!!!!!!! [/mindless aggression]


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    #143
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Slow Motion wrote:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055106136

    Need I say more !


    Who is Britney and Kev?


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    #144
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    petes wrote:
    Who is Britney and Kev?

    A pair of townie skangers !

    AC go to your happy place it will be OK soon :D


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    #145
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Seriously now, WTF is this all about?


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    #146
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Slow Motion wrote:

    AC go to your happy place it will be OK soon :D

    This is my happy place :D


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    #147
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    zaph wrote:
    Seriously now, WTF is this all about?


    I second your WTF. Puppy parties :confused:


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    #148
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055107072

    The thread it's self isn't wrong just the action that spawned it. Not for the faint hearted brothers.


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    #149
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


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    #150
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    zaph wrote:
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    I know brother zaph. To add to the story she was gpt 2.5 years(should have gotten life imo) and that story was published nearly 2.5 years ago. Be afraid, be very afraid.


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    #151
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    I'd say the whole male population of Liverpool are shuffling around with their legs crossed in anticipation of the day she's sprung.


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