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    #92
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    'MERDE!!!' jack shouts


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    #93
    Sparky
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    While canal+ beeps it


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    #94
    Jesus Wept
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    'Sacré bleu!' exclaims Jack


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    #95
    whosedaddy?
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    As he got head butted by Zidane who thought Jack had insulted his sister while serving them gourmet Ryanair sambos.

    Suddenly the plane starts to...


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    #96
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    fart and make noises that planes don't normally make.

    Jack suddenly realises what is going on

    *cue ticking clock* tick, tick, tick.

    Meanwhile Buchanan is shouting at Chloe....


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    #97
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    because they suddenly lost the satellite coverage of the plane and...


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    #98
    whosedaddy?
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    they discovered another mole at CTU digging its way through the office floor wearing a petzel.

    "It's Nina" shouts Morris, takes another big swig from the bottle and...


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    #99
    Jesus Wept
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    ...kicks her up the arse, but..


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    #100
    Kojak
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    for some unknown reason Wayne Palmer shows up.

    He approaches Chloe with a proposition......


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    #101
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    but to hear it Chloe needed to answer correctly, Daddy or Chips.


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    #102
    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    ''Give us a shag before Nina kills me''


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    #103
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    was Chloe's respone, but Wayne Palmer didn't understand what Chloe was on about.

    He thought that she...


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    #104
    Jesus Wept
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    ...was trying to create interest in Nina

    Wayne shoots Nina in the head, Nina dies, never to be seen again, ever.

    Wayne declares war on France..


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    #105
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    France....fights back. America explodes...


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    #106
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    ..with inane chants of

    USA!
    USA!
    USA!
    USA!
    USA!
    USA!
    USA!
    USA!USA!


    USA!
    USA!
    USA!
    USA!
    USA!

    ...


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    #107
    Kojak
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    This made Wayne Palmer very mad, as he was secretly a ....


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    #108
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ...french bomb...


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    #109
    Mossy Monk
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    loving man whore who was secretly on a mission to ...


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    #110
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    ... replace american culture with french..


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    #111
    Haven't a Clue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Haven't a Clue


    ...and in doing so, changed the name of freedom fries back to "les frites des freedoms".

    Upon hearing these changes, Jack decided enough was enough and...


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    #112
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    ..changed his name to Jacque Baúér (now proncounced bau-air)


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    #113
    Mossy Monk
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    Monsieur Baúér immediately called upon a hapless...


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    #114
    whosedaddy?
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    and applied for the Foreign Legion thinking this way he could infiltrate the....


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    #115
    Declan A Walsh
    Registered Users Posts: 5,993 ✭✭✭Declan A Walsh


    undergarments of Chloe.

    Jack quickly wakes up from this dream - it was all a big dream in the shower. Chloe was in CTU frowning as usual, Jack never joined rge Foreign Legion, Wayne Palmer was not injured and that nightmarish trip on the M50 never happened.

    But the following takes place between 19:00 and 20:00 and is not a dream.
    Martha Logan is standing outside Jack's door and is mumbling something about Charles. She has a meat cleaver in her hand and throw's it at Jack's...
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    #116
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    pda. "you will never find the missing gold Bauer" she shrieked.


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    #117
    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    [7 minute ad break]

    Jack then goes to bertie ahearn to interogate him regarding the french connection....''Now you are going to listen to me, you son of a biotch....


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    #118
    Kojak
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    while bertie asks jack "would you care for a pint of the black stuff with me and Michael McDowell??"

    Jack pauses, gathers his thoughts and responds.....


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    #119
    Jesus Wept
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    WHAT IS THIS 'BLACK STUFF' YOU SPEAK OF, ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME, DO YOU HAVE BIOLOGAL CAPABILITIES

    *jack begins to throttle Bertie...


    DO
    YOU
    HAVE
    BIOLOGICAL
    CAPABLITIES
    ?????????????


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    #120
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    "Well, I done biology for the Leaving" was bertie's response.

    Jack recieves a call on his mobile....


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    #121
    kaimera
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    from the Tánaiste slash Minister for Justice warning Jack to stop or else...


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