A 24 story, continue it on...

Chillwithcian

Jack wakes up to the sound of his cell ringing, its Kim (in a low rise top lol:D), she's been captured by MICHELLE DESSLER!!!! :eek:, she says that Jack needs to follow all instructions or else michelle will let the cugars eat her (sounds of i love you daddy, i love u sweetheart on the phone) meanwhile Erin Driscolls discovered Cloie O Brien has been having an intimate reasionship with Edger Styles which means theres been a terrorist breach because theve found that Edgar has been working with terrorists, They need Jack but he's too busy with his daughters troube. Whatever will he do? Jack jumps in his car in a race to CTU......

[Tick,tock,tick,tock AD BREAK]

Continue it on.....:D

kaimera

..to find out THERE'S NO TIME!

Sparky

Meanwhile Spanky is entertaining Kim in a way that makes the show air after 10pm.....

qwertplaywert

but RTE ends up censoring it, and 2 years later repeats it at 3pm on a tuesday, totally un-cut

FX Meister

Then Jack puts a loaded shotgun to his mouth and pulls the trigger. His brains splater across the ceiling and trickle down the wall. FACT

Pepe LeFrits

Damn it!!!!

qwertplaywert

said Jack,who had of course survived

Sparky

But then I came back from the dead after.....

kaimera

Kim had accidently caused aphixation to you with her...

Mossy Monk

penis

Chillwithcian

Ryan Shipoel comes back from the dead
EEK!

Chillwithcian

Jack races into CTU only to find Secratary heller, DEAD.... and rushes up to have a qucik one with erin driscoll before they adress the crowd of the situation:eek:

qwertplaywert

of audrey finding out about it

Mossy Monk

Jack's dark secret is about to be exposed but in order for him to keep it quiet he ....

Kojak

must carry edgar, on his back, all the way to

Tar.Aldarion

The president is dead.

Mossy Monk

"That was very random" shouted Jack.

Kojak

Buchanan then ordered Chloe to interrogate Charles Logan

Chillwithcian

Jack goes to interview him and ends up turning 'ever so Gaaaaaay'

qwertplaywert

and logan is killed by a ctu agent as jack looks at the wall

Chillwithcian

[AD BREAK]

And now we return to President logan dead, while Jck races off to find micelle dessler and kill the cugars holding kim hostage...meanwhile....

Jesus Wept

jack says 'dammit!':D

qwertplaywert

and Tony comes back for some reason.....[how i dream.......]

Kojak

has a look around CTU, and asks...

Mossy Monk

"where is my Jesus Christ themed water dispenser?"

Kojak

This made Chloe very anxious, and she immeaditly began

kaimera

rebooting routers while simultaneously hacking some random security system...

Mossy Monk

screaming abuse at her helper, Edgar the friendly ghost. Jack is in no mood for the ....

Hard Larry

Chloe rings Jack on his mobile but Edgar has been messing with the ringtones it and changed it to 'ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!'
Jack answers and Chloe frowns and says...

Sputs-Lover

...Jack

/slight pause

ermm..

Come on Chloe, I dont have time

/chloe really fast

Teri is alive...


/cue Jack half saying....

what?...

Necronomicon

Chloe (with that perpetual frown!): I'm sorry Jack. We have reason to believe that she's working for the terror--

(Jack is clocked into the back of the head)

Chloe: Jack? Jack!

(Terri Bauer picks up the phone)

Terri: I'm sorry. Jack is...unavailable right now.

TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK

---

The following takes place between.....

Jesus Wept

stupid Vodafone, DAMMIT!

Kojak

Then, for the first time in years, Jack takes 2 minutes to go to the toilet :eek:

Jesus Wept

3 hours later.......

Tar.Aldarion

Dettol...

Chillwithcian

But what has happened to kim???

Kojak

Unknown to Jack, Kim has now become a........

Jesus Wept

street walking hooker

Kojak

which was actually a camoflague, in order to gain access to

Tar.Aldarion

Tar.Aldarions pants...

Kojak

Graem Bauer suddenly rose from the dead

Jesus Wept

and killed Tar

Kojak

with the same solution that Philip Bauer used to inject Graem :eek:

Jesus Wept

redbull, and vodka

Chillwithcian

Jack bauer makes me feel a warm and happy sensation......................

Jesus Wept

in my pants

Kojak

Then Nadia began to dis-robe.....

Tar.Aldarion

The corpse of Tar, who came back to life suddenly, due to the reasons that Graem Bauer did and...

Jesus Wept

suddenly died again

Kojak

because of a suitcase nuke in the car of........

Jesus Wept

Mr Jeremy Beadle