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    #62
    kaimera
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    referring to his huge


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    #63
    Haven't a Clue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Haven't a Clue


    ...head. To which he replied, rather confused, "why would you want a piece of my head?" Chloe then replied...


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    #64
    whosedaddy?
    Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭whosedaddy?


    "Not your head, your headset. I must patch Jack through to ..."


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    #65
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Charlie Logan. It seems he has got a bet for the 4.15 at Lepordstown"


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    #66
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    Which was strange as Irish racing was cancelled due to...


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    #67
    Necronomicon
    Registered Users Posts: 11,589 ✭✭✭✭Necronomicon


    The outbreak of...


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    #68
    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Foot and Mouth.

    "The Irish Authorities need Jack, so give me your headset...."


    "Damn it! Chleo, what are you doing?"

    Chleo pulls a face "Sorry, jack. I have those... "


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    #69
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    curtains you were looking for."

    Jack immeaditly shouts.......


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    #70
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sweeeeeet hearrrt...


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    #71
    whosedaddy?
    Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭whosedaddy?


    As he spots Graham Norton in the crowd playing with his ....


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    #72
    kaimera
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    TMNT action figures...


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    #73
    mickith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭mickith


    which came with full accesories, he then suddenly......


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    #74
    Jesus Wept
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    died


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    #75
    Haven't a Clue
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    And the world rejoiced. Meanwhile, Jack was tracking down the son of the most glamourous female cat about.

    "Son of a bitch", he said as he identified him...


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    #76
    Declan A Walsh
    Registered Users Posts: 5,993 ✭✭✭Declan A Walsh


    ...it's Bill Buchanan.
    Jack: how could you be the son of that attractive woman? You're older then her.

    Bill: No. I am actually 10 years younger that I look and my Mom is 15 years older than she looks. We both got plastic surgery performed on us because we are on a Witness Protection Program after witnessing a gangland murder in L.A.

    Jack: That's you're mother? I could have sworn she was your sister last night.

    Bill: Sorry?

    Jack: Oh...em... the clock is ticking. Its a race against time to stop that bag....
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    #77
    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    Jack really needs a beer and a good woman, as he hung up the phone he saw lymydia, the nanny of kim, staring up at him with a cool, clean, crisp, budwiser. ''Come hear jack, come hear, mmmmmm, i can help it all go away'' ....... Jack feels a bo**r coming on, but has to save the world so he replys in his silky, smooth voice tat could kill any woman......:cool:


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    #78
    Haven't a Clue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Haven't a Clue


    "HOLY SWEET JESUS! THAT BOLLIX TONY'S CALLING ME AGAIN! I'll have to take this love..."

    So, Jack takes Tony's call, vents his frustration that he was in line for some nanny-ridin, then hears the shocking news that...


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    #79
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Edgar lost some weight :eek: :eek:


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    #80
    Jesus Wept
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    Jack laughs to himself as he realises Lymydia rhymes with chlamydia, he then frowns hopeing she doesn't have it. He doesn't have time to go to a Doctor with an STD, 'DAMMIT!' Jack shouts.


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    #81
    Sparky
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    More juice please


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    #82
    Kojak
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    Then the doctor discovers that there is no juice left.

    He approaches jack....


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    #83
    Sparky
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    Who seemingly never runs out of it until..


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    #84
    Declan A Walsh
    Registered Users Posts: 5,993 ✭✭✭Declan A Walsh


    Jack discovers his car has run out of juice. As he stops at the filling station, he notices Chloe is running towards him.

    Jack: wants wrong Chloe?

    Chloe: The President has been badly injured in an assassination attempt. The White House has asked C.T.U. to pretend that Wayne Palmer is dead.

    Jack : Sorry Chloe. <Jack answers his mobile.>
    Mike? Mike Nolan - David Palmer's former adviser? Why are you ringing me?

    Mike: I haven't got time to explain but you need to put your hand on Chloe's blouse...
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    #85
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    to which Jack replied "There's NO TIME"...


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    #86
    whosedaddy?
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    when he spotted the two red lights blinking underneath Cloe's blouse.

    After jumping through the window into the petrol station, he calms the chinese guy hiding behind the check out..
    "Don't worry, we'll get though this together!"

    Only to pull out his...


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    #87
    Haven't a Clue
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    ...plane tickets to China.

    "Trust me, it's better than getting a boat over", said Jack.

    Jack then requested something off the Chinese man to deal with the Chloe situation...


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    #88
    Jesus Wept
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    a 3-in-1 (rice, chips, curry sauce)


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    #89
    whosedaddy?
    Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭whosedaddy?


    [Tick,tock,tick,tock The following takes place between 17:00 and 18:00]

    Jack races through the m50 roadworks to Dublin airport

    [Tick,tock,tick,tock The following takes place between 18:00 and 19:00 ]

    and is trying to enter his Aerlingus booking reference into the fast pass machine.

    Loosing his patience he tries ringing CTU to ask Tony to ....


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    #90
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    ..request a schematics for the Aerlingus fast pass machine or have chloe hack it


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    #91
    Kojak
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    but Michael O'Leary then kidnaps jack and forces him to become a steward on the 18.30 Dublin to Paris.


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