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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,278 ✭✭✭gucci


    written in tiny writing at the bottom of the toilet door,so low that you would need to bend over to read it properly

    "If You can read this your pooing at approximatley 150 degrees!!"

    must have took them ages to work out theyre trigonometery to come up with that answer!!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    The UCD ladies toilets used to have problems written on them and then responses from various ladies with pens.

    Kind of like PI really.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    > and my favourite..."I got my ol doll pregnant, what will i do?"
    Response: "Tell her bring ya back 200 fags on the boat"

    T.Sc.
    very good, subltelty (Sp?) at its best


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Somebody wrote "i dont like this toilet and i refuse too use it"
    underneath somebody else wrote "gonna be a messy year so"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭gyppo


    Flush hard - its a long way back to the canteen.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,905 ✭✭✭User45701


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    Theres a very detailed (and surprisingly intelligent) discussion on one of the sides of a bathroom stall in NUIM. Pro Life vs pro choice. Its multithreaded, and has mabye 30 replies.

    I read a great one like that on a site box but it had about 60 or 70 replies and was about forrigners taking irish jobs 1/2 of the comments being very raciest and 1/2 of them saying they have no problem with them working here and only ralay having a problem when they try to take advantage of the system


  • Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭cujimmy


    in a toilet in belfast " Congratulations you've just given birth to a british soldier"

    in a glasgow pub on the condom machine just below the manufactured to bse 100 sign someone wrote "yea and so was the titanic" beneath that someone else added " but the titanic was fuc*ed by an iceberg" and below that was the immortal "you've never met my wife then"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 511 ✭✭✭LiamD


    To all Pharmacy students: Congratulations on your 570 points. Enjoy working in Boots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    I saw this written on the toilet lid in toilets in a club, thought it was good, considering where it was written and all.

    "Mary had a little blow
    as pure and white as snow.
    and everywhere that mary went,
    she snorted another row.
    between each line she did some shots,
    which wasn't very smart.
    The toxic mix of booze and coke
    left her with a permanently damged heart."
    "Theres no fairytale ending with coke"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭kevmy


    In college:

    The food in the canteen is NOT GOOD. Proof underneath.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    In the bog of Burger King in Sydney.


    There goes my whopper.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Here's one.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 12,109 Mod ✭✭✭✭miamee


    The UCD ladies toilets used to have problems written on them and then responses from various ladies with pens.

    Kind of like PI really.
    I remember that! You could sit there reading for hours if you were in the right cubicle *L*
    Plenty of graffiti about the size of various comedians 'bits' in the ladies cubicles in the International & girls bragging about who's they've licked, sucked etc, etc :o:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭beans


    Found on the wall of a London indie club toilets. Funny thing is there actually is a myspace page for this 'band'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭pjbrady1


    The best I seen was in toilets of Insomnia near the Molly Malone statue (bottom of Grafton street and turn right). It started off "Irish people are horrible greedy and ugly. Blah, blah"
    Reply - "Why don't you go back to your own country then"
    Reply "I am Irish, why do you assume I'm foreign"
    Reply "....
    Reply "I'm through arguing with you your a moron"
    Reply from different person "Isn't it great to have contentious issues of the day debated through the medium of toilet graffiti"

    It was really long with spot on replies each time. Hope its still there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    Saw this in a pub toilet once

    "I shagged your Ma"
    and then under that written by someone else
    "Go home Da - you're drunk!"

    Also in a pub in the Gents Toilets of a pub in Galway
    "Smithers - release the hounds!"
    written just at eye level for someone sitting to take a dump.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    "I used to be a necrophiliac, till this rotton cnunt split on me"


    Queen Adelaide Uxbridge Rd.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,425 ✭✭✭tc20


    In the jacks of a bar in Sydney -

    "If its got tits or wheels, sooner or later its gonna give you trouble"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    in a pub in Donegal: "We'll never forget you Jimmy Sands"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    Maccattack wrote:
    In the bog of Burger King in Sydney.


    There goes my whopper.

    are they not called Hungry Jacks anymore?

    The one near Hyde Park used to have "Sandra you bitch don't let me catch you in here again!" in the mens :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    'Brits out' became 'West Brits out' became 'West British trout'.

    "My ass isn't co-operating. I wipe and I wipe and I'm still not clean."
    "Try an oscillating motion."

    "Let's keep this place our little secret."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    "I used to be a necrophiliac, till this rotton cnunt split on me"


    Queen Adelaide Uxbridge Rd.


    I read that as "the cu|nt spilled on me"-still disgusting but hilarious....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    far more interesting than what i expected, though it's good to see that the whole arts degree dispenser isn't a nuig physics department phenomenom.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,344 ✭✭✭dabbler2004


    Saw this in a FáS college once;

    'If you think the bottom is falling out of your world
    eat our canteen food and you'll think the whole world is falling out of your bottom!'


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,257 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Sign in toilet on service station toilet in Mayo:

    Please leave this bathroom as you would hope to find it.

    Underneath in scrawl:
    With two hot naked blondes inside...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭Zonko


    There's one in my office that gets updated as the weather changes.

    "Seamy loves young boys" Then in summer it changed to "Seamy loves young boys in shorts", it's not something like "Seamy loves young boys in wooly coats". Not terribly funny on its own, but funny to notice it having been changed now and then.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    slipss wrote:
    I saw this written on the toilet lid in toilets in a club, thought it was good, considering where it was written and all.

    "Mary had a little blow
    as pure and white as snow.
    and everywhere that mary went,
    she snorted another row.
    between each line she did some shots,
    which wasn't very smart.
    The toxic mix of booze and coke
    left her with a permanently damged heart."
    "Theres no fairytale ending with coke"
    Wasn't that part of some anti-drugs campagin that was started about a year ago aimed at the "yoof"?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    The UCD ladies toilets used to have problems written on them and then responses from various ladies with pens.

    Kind of like PI really.

    LOL! The graffitti in the Gents is usually humourous, but once I ended up in the Ladies in the old bar in UCC and all the graffiti was about personal romantic problems with serious solutions offered!
    Xavi6 wrote:
    Ah the best is in college toilets just over the bog roll dispenser. Reads "Maynooth/UCD Arts Degree - Please take one". Brilliant.

    This seems to be in every toilet in a university with an Arts department. The best response I saw to it was "No thanks, I have five of them and I work in McDonalds."


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    at chest height in conways, blackrock:

    bono was here. i thought it was funny


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