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Graffiti in the bog...

dceire

I was in the college bog today & was kept entertained, while i left a deposit

, by the graffiti around me!

But what’s the best Bog Graffiti you've seen???

I'll get the ball rolling...I saw this written just above head height over the urinals in a public toilet at the side of the road outside Clonmel:
"Your Pissing On Your Feet"

Also from today..."People are very odd" simple, simple but deep!!!

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gucci

written in tiny writing at the bottom of the toilet door,so low that you would need to bend over to read it properly

"If You can read this your pooing at approximatley 150 degrees!!"

must have took them ages to work out theyre trigonometery to come up with that answer!!

tSubh Dearg

The UCD ladies toilets used to have problems written on them and then responses from various ladies with pens.

Kind of like PI really.

Splinter

The Scientist wrote:

> and my favourite..."I got my ol doll pregnant, what will i do?"
Response: "Tell her bring ya back 200 fags on the boat"

T.Sc.

very good, subltelty (Sp?) at its best

Degsy

Somebody wrote "i dont like this toilet and i refuse too use it"
underneath somebody else wrote "gonna be a messy year so"

gyppo

Flush hard - its a long way back to the canteen.

User45701

FuzzyLogic wrote:

Theres a very detailed (and surprisingly intelligent) discussion on one of the sides of a bathroom stall in NUIM. Pro Life vs pro choice. Its multithreaded, and has mabye 30 replies.

I read a great one like that on a site box but it had about 60 or 70 replies and was about forrigners taking irish jobs 1/2 of the comments being very raciest and 1/2 of them saying they have no problem with them working here and only ralay having a problem when they try to take advantage of the system

cujimmy

in a toilet in belfast " Congratulations you've just given birth to a british soldier"

in a glasgow pub on the condom machine just below the manufactured to bse 100 sign someone wrote "yea and so was the titanic" beneath that someone else added " but the titanic was fuc*ed by an iceberg" and below that was the immortal "you've never met my wife then"

LiamD

To all Pharmacy students: Congratulations on your 570 points. Enjoy working in Boots.

slipss

I saw this written on the toilet lid in toilets in a club, thought it was good, considering where it was written and all.

"Mary had a little blow
as pure and white as snow.
and everywhere that mary went,
she snorted another row.
between each line she did some shots,
which wasn't very smart.
The toxic mix of booze and coke
left her with a permanently damged heart."
"Theres no fairytale ending with coke"

kevmy

In college:

The food in the canteen is NOT GOOD. Proof underneath.

Maccattack

In the bog of Burger King in Sydney.

There goes my whopper.

Oriel

Here's one.

miamee

tSubh Dearg wrote:

The UCD ladies toilets used to have problems written on them and then responses from various ladies with pens.

Kind of like PI really.

I remember that! You could sit there reading for hours if you were in the right cubicle *L*
Plenty of graffiti about the size of various comedians 'bits' in the ladies cubicles in the International & girls bragging about who's they've licked, sucked etc, etc

beans

Found on the wall of a London indie club toilets. Funny thing is there actually is a myspace page for this 'band'

pjbrady1

The best I seen was in toilets of Insomnia near the Molly Malone statue (bottom of Grafton street and turn right). It started off "Irish people are horrible greedy and ugly. Blah, blah"
Reply - "Why don't you go back to your own country then"
Reply "I am Irish, why do you assume I'm foreign"
Reply "....
Reply "I'm through arguing with you your a moron"
Reply from different person "Isn't it great to have contentious issues of the day debated through the medium of toilet graffiti"

It was really long with spot on replies each time. Hope its still there.

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Miguel_Sanchez

Saw this in a pub toilet once

"I shagged your Ma"
and then under that written by someone else
"Go home Da - you're drunk!"

Also in a pub in the Gents Toilets of a pub in Galway
"Smithers - release the hounds!"
written just at eye level for someone sitting to take a dump.

FlutterinBantam

"I used to be a necrophiliac, till this rotton cnunt split on me"

Queen Adelaide Uxbridge Rd.

tc20

In the jacks of a bar in Sydney -

"If its got tits or wheels, sooner or later its gonna give you trouble"

tbh

in a pub in Donegal: "We'll never forget you Jimmy Sands"

tbh

Maccattack wrote:

In the bog of Burger King in Sydney.

There goes my whopper.

are they not called Hungry Jacks anymore?

The one near Hyde Park used to have "Sandra you bitch don't let me catch you in here again!" in the mens

Time Magazine

'Brits out' became 'West Brits out' became 'West British trout'.

"My ass isn't co-operating. I wipe and I wipe and I'm still not clean."
"Try an oscillating motion."

"Let's keep this place our little secret."

brianthebard

FlutterinBantam wrote:

"I used to be a necrophiliac, till this rotton cnunt split on me"

Queen Adelaide Uxbridge Rd.

I read that as "the cu|nt spilled on me"-still disgusting but hilarious....

JIZZLORD

far more interesting than what i expected, though it's good to see that the whole arts degree dispenser isn't a nuig physics department phenomenom.

dabbler2004

Saw this in a FáS college once;

'If you think the bottom is falling out of your world
eat our canteen food and you'll think the whole world is falling out of your bottom!'

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Sign in toilet on service station toilet in Mayo:

Please leave this bathroom as you would hope to find it.

Underneath in scrawl:
With two hot naked blondes inside...?

Zonko

There's one in my office that gets updated as the weather changes.

"Seamy loves young boys" Then in summer it changed to "Seamy loves young boys in shorts", it's not something like "Seamy loves young boys in wooly coats". Not terribly funny on its own, but funny to notice it having been changed now and then.

tSubh Dearg

slipss wrote:

I saw this written on the toilet lid in toilets in a club, thought it was good, considering where it was written and all.

"Mary had a little blow
as pure and white as snow.
and everywhere that mary went,
she snorted another row.
between each line she did some shots,
which wasn't very smart.
The toxic mix of booze and coke
left her with a permanently damged heart."
"Theres no fairytale ending with coke"

Wasn't that part of some anti-drugs campagin that was started about a year ago aimed at the "yoof"?

Agamemnon

tSubh Dearg wrote:

The UCD ladies toilets used to have problems written on them and then responses from various ladies with pens.

Kind of like PI really.

LOL! The graffitti in the Gents is usually humourous, but once I ended up in the Ladies in the old bar in UCC and all the graffiti was about personal romantic problems with serious solutions offered!

Xavi6 wrote:

Ah the best is in college toilets just over the bog roll dispenser. Reads "Maynooth/UCD Arts Degree - Please take one". Brilliant.

This seems to be in every toilet in a university with an Arts department. The best response I saw to it was "No thanks, I have five of them and I work in McDonalds."

admiralofthefleet

at chest height in conways, blackrock:

bono was here. i thought it was funny