Graffiti in the bog...

BobTheBeat

"If your readin dis den u r gay" ftw

tbh

on the back of a securicor van yesterday: "Your only a wanker"

puffmullett

In a pub in Dun Laoghaire:

Jesus Saves...Keane Scores on the rebound

MrJoeSoap

puffmullett wrote:

Jesus Saves...Keane Scores on the rebound

Thats an old GAA commentators one, can't remember who it was originally about though.

Vinnie69

In Trinity years ago, "My mother made me a homosexual" and written underneath "If I sent her the wool, would she knit me one too?"

Setun

gyppo wrote:

Flush hard - its a long way back to the canteen.

It says that in NCAD actually.

Another one is:
Read this

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> I thought I'd give you something to read while you sh!t

Or:
Ever get the feeling there's a camera in the ceiling?

nikolaitr

There is one in the TCD toilets that says


"So-and-so is watching you"

and someone replied

"And he like's what he sees"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Dirty car parked across the road from me round about a year ago:
"Also available in white"

Which would have worked had the car not been red...

Aisling(",)

in school

some come her to sit and think
others come here to **** and stink
i come here to scratch my balls and write graffiti on the walls

its and all girls school

I was low smoking blow
garda came had a go
went to jail without bail
left St.Pats without a trail now im here to prove a point
that life is ****e without a joint

then theres save our souls and schoolbags writeen on the floor in bleach

Zebra3

My mate saw this up on an ad hoarding close to Phibsborough a few years ago.

There was an for the Hearld with the slogan "The Best Part of the Day" under which someone had written "W@nking".

damonjewel

I was in a West Bromwich pub, and as you enter the toilets you are greeted with the usual gents, and ladies signs but on the door of the disabled toilet underneath the disabled sign some wag wrote 'Superman'

Also beware of limbo dancer, never fails to amuse me

gyppo

All weights exceeding 2kg must be lowered by hand.

Crucifix

"Heisenberg might've been here"
"Pauli definitely wasn't"
As observed in toilets at college.

CiDeRmAn

I remember this one,
"Are you pregnant and worried?
You should be, you're in the wrong jacks!"

And it's been said before but the one over the urinal,
"You've just pissed on your shoes".

And as for car graffiti, it has to be the eternal favourite,
"I wish my wife was this dirty"
Perhaps it would be funnier if it read,
"I wish your wife was this dirty".

randylonghorn

CiDeRmAn wrote:

And as for car graffiti, it has to be the eternal favourite,
"I wish my wife was this dirty"

Just add ...

"She is, mate!"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Aisling(",) wrote:

in school

some come her to sit and think
others come here to **** and stink
i come here to scratch my balls and write graffiti on the walls

You nicking my signature...???!!

Retr0gamer

Love the beautiful bouts of poetry:

In this toilet there is no paper,
Behind the toilet there is a scraper,
If the scraper cannot be found,
Then rub your arse along the ground.

OctavarIan

FuzzyLogic wrote:

Theres a very detailed (and surprisingly intelligent) discussion on one of the sides of a bathroom stall in NUIM. Pro Life vs pro choice. Its multithreaded, and has mabye 30 replies.

Haha, it's the one near the canteen right? I've read it, tis great

~Rebel~

A toiletry Haiku

Ceramic Abyss
My Bowels empty their contents
Summer stench wafting..

Actually i just made that up, but im damn well writing it in a jax tomorrow!!

Stark

The funniest one I can remember was in the men's bathroom: "Pregant? Scared? You're in the wrong bathroom".

Schlemm

LiamD wrote:

To all Pharmacy students: Congratulations on your 570 points. Enjoy working in Boots.

Also in the bog in the Hamilton Building: 'Pharmacy degree isn't worth sh/ite!'

And a few more from out and about...

''please refrain from clapping between movements and do remain seated throughout the entire performance''

''Constipated people don't give a crap''

''Express lane: 5 beers or less''

Fighting Irish

ifl

SNL

There is a pub in manchester with gaps at the bottom of the door in big huge writing was written " Beware gay limbo dancers"

the-furbo

I saw a hillarious one when I was on holidays in Florida a few years ago! I was in dunkin' doughnuts and over the jacks somebody had written "dumpin doughnuts" with an arrow pointing down!

L31mr0d

In the secondary school I used to go to above the Urinals someone had written:

"what are ya lookin up here for, you ashamed of it?"

there was also on the wall beside the sink:

"if you can piss dis high yor a fireman" all the paint below it was peeling off the wall

tracert

Deleted User wrote:

Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I've called your number

8675309!

Gone West

OctavarIan wrote:

Haha, it's the one near the canteen right? I've read it, tis great

Yeah thats it! And in the Phys/Chem building, theres the one with Heisenberg and Pauli.

Also, small world!

jaggeh

Here i sit all lonely hearted
I came to sh1t and only farted

MrJoeSoap

jaggeh wrote:

Here i sit all lonely hearted
I came to sh1t and only farted

...A fart so big it shook the bowl,
And burnt the hairs around my hole.