Cardshark broke?

cardshark202

would chip-dumping in the next boards tourney suffice?

White Knight

cardshark202 wrote:

would chip-dumping in the next boards tourney suffice?

Can't afford the $5?!

mrflash

That is one of the funniest stories i have ever read. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What a horrible creature as well, rummaging around like that for 10 bucks.

ianmc38

According to reliable sources, this picture was taken just as security were bringing in the money that was to be paid to the winner of GJP 1. Look who's skulking around and scoping the place out in the right of picture:

http://www.antesup.com/photos/showphoto.php?photo=254&cat=509

valor

lol reggie you horrible creature

Goodluck2me

valor wrote:

lol reggie you horrible creature

QFT.

Russh

Have just finished reading this thread....Very good.....:)

Jippo

I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from clapham
Out on a windy common
That night I aint forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said you are a lady
Perhaps she said I may be
We moved into a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The railway arms were missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up

I got a job with stanley
He said Id come in handy
And started me on monday
So I had a bath on sunday
I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said shed seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her

I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her

This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another

And now shes two years older
Her mothers with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling

Alone here in the kitchen
I feel theres something missing
Id beg for some forgiveness
But beggings not my business
And she wont write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so its my assumption
Im really up the junction

Doesn't quite fit perfectly but still a top-class tune.

Goodluck2me

why are you such a sicko? I mean seriously.

ianmc38

Reggie insisted that myself and Roundtower play a session of Chinese poker with him. Half an hour later, these were the results:

RoundTower

in fairness Reggie is just running bad. We should give him a chance to get it back.

valor

Lolerz

Goodluck2me

RoundTower wrote: »

in fairness Reggie is just running bad. We should give him a chance to get it back.

he has many friends around him whom im sure will help him get out of this. Thank you Dave, we need more people like you.

ianmc38

RoundTower wrote: »

in fairness Reggie is just running bad. We should give him a chance to get it back.

You're right. I think that's the only fair course of action. Maybe even double the stakes so he can overturn his losses quicker.

bohsman

ianmc38 wrote: »

Reggie insisted that myself and Roundtower play a session of Chinese poker with him. Half an hour later, these were the results:

Any truth that Reggie is in hiding as he is so broke that he still hasnt paid up on this game? Obvious which part of Britain hes from, welching bastard.

Goodluck2me

bohsman wrote: »

Any truth that Reggie is in hiding as he is so broke that he still hasnt paid up on this game? Obvious which part of Britain hes from, welching bastard.

Wales? i.e. Welsh?

I heard that he is now doing some relief acting work in primary schools around the country as "stig of the dump".

kinaldo

poor guy can be seen here getting heckled by the ladies...

valor

Lol

ianmc38

bohsman wrote: »

Any truth that Reggie is in hiding as he is so broke that he still hasnt paid up on this game? Obvious which part of Britain hes from, welching bastard.

unfortunately its true Oscar. we're considering selling the debt to a 3rd party as last i heard, the repo man had just taken regs' laptop.

ocallagh

kinaldo wrote: »

poor guy can be seen here getting heckled by the ladies...

lol, classic reggie, looks like he was up to no good again

NeoSlicerZ

I just spit coke over my crt seeing that pic. xD

Drakar

Jebus says: No drug taking whilst browsing forums!

roryc

kinaldo wrote: »

poor guy can be seen here getting heckled by the ladies...

Brilliant pic...

Anyone else think he looks a bit... 'special' in this pic?

ianmc38

Not as much as in this pic.

ianmc38

kinaldo wrote: »

poor guy can be seen here getting heckled by the ladies...

wow i missed that picture. luckily i reread the whole thread because its so awesome

HalfBaked

Lol, just keeps getting better. If Carlsberg made boards threads...

valor

Great pic Ian!

cardshark202

Scummyscousers

NickyOD wrote: »

I think we should have an "insert name here broke?" thread for lots of people on the forum and see if anyone can take them as well as reggie has.

from reading his well. Dev took the 'I am broke 'situation the most impressively. I've seen men 'break in two' during that bubble burst in 2000.

Roryc some advice for you, Ginger (or faded gingers like me) may be rediculed for their autumny coloured barnet but be warned what you hear about redheads is true. No matter how good a pugalist you are, they'll bate the bejaysus out of ya with their tempers.....I think maybe reggie is an exception as he does look a little timid... but in general this is true......
If he has a red headed sister though she will bate ya to death. (ginger women are worse, I have scars to prove this.)

ianmc38

unsurprisingly the picture comes directly after an offer of €5