Cardshark broke?

Lafortezza

RoundTower wrote:

All my bags are packed, Im ready to go
Im standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin, its early morn
The taxis waiting, hes blowin his horn
Already Im so lonesome I could cry.

Chorus:
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that youll wait for me
Hold me like youll never let me go.
Im leavin on a jet plane
I dont know when Ill be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go.

Theres so many times Ive let you down
So many times Ive played around
I tell you now, they dont mean a thing
Every place I go, I think of you
Every song I sing, I sing for you
When I come back, Ill wear your wedding ring.

(chorus)

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
Then close your eyes, Ill be on my way.
Dream about the days to come
When I wont have to leave alone
About the times, I wont have to say,

(chorus)

That's....pretty gay tbh.

MrPillowTalk

Prop bet on Reggie not being able to walk from Sydney Opera House to the Crown in Melbourne without the aid of suncream, hats or water?

cardshark202

MrPillowTalk wrote:

Prop bet on Reggie not being able to walk from Sydney Opera House to the Crown in Melbourne without the aid of suncream, hats or water?

Hahaha, I think I can do this if standing counts as walking. 2000/1?

MickL

il have a monkey says he is found lyin in a ditch halfway there hehe :L

RoundTower

Arrived in Rio a few days ago, there are a lot of street kids here, begging and possibly pickpocketing. While I was browsing the internet, I found someone else who has stooped to this level. Apparently there's a $1 coin buried there somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZdTvyNqReI

biteme

1 year on, Reggie is broke again. He just welched on a $15 Mythical bet and claims he's the most honest person here and he doesn't owe anyone money. Exciting new footage coming soon on youtube.

cardshark202

Mods please lock this thread and delete it. This joke has gone on long enough and I do not like my name being blackened as some people might not realise its a joke. Thanks.

Jesus Wept

cardshark202 wrote:

Mods please lock this thread and delete it. This joke has gone on long enough and I do not like my name being blackened as some people might not realise its a joke. Thanks.

good one :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

ocallagh

down and out. the 50c coin slots in Leisure Plex have for years, been the final resting place for many of dublin's finest gamblers. Sadly this time it's one of our own, cardshark202. He's probably moved on to the 20c ones by now. After that I believe there's an old rusty 10c one down the back but it won't be long now.


note: thin wallet

sikes

Well the money's pouring down and the people all look down,
And it's floating out of town
I hit the second deck and I spend my paycheck,
And my wife that I just met, she's looking like a wreck

Casino Queen, my lord you're mean
I've been gambling like a fiend on your tables so green

I always bet on black, blackjack,
I'll pay you back
The room fills with smoke and I'm already broke,
And the dealer keeps on joking as he takes my last token

Casino Queen, my lord you're mean
I've been gambling like a fiend on your tables so green

Casino Queen, my lord you're mean
I've been gambling like a fiend on your tables so green

cardshark202

So sick. Motherfúckers.

cardshark202

Ok so my plea to have this thread deleted has fallen on deaf ears? You're all bastards.

Tar.Aldarion

This much lol

CaptainNemo

made $800 claiming to have walked from the MGM Grand to the Rio at midday.

He made $800 from that? I did that at 2pm in 105 degree heat before I realized a) How big Las Vegas hotels are, and therefore b) How far it actually was.

It was fine, I just got really thirsty and a little faint but for $800 I would have walked back as well.

P.S. hilarious thread.

pumpkinpints

i dont really know this cardshark guy but he sounds like one of the sickest degenerates on boards. wow.

Jesus Wept

lol he won't like this.

cardshark202

pumpkinpints wrote:

i dont really know this cardshark guy but he sounds like one of the sickest degenerates on boards. wow.

haha

sikes

Lol

Goodluck2me

yeah not a lot of people know he is ginger as well...so really total degeneracy.

Rnger

i love the way this thread keeps resurfacing

HalfBaked

Rnger wrote:

i love the way this thread keeps resurfacing

So does Reggie.

ollyk1

The stylish way to paintball...

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Proposed captions gratefully received.

RoundTower

I hope no one left their wallets in those bags.

cardshark202

I want to become a mod for a day and delete this and permban everyone but me who posted in this thread.

ianmc38

ollyk1 wrote:

The stylish way to paintball...

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Lol great pic

kweeveen

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things
But you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

kinaldo

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ianmc38

kinaldo wrote:

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Jesus christ that was fcuking hilarious

Ace2007

ianmc38 wrote:

Jesus christ that was fcuking hilarious

.

genius

Lafortezza

cardshark202 wrote:

I want to become a mod for a day and delete this and permban everyone but me who posted in this thread.

$5 per person for a 3-day ban, Lafortezza on PStars. $100 for thread deletion. Not sure if I'm joking