The Official "rant/bitch/moan" Thread

ApeXaviour

Pet wrote:

why, who got gonorrhea? if it was you, then at least antibiotics will solve it.

Woooosh... :rolleyes:

John

Someone hasn't being looking at the new STD posters then...

I knew you'd end up in a bad way Pet, you were looking a bit peaky when you were on that bloke's lap earlier

gom

hehe!

Druids and ANYTHING is a dangerous mix
Why do you think they call it Druids?

I learnt my lesson about mixxing a single drop of Druid's with Bravaria long before I came to Trinity. Bloody marvulous why to feel like you have bad karma.

gom

gom wrote:

I learnt my lesson about mixxing a single drop of Druid's with Bravaria long before I came to Trinity..

Lightweight!

Pet

I knew you'd end up in a bad way Pet, you were looking a bit peaky when you were on that bloke's lap earlier

*hides head in hands and groans in embarrassment*


Jesus, I must have made a right tit of myself yesterday..

John

just a little bit of a tit

Pet

John2 wrote:

just a little bit of a tit

That was meant to be the part where you console me by saying that no-one noticed...

Kevin_rc_ie

pet,

what you think of the uber-geek-athon that was the cult tv quiz.

the quiz was funny, well run and enjoyable so no faults there.

But it was like a starwars convention but without the star wars.

k

Pet

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

pet,

what you think of the uber-geek-athon that was the cult tv quiz.

the quiz was funny, well run and enjoyable so no faults there.

But it was like a starwars convention but without the star wars.

k

'Twas fun. My team (GO VOYEURS! WOOH!) got 4th place, we were the only ones to get full marks on the Star Trek round, thanks to Mark (John2, mark is the guy whose lap I sat in whilst looking peaky and making a tit of myself).

Kev, I never knew you were friends with guiney? Although I did see (collective) you in the Hamilton Library on Tuesday..

Kevin_rc_ie

oh i see that voyeurs was a rather appropriate name then. you know guiney from durns? he is my classes. we spend the days talking about having sex with lecturers and making silly puns (i.e. a good vampire fangtastic). so much fun.

i actually thought colm meeney was the actor to appear in the most series.

Crash

Tbh we had the best team name ever - no one can beat ours
though "Ivan likes cock" came close - cus...well....Ivan does like cock.

Kevin_rc_ie

our name was really crap. i won't even bother repeating it.

drunkendubliner

Am I the only one who thinks all "men" in this college who walk around wearing
tightly-knit kashmeer scarfs, velvet dinner jackets, messed-up "surf hair" and
"trendy" shoulder satchels should be dragged to the steps of that great
institution The Pav and be put out of their misery with a quick jerk of the
noose?! These little nonces have enfuriated me from day one and their following seems to be growing significantly.

:mad:

You know the one's; They'll oft be found pretending to be lost in a book of Lord Byron's finest works and smoking rollies (no offence to Yannick and Ed) under some unsuspecting noble oak, hoping desperately that someone, ANYONE will notice their surely superior intellect, fashion and general worldliness! They make me want to shout in their face and burn their future spawn!

For anyone who i've scared... my apologies.

drunkendubliner

Challenge for your future exploits:

(i've done this... for some reason. Mostly financial!)

Start on druids (>6 cans), then enter the Guinness zone (3-5 pints) now add the straight double gin goodness into the Guinness zone at regular intervals! Upon leaving the pub (Doyle's in my case) head straight to the nearest kebab house. Iskanders is highly recommended! Remember to buy an extra mixed shawarma for the breakfast!

Results will be poor to say the least! Or brilliant, depends whether you wanted to make a complete rectum of yourself! Subsequent mornings (2/3 that is!), you will wake and feel the excrusiating weight of about 3 stone in your intestines and the guilt of being known as "that rowdy bo**ox" the whole night!

Agent Smith

Go team single mothers against Pornagrphy (spelling?)


5th....

not bad, not bad at all....

ApeXaviour

drunkendubliner wrote:

Am I the only one who thinks all "men" in this college who walk around wearing
tightly-knit kashmeer scarfs, velvet dinner jackets, messed-up "surf hair" and
"trendy" shoulder satchels should be dragged to the steps of that great
institution The Pav and be put out of their misery with a quick jerk of the
noose?! These little nonces have enfuriated me from day one and their following seems to be growing significantly.

:mad:

You know the one's; They'll oft be found pretending to be lost in a book of Lord Byron's finest works and smoking rollies (no offence to Yannick and Ed) under some unsuspecting noble oak, hoping desperately that someone, ANYONE will notice their surely superior intellect, fashion and general worldliness! They make me want to shout in their face and burn their future spawn!

For anyone who i've scared... my apologies.

Drunken, I love that you're my mate
He sent this around on email and another friend of mine (Ed) replied:

yeah, I'm lookin at one now, downstairs in the hamilton. Heard him talkin to
some loud "orts" bitch a few days ago, and "o my gooood loike that is soooo
last five minutes ago" ****ing ****. I reckon we put all these fake faggots
into a state intitiution for a while and lets see where their ****ing poncing
gets them. The first time they see that someone has dropped the soap will be
the last time they act like a ****ing fairy girl, unless they like "Big Jim"
from summerhill standing over them, lad in hand. If anything, the aids will
sort them out (natural selection at its best). put doctor kruger in there too,
he's australian so he's convict by name and convict by nature and even if he
hasn't done anything yet, it's only a matter of time before he does. And he's a
prick so it's ok.

By the way, I don't smoke anymore.

You lads are exactly the people I should be hangin around with.. brilliant!
Down with metrosexuality!

Chick

pornongraphy**

Chick

sorry cant help correcting spelling even if it is words like that!

Kevin_rc_ie

that was a funny name.

The Shol'va

agent smith wrote:

Go team single mothers against Pornagrphy (spelling?)


5th....

not bad, not bad at all....

Yes! Go MacGuyver! :P

I ARE PANT!

Pet

They'll oft be found pretending to be lost in a book of Lord Byron's finest works and smoking rollies (no offence to Yannick and Ed) under some unsuspecting noble oak

Isn't that what college is about though? Sounds like fun to me (apart from the seeking attention bit)..

Am I the only one who thinks all "men" in this college who walk around wearing
tightly-knit kashmeer scarfs, velvet dinner jackets, messed-up "surf hair" and
"trendy" shoulder satchels should be dragged to the steps of that great
institution The Pav and be put out of their misery with a quick jerk of the
noose?!

Y'know, when they actually dress stylishly it's not too bad - at least they make an effort. It's only when they wear bell-bottoms/flares with runners and have the trendy "frosted" mohawk hairstyle etc, or speak with an affected English accent, that I want to tie them up in my basement and excise small sections of skin until they die of dehydration.

Down with metrosexuality indeed. And can we start with David Beckham?

Kevin_rc_ie

down with metrosexuality up with luasexuality.

i remember when men were men and women were women. meh.

Pet

Chick wrote:

pornongraphy**

***Pornography.

Pet

down with metrosexuality up with luasexuality.

Ahahahahahahahahaha.

(if you coined that phrase, then kudos to you my friend.)

Agent Smith

film ed tfm wrote:

who said there was a lack of girls in sci fi???i'm a girl.

and what a Girl.....

Pet

agent smith wrote:

and what a Girl.....

Aw, someone's got a crush. How precious.

Nietzschean

jebus he's horny if he's not hitting on stargal its cass.... I wonder how long it takes her to shoot him down?

Nietzschean

****porn , simple and we can all spell it

Kevin_rc_ie

lol

so it's not only film ed tfm who thinks film ed tfm is hot.

am i the only person who still says that? lol?

Thraktor

Damn school students! I know I've only been going to the college for little over a month, but I had a 3 and a 2 hour gap between lectures today and I thought I could just sit around the Hist room, read the papers, and generally relax. WRONG! The entire GMB is packed full of rampaging school students for some debating thing or other, they've even taken over the Hist room! I've been forced up here into the computer room as my only remaining place of quiet, although I fear that may soon be lost, as I saw a group of them piling into the room next door.