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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Caryatnid


    A: This subject is dealt with in another thread.

    Q: Apple-juice or orange-juice?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Orange Juice.


    Must have been difficult for fair maidens when their beloved knights fought in distant kingdoms, don't you agree?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Nah, they probably all had rockin' lesbian orgies!

    Is finding money on the street my reward for having to walk to work in the pouring, pelting, soaking, ridiculously heavy and all round nasty rain?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. No im afraid you must hand that in to the local Hail2DaChimp station...


    Q. Lesbian orgies you say? Tell me more!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Well if all the knights are off doing knighty things, the orgies would have to be of a lesbian persuasion...

    Wouldn't they?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Sounds desparate, and not even a house wife.

    What to do when "they" are away?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Bake, I say.

    Will the rain end?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Yes, on and off like a sprinkler.


    Would you rather be on a So Cal beach where its dry and temperate?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Not really, I'd miss Cork...bai!

    Ever been to the Real capital?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Have travelled so much here and there, but never south from Galway or Dub.

    Heard Cork had a pretty seaside?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Given the size of Cork, it has many pretty seasides and some not so pretty.

    Will I shop for purty clothes this evening in the rain or tomorrow when I'm pretty sure the shops open late?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Oh, shopping sounds fun!

    Can I tag along?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Sure.

    Can you get a flight over in time?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    They shut the Concorde down and Shannon wasn't long enough anyway.


    Should I make eyes at some Top Gun guy and see if he will give me a lift? (Mira Mar is not that far away).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    meh, why not

    what poor unsuspecting man are you going to use as your prey?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. What man hasnt she?

    Q. See above.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Surely she hasn't used you, Chimp

    Has she?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    me? no!
    how could you think such a thought?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I have a very dirty mind... My thoughts are not like other peoples :)

    Thinking of a response?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Jackie B weren't "they" put here for our benefit? And to answer the Chimp, I'll just bet he would love to be "used" by the right woman...ha!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    No they weren't. That's just what we like to think! :D

    Who's the right woman do you think?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Me!

    "They" being men, right?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    "They" being men.

    Jack B stalking whom?
    a. Heil 2 Da Chimp?
    b. SpaceCoyote?
    c. All of the above?
    d. None of the above?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    c.

    Why the hell not?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    well i cant think of a reason not to!!!!

    Q: arent you afraid of stretching yourself a bit thin?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    becuase chimp is mine, thats why!
    ya dig?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Plants flag in Chimp (Ouch!).


    Looks like a battle for the Chimp?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    I've got ringside seats blue

    Want some popcorn?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I wouldn't bother Jack you'll never win that battle! :p

    No I'd rather something that would fill me!

    How's you spaceman?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Sounds like fun.

    Q. Do I get a say in this? :p


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