Q & A Thread

Lust4Life

Sorry, Dem, I found neither. But I did find the most hideous lamp EVARRRR! I had to buy it! It's soooo ugly! It will match my niece's hot pink bedroom. OMG her folks are gonna hate me! I spoil the girl with poor taste!



How can you NOT purchase a trailer- trash ugly lamp for a loved one?

chamlis

That is one damn ugly lamp. What the hell, woman?!

The power of Christ compels thee?

Lust4Life

ROFFLES!!!!


You wouldn't find a place of honour for it in your home? (OMG I'm still laughing!)

Demetrius

Yep, I'll find a place for it under the watchful eye of my Status Quo poster.

Are there anymore pictures of ugly furniture, other than the Ed Gein type that L4L posted?:p

Lust4Life

Hey! No SKIN off My Nose! Hee hee! It only cost $2!



So, Dem, what's shakin?

Demetrius

Erm, go to the "in my pants thread" if you want an answer!:eek:

Beyond picking up "bargains", what's up?

Lust4Life

Oh, the usual boring RL stuff. *Killed a tiger with my bare hands to save a bus load of terrified children. I need to go to my Awards ceremony for that in an hour.



*May or may not have actually happened.


Why are my neighbours so UGLY?

Demetrius

Use the obvious answer-

"because I am soooooo be-a-u-t-iful!"

Are they ugly in spirit or ugly in kind or facially challenged?

Jack B. Badd

Facially challanged! *me loves*

Why did I think that said "a bus load of vomiting children"?

Demetrius

Because it was Nestian slip.

How does a Cuckoo fit into such a slip?

Lust4Life

Because I sent you a psychic mental picture. A few of the wee ones did vomit from the abrupt stop.
And Facially Challenged is a lovely way to put it!




Does cheese feel it when it is sliced?

Demetrius

I don't know, but when I picked up the cutter just now the block scuttled up the stairs.


What is the most disgusting thing you have ever consumed?

Black Swan

Fast food from a Jack-in-the-Box.

You?

Lust4Life

I've blocked it from my memory. Please don't make me have flashbacks!



I still don't have a pony. Where is my pony?

Black Swan

In my memory.


I miss my colt. Do you miss yours?

Demetrius

Not really since I'm rather attached to him.


Is there anything that can be done about it?

Black Swan

I could soft break him.

Would he like that?

Demetrius

Hmmm...would make him all shivery and goose-bumpish.

Would it be a long arduous task? Would the poor animal suffer at all?

Black Swan

You being by just touching. Getting him used to your feel.


What do you think?

Demetrius

I think he would perform Spainish step in a week, with a little intensive training, one to one.

The whip is not a prerequisite?

Lust4Life

Hmmm. You make my pony sound so.... dirty!:D
I just wanted to ride the one outside Wal-mart!


Got any extra quarters?:D

county

i do in fact and about 15 dollars


do you have a gun in the house?

Lust4Life

Several.



How was your day?

county

not too bad but the coming days will be quite busy


favourite boardgame?

Lust4Life

Scrabble. I'll kick anyone's ass at it!


Yours?

county

draughts but its donkeys years since i played
demarcrat or republican?

Lust4Life

Oh, you really don't want to ask me that.


How's the wife?

county

good,in the bed sleeping(where i should be really at this time)



whats your pet hate?

Lust4Life

when I refuse to feed her (Fijhonna the Cat) at 5AM and make her wait until 7AM. And when I make her move from her cozy spot in front of the wardrobe closet so I can get at my clothes. (It's all a plot to get my attention.)


How many pets do you have?

DarthWraak

The one dog, her name is bonnie

Do you like short shorts?