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Q & A Thread

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  • #1652
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Yes.

    Do you want a sausage sandwich?


  • #1653
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I could, but that was your job


    Q: Must I do everything?


  • #1654
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Yes!

    Q: Will you make me a cake?


  • #1655
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I make very good cakes!


    what flavour do you wish for?


  • #1656
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Schnozzleberry

    Q: Does the monitor licking not hurt with the static?


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  • #1657
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Not if it's late in the evening.


    Q: Ever try it?


  • #1658
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: I'm not that adventurous :o

    Q: Will I ever shut up?


  • #1659
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No matter. I can't hear you anyway.

    Q: Why? Is your voice of the whingey persuasion?


  • #1660
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: No, but I tend to talk nonsense a lot of the time!

    Q: Beddy byes for me?


  • #1661
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well, i guess so - since boards froze up and we all went bye bye for a while!


    Q: So who's still here?


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  • #1662
    Caco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    I am!

    Why do you ask?


  • #1663
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    because I need someone to entertain me.



    Will you entertain me?


  • #1664
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    am I not enough entertainment?


  • #1665
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, Darlin you are always good entertainment!


    Q: You're not gonna ask bad stuff, are you?:p


  • #1666
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    bad stuff? I am insulted! when have I ever asked you to something degrading?


  • #1667
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Long as it's not in public, Love!



    Q are your folks still gone?


  • #1668
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    yes, are you thinking immoral thoughts?


  • #1669
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Who? Innocent little me?


    Why would you think that?


  • #1670
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    well why else would you want to know if my parents are still away?


  • #1671
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'm concerned your brother isn't getting proper nutrition.:p


    Why is payday so far away?


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  • #1672
    Caco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Cos there's too much month at the end of the money!

    Why dont you budget?


  • #1673
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    mine was today so :p

    I fed him a MASSIVE plate of Spaghetti Bolegneise today, what did you make?


  • #1674
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Wow! That sounds yummy! Can we eat at your house tomorrow? We had noodles and cheddarwursts and veggies. Boring. Payday is Friday.


    Q: What's for dinner tomorrow?


  • #1675
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    how would you like to eat out? *waits for penny to drop on this one*


  • #1676
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ooh! A date!

    how could I say no?


  • #1677
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    aah, you didn't get what I was aiming at then?


  • #1678
    Caco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    You couldnt say no but I dont think the penny has dropped yet!

    Dont you get it... sexual innuendo?!!


  • #1679
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    That's a ladies perogitive, though. Either hit the innuendo head on or feign innocence/ignorance.


    Q: Had you guessing, didn't I?


  • #1680
    Caco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Yes

    Perhaps I should leave and let you two cyber away all night long *dances and sings ALL NIGHT LO-ONG*?


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  • #1681
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Cyboring he says!


    I wouldn't do that, would I?


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