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Q & A Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No... Beans...


    Is the Moon really that far away?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    No, it's further

    Marshmallow peep?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Only if you insist... Wow! Nice one!!!


    What is your favourite Gregory Peck role?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: Atticus Finch ftw

    Q: who would win in a fight, a sumo wrestler or an extremely disgruntled gnome?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    My money is on the gnome... mad little basta*ds they are...

    (Yeah!! Atticus Finch is mine too... deserved the Oscar!! Followed closely by Ahab though!!!)


    Can I go to jail for doing what I've just done?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    yes, but if you clean up the mess quickly no-one need ever find out!!!

    Q: are you aroused by voyeuristically watching men beat up women/violence in general a la Ichi the Killer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. No!

    Q. You do realise that I'm going to have to report you bones? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Turn in Boneless????? For playing with his whisk again????



    Could we live without him here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Probably. But then I doubt he's going anywhere.

    Q. not working then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Nope. This week I work Fri Sat Sun Mon. Eek!


    Q: Why do socks disappear in the laundry?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: because thats where they gain their magical powers

    Q: whats your favourite shade of green?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    This colour green! It'll be on my hand next week!
    myring.jpg
    The bloody pic wouldn't upload!! Here it is!



    Isn't it pretty?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    sure is purty alright

    why will your hand be green?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    That's why. See the pic now


    It is pretty, isn't it? Size 6 for my delicate fingers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. It goes green when you shave the hair off your palm.

    Q. Is that the engagment ring Space Coyotee bought you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Hee hee! I'll never tell!


    Q: So how did your job interview go friday, Hail? Did you wow them with your charms?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. It probably went well!

    Q. How long would it take you to get to saturn at cycling speed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    depends on if the engine goes at 120 or 360 RPM's. (I know of these things!)


    Q: How much coffee should I drink? I think I've had 6 cups already this morning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Jesus Stop woman!!!! :eek: Go get some water!

    Q. Why is spaceman bullying me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Hee hee! your answer made me laugh out loud!!
    Cuz you told him he didn't make your panties moist


    Q: are you the only woman he has no effect on?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. No, There are more of us! He just hasn't met them yet ;)

    Q. What plans for the day then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: Takola just puts on a harsh front in the nest, she's really putty n my hands

    Q: where's wally?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Cuz he was soooo much cuter than the beave! And don't even mention Lumpy Rutherford! Eddie was really an Osmond!!!!!!



    Q: Putty in your hands, ey?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Standing behind the big guy!

    Q. You love that I'm not putty in your hands don't you?? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    im confused by the ordering of previous answers

    Q: isn't takola great?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Are you trying to get to my Panties again? :p

    Q. As above!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yes, she is indeed!


    Q: Do I really have to quit drinking coffee? Or shall I see if I can give myself a caffiene stroke?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. You can choose

    Q. Do you jump round the place from all the caffeine?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: nah, don't do that

    Q: wouldn't you rather a spacecoyote stroke?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Nope.. I don't like strokes!

    Q. What happens during a spaceman stroke?


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