Q & A Thread

boneless

No... Beans...


Is the Moon really that far away?

Jack B. Badd

No, it's further

Marshmallow peep?

boneless

Only if you insist... Wow! Nice one!!!


What is your favourite Gregory Peck role?

spacecoyote

A: Atticus Finch ftw

Q: who would win in a fight, a sumo wrestler or an extremely disgruntled gnome?

boneless

My money is on the gnome... mad little basta*ds they are...

(Yeah!! Atticus Finch is mine too... deserved the Oscar!! Followed closely by Ahab though!!!)


Can I go to jail for doing what I've just done?

spacecoyote

yes, but if you clean up the mess quickly no-one need ever find out!!!

Q: are you aroused by voyeuristically watching men beat up women/violence in general a la Ichi the Killer?

takola

A. No!

Q. You do realise that I'm going to have to report you bones?

Lust4Life

Turn in Boneless????? For playing with his whisk again????



Could we live without him here?

takola

A. Probably. But then I doubt he's going anywhere.

Q. not working then?

Lust4Life

Nope. This week I work Fri Sat Sun Mon. Eek!


Q: Why do socks disappear in the laundry?

spacecoyote

A: because thats where they gain their magical powers

Q: whats your favourite shade of green?

Lust4Life

This colour green! It'll be on my hand next week!

The bloody pic wouldn't upload!! Here it is!



Isn't it pretty?

spacecoyote

sure is purty alright

why will your hand be green?

Lust4Life

That's why. See the pic now


It is pretty, isn't it? Size 6 for my delicate fingers!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. It goes green when you shave the hair off your palm.

Q. Is that the engagment ring Space Coyotee bought you?

Lust4Life

Hee hee! I'll never tell!


Q: So how did your job interview go friday, Hail? Did you wow them with your charms?

takola

A. It probably went well!

Q. How long would it take you to get to saturn at cycling speed

Lust4Life

depends on if the engine goes at 120 or 360 RPM's. (I know of these things!)


Q: How much coffee should I drink? I think I've had 6 cups already this morning.

takola

A. Jesus Stop woman!!!! :eek: Go get some water!

Q. Why is spaceman bullying me?

Lust4Life

Hee hee! your answer made me laugh out loud!!
Cuz you told him he didn't make your panties moist


Q: are you the only woman he has no effect on?

takola

A. No, There are more of us! He just hasn't met them yet

Q. What plans for the day then?

spacecoyote

A: Takola just puts on a harsh front in the nest, she's really putty n my hands

Q: where's wally?

Lust4Life

Cuz he was soooo much cuter than the beave! And don't even mention Lumpy Rutherford! Eddie was really an Osmond!!!!!!



Q: Putty in your hands, ey?

takola

A. Standing behind the big guy!

Q. You love that I'm not putty in your hands don't you??

spacecoyote

im confused by the ordering of previous answers

Q: isn't takola great?

takola

A. Are you trying to get to my Panties again?

Q. As above!

Lust4Life

Yes, she is indeed!


Q: Do I really have to quit drinking coffee? Or shall I see if I can give myself a caffiene stroke?

takola

A. You can choose

Q. Do you jump round the place from all the caffeine?

spacecoyote

A: nah, don't do that

Q: wouldn't you rather a spacecoyote stroke?

takola

A. Nope.. I don't like strokes!

Q. What happens during a spaceman stroke?