Q & A Thread

boneless

Not a chance....

Is the monster in my bedroom dangerous?

smash

A: it depends...

Q: is it a one eyed monster?

Lust4Life

Nah. He just needs to power his world with the energy from your screams.
(Hey! Steve made a sandwich!!!)

Ever see Monsters Inc?

smash

A: ye, had to say it was kinda disturbing.... http://www.toonsportal.com/monsters-sample.jpg

Q: are there monsters in your room too?

Lust4Life

Only when I let them out!



Q: So what's all this talk of monsters?

smash

A: dunno

Q: wanna change subject?

Lust4Life

Sure!

Why is honey so stickey?

Caco

So the peas stay on the knife!

Have you never heard the children's rhyme?

Lust4Life

Nope! I'm so deprived!



Q: ever dance in the rain?

smash

A: nope, not yet. does the shower count though?

Q: is it true about that man from nantucket?

Caco

Everything youve heard about him is true! No I dont dance in the rain... whats it like?

Why cant only one person answer the question?!

Lust4Life

Yup! He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
that yes, L4L lives in Wisconsin!

We can all answer, it just sort of wrecks our heads, tho!
And you gotta dance in the rain at least once! It's liberating!

Q: Any more questions about the American Way?

Caco

I will try it some day!

Yes... do you enjoy living there?

Lust4Life

It's okay. Cost of living is low, people are nice, jobs are somewhat available. But I'd move to Ireland in a heartbeat if I had the money - and I will one day soon.


Q: Why do I lust after Edward Roland of Collective Soul?

spacecoyote

A: i'd say its down to pheremones!


Q: whats worse, dancing with no rhythm or rhythm is a dancer

Caco

Dancing with no rhythm!

How many more words can you think of wher Y is the vowel!

takola

A. Eh

Q. What's the worst form of torture you can think of?

spacecoyote

fyr ty myny ty lyst!

Q: whats the deal with mushrooms?

takola

A. & Q. There's a deal with mushrooms?

Caco

Yes, George Bush made a deal with them, theyre going to attack Iran!

Why was that such a bad answer?

Lust4Life

buy one get some free?



Q is my sig too big?

boneless

If sig means bum, I don't know...


Can anyone tell me what the capital of Swannicle is?

Caco

Your search - Swannicle - did not match any documents.

DId you just make that up?

boneless

No... not really... It's a little known state in the north east of... ermmm... the Balkans... thats it, yes, the Balkans... it's famous for ... erm... sheep and other ... stuff... yeah, stuff....


Would you keep me if I followed you home?

Lust4Life

Yes, strictly for entertainment value though. With ClownBag tied up in my basement, I've got my hands full.


Q: Know any good sailor knots?

boneless

Yeah... do (k)not go out with one.... Ha!!!
I'm quite good at knots actually... handcuffs are quicker though.


What will I do tomorrow when I go to college?

Lust4Life

You will fill your head with good things!



Q: Can I go to college instead of work tomorrow?

boneless

Of course you can. I want to be a student for the rest of my life... it beats working. I did that for 20 years... sucks!


If I meet someone nice should I not do what I usually do?

Lust4Life

Oh, no! You should do what you usually do only two-fold!


Isn't that the magic that is you????

boneless

I never knew that magic was that colour and had a funny whiff.... oh well! Live and learn.


I have to go to Sleepy Town now, so I leave you all with this question:

Have you ever sat on a mountain at night and watched the Northern Lights?