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  • #1712
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Im. Well, I don't have a dog, so I don't know for sure.


    Do the Irish really not like the movie "O Brother Where Art Thou"?


  • #1713
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    This Irisher absolutely adores that movie... and even knows the story behind the title :D

    Who could not love that work of art???


  • #1714
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Serious? You're my new best friend!!!! I adore that movie too!
    "You two is just about as dumb as a bag a hammers!"
    "Thems Sireens done turned him into a h-h-horney toad!"
    The Odyssey set in the old south with the most awesome acting I've seen as of late.



    And who knew George Clooney could be so funny???


  • #1715
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Clooney is a genius and a fine person in general terms. I have a lot of meas (respect) for the guy. He is not afraid of the Hollywood establishment.


    Will I have a duck egg for lunch or will I have a sausage sandwich?


  • #1716
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    The duck egg is probably a better choice for your arteries. And protein fights depression too!


    But will it fill you up?


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  • #1717
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes... I will have it on toasted soda bread and I might have some cheese with it as well... and a pot of tea...


    Will there be duck eggs in our Brave New World?


  • #1718
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Possibly. But our ducks and geese are starting to fly south already.
    *WAH!* Autumn officially here!!!! (but I love autumn really).

    Well, I have to get the young-un ready for school and make a good breakfast for him. So I'd best get going.


    Q: How do I know I'm frying eggs properly if I don't like fried eggs?


  • #1719
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    If they eat them your doing it right.... talk to ya later!!!


    Buddy, can you spare a dime?


  • #1720
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Sure, I can spare a dime. Well, he won't eat the eggs.
    I should have just scrambled them but noooooo! Not me!


    Can I smack him for not eating them?:eek:


  • #1721
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I don't think so... it might put him off eggs for life. And I don't believe in corporal punishment unless it's between consenting adults....


    Why do religious nuts always call to my home when I am having lunch?


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  • #1722
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,955 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    cos they are hungry cheap b*stards

    Q: should monkeys be allowed in cinemas?


  • #1723
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: no, they keep throwing sh1t on the screen.

    Q: my stalker hasn't been stalking me, where the hell is she gone?


  • #1724
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I dunno. But I still love ya!



    Which one was your stalker?


  • #1725
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: Deer

    Q: who are you stalking these days?


  • #1726
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, I've still got a pretty full stalking schedule. Early mornings, late nights, they keep my so.... uh... busy! Yeah! That's the word, BUSY!


    Where the hell is deer anyway?


  • #1727
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    she's not here? oh dear

    how is everyone this fine afternoon?


  • #1728
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I am fine, but it's morning for me yet. Cup of coffee #4. YEAH!!!!




    Q: Where can a gal go to get a hug around here?


  • #1729
    Merrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭Merrick


    A: HERE!!!

    Q: Where did the cake go? There was cake earlier wasn't there?


  • #1730
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Absolutely! *HERE!* better on your ass than mine! But not too much now, you'll make that pound cake turn into a lard ass.


    Q: Is that all I ever think about? Cake and ass?


  • #1731
    Merrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭Merrick


    A: Probably, but it's not too bad.

    Q: Does my arse look big in this!?!? ;)


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  • #1732
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Yes. Lust4Life has small hands so anything she holding/groping looks big.

    Q. Whats the easiest way to get groped by L4L?


  • #1733
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    walk up to her I find is the easiest way

    well where do you want to get groped?


  • #1734
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I have found that a bit of wine gets me mighty gropey. And Whiskey? Hell! I'm dancing on tables!


    Q So... got some wine?


  • #1735
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Dollymount Strand.


    Should I wear the blue or the black t-shirt today?


  • #1736
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Lust4Life wrote:
    I have found that a bit of wine gets me mighty gropey. And Whiskey? Hell! I'm dancing on tables!


    Q So... got some wine?

    Shiraz....

    Got a cork screw?


  • #1737
    Caco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Black!!!

    Why not no shirt?


  • #1738
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'm particularly partial to purple personally.


    Q Why can't I freakin type!???


  • #1739
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I'm only gonna wear a shirt... everything else got burned.


    Is a donkey for life?


  • #1740
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Sometimes just for the one night... then you must sneak out of her bedroom and run home and cry into your pillow!

    Q. Will i ever get my underwear back off Doomspell?


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  • #1741
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well that depends on if they are on her ass or on her head.


    Q: Did she wash them first?:eek: :cool:


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