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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    You just don't have the right channels.
    EDIT: I'M SLOW WOOOOOOOOOOO
    NOOOOOOOO
    I can't get NOOOOOO satttisfacTION

    A: Why ar ethey changing bulmers to magers here? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I've stolen him and taken him to my castle on the hill where he is chained to my bed in a lusty pose.... Oh, Jaysus! Wrong thread!

    A: Tar, the same reason they Quit bottleing Hamms (the beer refreshing in the US). They're bastarts!


    Q: Think he'll make another appearance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Caryatnid


    A: Think who'll make another appearance?

    Q: What's the best gig you've ever been at?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) 2001, I think... Mr. Young and Crazy Horse at the Point in Dublin... I don't know why but the band just got it right that night... unforgetable...

    Q) And yours???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Was taken to see Morrissey for my 19th Birthday in 2004. Amazing!

    Q. Why has it suddenly turned icey cold?? :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Global warming, of course.

    Q: That's the answer to all our climatic problems, isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Apparently so!

    Q. You're addicted to TCN aren't you? Welcome to our world! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I agree. JBB fits right in here with the lot of us!

    Q: It's Monday. Where's our Coyote?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. He's off today. He'll be back tomorrow!

    Q. Did you sleep well?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: I slept brilliantly! Pity it was on me lonesome.

    Q: Where's my sandwich?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I ate it for breakfast. Nicked it through your monitor while you were preoccupied!

    Q: Why is boards so quiet today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: A strange and mysterious disease wiped out all bearers of the y chromosome while you were sleeping

    Q: Do I read too many comics?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    That depends. Do you keep them in zip lock baggies and scream "No Touchie!" If someone wants to read them? Then I would have to say "Yes!"


    Q: So do ya?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. Only if it's Johnny The Homicidal Maniac


    Q. The answer is....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Errr...no. Mostly I borrow GNs from other people and the ones I own are swapped around too without any screaming. I do know a guy who freaks out if you open his dvd cases more than 90 degrees. But he's hot so we'll forgive him.

    Q: Will the aforementioned hottie come out for a pint tomorrow night, do we think?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A> Conditions are favorable - unless he needs to stay in and alphabetize his CD/DVD Collection.


    Q: Will I have a good hair day today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: If the weather allows it.

    Q: Will my bus be on time and not packed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Maybe.

    Q: Wouldn't it be cool if it were packed with half dressed muscular men?? (I'd pay double to ride a bus like that!!!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Drool...

    Q: What was my question again? I got distracted by the half dressed muscular men!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A: Hee hee! Me too!
    /quickly runs two blocks to her local bus stop.


    Q: Shall I get my day started? I'd have to log off if I did.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Your day only consists of chatting to me... so there, its started.

    Q. i am eating an egg suasage and bacon sandwich, is this the best sandwich ever?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A No, the one I had from Subway yesterday was the best ever.


    Q: Where've you been hiding your fine self?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. I has been doing Sligo's Warriors Run yesterday, Finished it in 1hour 20mins, which is pretty good. Then spent the rest of the day in the pub...

    Q. did ya miss me? and how much?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A: Missed you bunches!


    Q: Big plans for today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Had to go into town to try and collect my new suit, wont be ready till thurs. Gonna spend the rest of my time recovering from last night and eat loads of jumk food!

    Q. How about your fine self?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. Nothing fun at all. Both my parents are in the hospital right now. Not good. I will be up there most of the day, I'm sure.


    Q: so what's the suit for?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Aw thats terrible, got interview on friday and wedding the following friday.

    Q. Im a go getter did you not know?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Go Get 'em, Chimp! The best of luck to you!


    Q does that mean I'd have to love you for your brains AND your money??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. You can just love me for my body... every one else does :D

    Q. Why is that?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,562 ✭✭✭connundrum


    A. When you're told it often enough, you will start to believe it ;)

    Q. What the hell does Lubnip mean anyway??


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