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  • #962
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. Not with me anyway


    Q. Is it with you?


  • #963
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Yes! In a big sealed jar!

    Q: Should I poke some airholes in the lid?


  • #964
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Might be an idea I hear that love suffocates easily.

    Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?


  • #965
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: I'm sorry, I don't answer metaphysical questions.

    Q: Is it cold outside?


  • #966
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. No, not at all


    Q. Love or money?


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  • #967
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Love

    Lift or no lift? :(


  • #968
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    ill give you a lift from galways beers to dublin if ya need it!!!


    spit or swallow!?


  • #969
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    A. Doesn't bother me, so long as i'm getting my wang sucked...

    Q. Love or Lust?


  • #970
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. Love doesn't exist


    Q. Humour or looks


  • #971
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    A. Funny looking - the best of both worlds!

    Q. More tea, Vicar?


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  • #972
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. Tea yes, vicar no:D


    Q. Coffee or tea


  • #973
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    nap

    where's my camera


  • #974
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Where you left it.

    Q: How cool is that tripod?


  • #975
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    A. Room temperature.

    Q. What colour are my socks?


  • #976
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Bright Pink!!

    Q. Why is milk white?


  • #977
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: So that it makes your teeth and bones, which are also white, strong.

    Q: Why do we fall, Master Bruce?


  • #978
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Ask Isaac Newton not me!

    Q. Where the feck has the last 3 hours gone? Was 10 O'Clock a min ago!!! :eek:


  • #979
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Boards.ie related time compression!

    Q: Why is it so hard to type after only 2 pints?


  • #980
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A because your thinking about the third pint

    Q Will next week be as depressing as this one was


  • #981
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    God, I sure do hope it's not!

    Q: Did ya miss me?


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  • #982
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A Of course,

    Q why did Dublin lose the match today :(


  • #983
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A: Same reason I couldn't access www.wilottery.com at work to see if I won! It's a conspiracy I tell ya!


    Q: Do ya think I won? Haven't checked yet.


  • #984
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Probably 10 dollars that you'll have to pay 80 dollars to get!

    Q. Do you like wolves?


  • #985
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    They're okay.


    You must mean my new sig?


  • #986
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Yep.

    Q. How did you do the sig?


  • #987
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'm a Lady of Many Talents.


    Q: Where did CB vanish to?


  • #988
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. He's floating around. He'll be along shortly I'd say

    Q. Why don't they put anything good on tv at night?


  • #989
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Hell, why can't they put anything good on TV PERIOD!
    I watch one show a week. The rest is crap!


    Q: Should I run buy more mixers for my whiskey? It sure tastes good!


  • #990
    Scraggs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    A. No, drink it straight. Why dilute [read pollute] it?

    Q. Where oh where is Clown bag?


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  • #991
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Yep, If you would rather not drink it straight.

    Q. Working tomorrow?


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