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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    No, you just confused me.

    Q: therefore you must be another girl called matt?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    was I overly polite?
    did I say I feel your pain?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    No, nor did any other girl, confusion is what gives girlyness away.

    Q:is your real name matia?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. how did you know?


    Q. ^^^


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I remeber a drunken one night stand with a girl of your description with that name.

    Q: Did you repress it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    im not easily repressed!!!


    are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Not really

    Q. Why do some people think it's ok to listen to private conversations? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. because they can be fascinating!


    Q: Shall I have more whiskey tonight?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    oh, do!! yum.

    Q: Notice how doom avoided answering my question? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I did see that! It's because you're just too sexy for your own good!

    Q: Shall I begin drinking whiskey before or after dinner?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    after, much nicer on a good tummy


    where have all the cowboys gone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    They're chained up in my dungeon!
    Dinner is ready, so I'd best go eat and THEN have me a whiskey cocktail! (took your advice!!!)



    Q: If my hubby weren't such a good cook, would I keep him?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    It depends on how a shag he is.

    Q: How good is he?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A last night he got an 8/10. he averages 6/10, with his best rating about 4 months ago at 9.1/10 (she gives me progress reports through pm)

    Q how long do you reckon Roy Keane and Niall Quinn are going to be able to get along at sunderland before Keane decks him and quits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    OMG!!!!!!! I'm laughing too hard to answer your question!!!!!


    Q: Okay, so was that supposed to be 8 out of 10 minutes? (I forget how I rate stuff sometimes)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A I thought it was 8/10 seconds

    Q He goes for whole minutes at a time? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: yeah right!!!!

    Q: whats for breakfast???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. What's breakfast?

    Q. Why is it so fecking cold lately! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Its always warm in sunny Sligo.

    Q. Where am i gonna find food?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) You don't need food, only love...

    Q) Does anyone want to massage me with melted chocolate?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: Think i'll pass

    Q: who ate all the pies???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) Simon le Bon

    Q) How about a rub down with a wet Irish Times?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: not really my style

    Q: I will offer a slap across the ass with a slightly damp trout though?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Ye two are made for each other...

    Q. Is this fate?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well, it does frighten me that I find the trout thing slightly arousing.


    Q: How could you all say such things about my hubby?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: didst someone violate your honour fair maiden, the vagabonds!!!

    Q: wouldst though liketh if i served up revenge for these wrongs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. Nah, that's okay. He's the one who got the morning sex while they went without.




    Q: Why is white board so annoying?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    cos its just not pretty enough

    Q: how many roads must a man walk down?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    My band used to do a spankin' Rock Version of that song. (mostly to irritate a Folk Music Fan friend of ours).


    Q: are the servers/admins done tweeking?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: God, I hope so.

    Q: Don't it just suck?


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