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  • #932
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Yes, I love stuff about tongues.

    Q: Why are you touching yourself? :eek:


  • #933
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Because it's fun, of course...

    Q: Is it bold? :(


  • #934
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    nope. It provides me with entertainment.


    Q:ASL


  • #935
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: You dirty boy, don't you know you should never ask a lady her age!
    And you know the middle one anyway.

    Q: You're a bit keen, aren't you?


  • #936
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    A: i'm only joking with you.


    Q: I come across weird, yes? :D


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  • #937
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Relatively speaking, no. Not at all at all at all.

    Q: Happy noodle boy?


  • #938
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac



    Q. Do you understand my answer?


  • #939
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Hell yeah!

    Q: Is Squee! worth the buy?


  • #940
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    A:what is squee?

    Q: What sort of depraved people do you know if I come across as normal?


  • #941
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. I told you I was wyrd:p

    Q. Will you please explain to tar?


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  • #942
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: It's a spin off of the comic JTHM (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac) about the little boy who lives next door to Johnny.

    Q: Would you get Johnny Depp to play Johnny C in a film of the same name?


  • #943
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. YES!!!!!



    Q. Would you?


  • #944
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Yes, I'd do you.

    Q:Is there any reason to not turn everything sexual?


  • #945
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Everything is already sexual....did you not know?

    Q:Where did the stalking business all begin?


  • #946
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    When I was born in 1986.

    Q: Is it bad that most my conquests perish?


  • #947
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Not if they perish with a smile on their face.

    Q: Do they?


  • #948
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    yes, i'm not terrible in bed. Apart from them dying that is.



    Should we do the timewarp again?


  • #949
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Two seconds, let me grab my dancing shoes!

    Q: Why exactly do they die, may I ask?


  • #950
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Varying reasons, exhaustion, heart attacks, natural aging, pleasure, disgust, shock, etc.

    Q: which one will you be filed under?


  • #951
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Terminal asphyxiophilia probably.

    Q: Is it feasible?


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  • #952
    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Completly.

    Q: how can i scam money to get beer tonight ?


  • #953
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: why bother.

    Q: wouldn't it be easier just to scam the beer?


  • #954
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Why don't you do what girls do and flirt drinks out of men? :p

    Q. Does anyone else hate brainiacs as much as I do?


  • #955
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    No, I like being one. ;)


    Q: Why so you hate them?


  • #956
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. I've been forced to watch it too bloody often!!!!

    Q. Why does my boyfriend think when I ask him what a word means simply saying the word explains it?? :mad:


  • #957
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Because he is below par IQ-wise? :P

    Q: what do you need explained?


  • #958
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: The word. Obviously

    Q: Aren't men fun?!


  • #959
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. No, I'm an inch away from dumping him and joining a convent!!1 I HATE MEN!!!! :mad:

    Q. How will I calm myself down?


  • #960
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Switch to the battery operated version for a while.

    Q: Is it not twue wuv?


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  • #961
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    A: The edible ones. (or my cat)

    Q: Where is love?


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