Q & A Thread

A: I have many reasons - but I'm not telling you.

Q: Can a mechanic perform open-heart surgery on a platipus???

i think so

where ye from?

A: ye olde england

Q: Why does laxatives make you sh1t?????????

Donegal Lass

thats what they are supposed to do!

why are you taking laxatives?

A: Why do you think.

Q: Anyone got any toilet paper???????

Donegal Lass

here ya go...

you owe me?z

A: Yeah, I owe you a fist of grass.

Q: What will you do with this fist of grass?????????

Star Lord

Plant out a beautiful lawn.

Pre-fertilized?

I'll fertilize you!

too far?

Donegal Lass

maybe but priceless

!

so any men this weather hun?

Star Lord

No, I've sworn off men!

Didn't ya know?

darlin I've always got men!

Didn't you know??!

But you haven't got the best one yet.

Who is the best one????

Boneless!!!!

Isn't he?

I wouldn't touch him.... never know what he has.... filthy commie....

Is Seb the cutest ever?

yes it's true, he truely is. FACT!

ain't it the truth?

I would.... sh!t... I have!!!

Do you like Pinot Noir?

I think so....

red or white?

Red. Vinyard called "Crossings"... NZ... a mate of mine introduced me to it. Sex in a bottle!

Can wine be described as sexy?

Lust4Life

My Lambrusco is light and bouncy... like me.
So yes, Wine CAN be sexy!

A little wine makes it all worth while, doesn't it?

A little.. yes. But tonight I am throwing off restraint!!! Lambrusco... that brings back memories of being a teenager in the fields around Dublin...

Is it ok to mix red with white...?? (I'm running out of red...)

A: Its fine, I'd say.

Q: Why is the weather so sh1te?????

Lust4Life

Oh it was a gorgeous day here! No Jacket Required! Only a sweater - lessen I wanted to show off my natural temp sensors :eek:

More than you needed to know?

Because we are all bold and the gods want to punish us. Or maybe because it's November....

Do you like running your fingers through mountain heather?

A: Yes, its brilliant.

Q: Do you like running your fingers through dogsh1t????

county

oh no,please carry on

why is getting xmas presents for the family such a nightmare?

too slow and i could`nt be arsed editing it

Become a Pagan like me....

Can we all go out for a drink sometime?

Lust4Life wrote:

Oh it was a gorgeous day here! No Jacket Required! Only a sweater - lessen I wanted to show off my natural temp sensors :eek:

More than you needed to know?

What are they?? I'm a bit confused...

A: I don't know what they are either.

Q: Where is Bosco's hide-out?????????