Dealz need to go

Hammer89 wrote: »

.....like now.

As if the desk-flat red Lucozade, the gone-off toffees or the mouldy hair gel wasn't bad enough, they've only gone and customised their self-service machines.

Those contrapments are annoying at the best of times, but now Dealz have fitted them with a piss poor Elvis impersonator who blurts out catchphrases and lyrics relating to the King himself.

For example, if you're delayed for some reason, like trying to find your wallet, then the machine says, 'Uh we can't go on together' or something like this. And if the scales doesn't recognise something you scanned, he goes, 'Uh I'm getting a little suspicious now'. I'm not making this up.

It's only a bit of harmless fun. At least that's what the genius who came up with the idea thought, but believe me, it's very annoying when you're stuck at a self-service machine, with no human employee around, and the machine is repeatedly singing, 'Wise men say, only shop at Dealz' in an Elvis voice.

Hammer89 wrote: »

.....like now.



Those contrapments are annoying at the best of times, but now Dealz have fitted them with a piss poor Elvis impersonator who blurts out catchphrases and lyrics relating to the King himself.

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