Dealz need to go

peckerhead

See? Already more fun.

cantdecide

cantdecide wrote: »

So what we're calling for is a little less conversation at the self service till?

I'm chuckling that someone called 'Bargain_Hound' liked my post

Mysterypunter

Dealz, promoting literacy since 2011.

wexie

nahuh, where would I get my crispy chili nuts?

Yer Da sells Avon

I like the way it says "thank you... thank you very much" at the end.

whiskeyman

peckerhead wrote: »

This is going to replace dating for 70% of people by the year 2030.

riffmongous wrote: »

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

Very unexpected item...

Hammer89

riffmongous wrote: »

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

That's what it says when you scan an in-date Toffee Crisp.

Outlaw Pete

Was in there earlier and some scrote was putting some non scanned items in their ba and it started playing Jailhouse Rock.

Eircom_Sucks

Only pheasants shop in them budget shops

wexie

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

Only pheasants shop in them budget shops

really?

They must be city pheasants, round here they just forage in the fields

Steve F

Triboro wrote: »

Were you caught in a trap?

He couldn't walk out (without paying):cool:

Steve F

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Was in there earlier and some scrote was putting some non scanned items in their back and it started playing Jailhouse Rock.

Ha ha Priceless!!:D

SPDUB

Well that explains why the Dealz I was in yesterday had the volume so low I couldn't hear what the machine was saying

Noveight

Every Dealz I’ve ever been in had smelled like piss and sweat. Didn’t stop me going in, but focking hell.

jimmycrackcorm

verycool wrote:

It's what he would have wanted.

Only if they dispensed cheeseburgers with the change.

riclad

The thing that annoys me about 2 euro, shops, dealz ,poundland is the cheap bike locks they sell.
They are useless the are easily opened with a pliers or a brick,
buy one and your bike will be stolen in a few hours.
Whats the point of a lock that does not keep your bike secure.
Its sad to go into a shop and see 2 people working behind the counter,
and 10 self service machines.
I don,t think the chocolate or sweets there is any worse than most shops.

gozunda

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

Only pheasants shop in them budget shops

I'm sure I've seen some ducks hanging around in Dealz as well...

Hammer89

razorblunt wrote: »

This is weird! I was out in Poundland (UK version of Dealz) at lunch and was going to post the same thing in the TA annoyance thread.

Now everyone knows I made up the bit about it saying 'Wise men say, only shop at Dealz'

Everything else is correct.

razorblunt

Hammer89 wrote: »

Now everyone knows I made up the bit about it saying 'Wise men say, only shop at Dealz'

Everything else is correct.

Ha sorry about that, I wasn't listening to it fully so it could have said that.
You just outed yourself though!

Aglomerado

Ok I went there and bought crap I didn't need. Had a giggle though!!! :D

misstearheus

It sure is one for the money. :pac:

I love Pound-Shops.

Avatar MIA

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Was in there earlier and some scrote was putting some non scanned items in their ba and it started playing Jailhouse Rock.

Deadly if true.

misstearheus

They must have the sound turned off in Dealz in Galway 'cos I'm there frequently and havn't heard anything.

But you have just set the lil Hamster-Wheel turning for me. Mr. Price has this awful awful fake American or some false crappy voice in place that they use when it's Closing-time! Telling ya to get out of the Store like a feicing Copper! Now that is annoying as feic that Mr. Price voice. I would actually take SV please take your items line twenty times over this Mr. Price one. It's like an annoying American-y Cop on an annoying American-y annoying American Ad lol! Uughhh.. I'm actually getting annoyed thinking about the Mr. Price voice now!

Realt Dearg Sec

riffmongous wrote: »

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

The bag.

lawred2

that's what you deserve for shopping there

threein99

riclad wrote: »

The thing that annoys me about 2 euro, shops, dealz ,poundland is the cheap bike locks they sell.
They are useless the are easily opened with a pliers or a brick,
buy one and your bike will be stolen in a few hours.
Whats the point of a lock that does not keep your bike secure.
Its sad to go into a shop and see 2 people working behind the counter,
and 10 self service machines.
I don,t think the chocolate or sweets there is any worse than most shops.

A brick would probably open most things

Noveight

Heard Elvis there earlier on, bit of harmful fun, kids probably get a great kick out of it.

0ph0rce0

Won't be long now until there's media uproar and racist complaints and why Malcolm X should be the voice.

The Bollocks

Ah go ask my bollocks. Dealz is a great shop for the bargains, I love stocking up on the scampi and bacon fries at the weekend before I sit down with a six pack of bud to enjoy the afternoons football.


Dont like dealz,go somewhere else. Simple as that.

Avatar MIA

Dealz can be tricky with their best before dates, so Only Fools Rush In.

But on the other hand, Don't be cruel, some people rely on a bargain in poor areas, like In the Ghetto. In fact, some have a Burning Love for the place. Just be careful not to be tempted to steal, as they employ Hound Dog store detectives - and you could find yourself All Shook Up.

But, make up your mind, don't feel like you're Caught in a trap, It's Now or Never - do you want to continue using Dealz or not? Perhaps you can block out the voice or just Pretend you don't hear it if that helps. But, keep going much longer and that voice will be Stuck on You.

Never put down anyone for going to Dealz because of the good prices, too many people simply Can't help falling in love with the bargains.

It's really all in jest, nothing too sinister by Dealz, so stop with the Suspicious Minds.