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Woman finds out that her boyfriend is actually her female best friend...

  • 09-09-2015 4:28pm
    #1
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭


    a woman who found out her 'boyfriend' was actually her best mate wearing a strap on penis has been taken to court.

    A woman - who can't be named for legal reasons - randomly got a friend request on Facebook back in 2011 from somebody called 'Kye Fortune'.

    They chatted for a while and she found out that 'Kye' was a half-Filipino, half-Latino young man who had been involved in a car accident which had left him with terrible scars that he was embarrassed about. Doctors had also found a brain tumour, apparently.

    They spoke on the phone, and the alleged victim did question why his voice was so high but was told that it was due to his Filipino background.

    'Kye' was hesitant to meet up in person, but eventually they did. However, the complainant was required to wear a blindfold. They then proceeded to have sex.

    They continued to meet up at hotels, but each time the alleged victim had to wear the blindfold. The last time they met up was when Kye visited her flat.

    "When I was having sex I grabbed for the back of his head and my hand got caught on something. It did not feel right. I was sat on the bed, he was standing up. Something in my mind said 'pull it (the blindfold) off, pull it off'."

    When she pulled off the blindfold, she couldn't believe her eyes, her best friend Gayle Newland was standing in front of her. 'Kye' had introduced the pair and they'd become close.

    Apparently, Newland had been using a strap-on and concealed her hair with a hat. She also bandaged down her breasts to pass off as a bloke.

    source: http://www.theladbible.com/articles/woman-finds-out-her-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-her-female-best-friend-during-sex


    I don't know if I should be in shock, or laugh. Either way, I'm kind of aroused. :pac:


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Comments

  • #2
    RayCon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,873 ✭✭✭RayCon


    Normally I would say that story is a load of bollox but ......


  • #3
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Thats some A-grade female magazine headline vomit if i ever saw one.


  • #4
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    But if she was a Vodafone customer, she'd have never found out. No wait, I'm thinking of something else.


  • #5
    kjl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQfVjNP2v80


  • #6
    Kayleigh..
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,442 ✭✭✭Kayleigh..


    :pac:


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  • #7
    tonycascarino
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭tonycascarino


    In all fairness she must be very dumb


  • #8
    sxt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,756 ✭✭✭sxt


    What exactly is she being charged with? :confused:


  • #9
    Kimbot
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    sxt wrote: »
    What exactly is she being charged with? :confused:

    Rape from what i read online earlier


  • #10
    DellyBelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,141 ✭✭✭DellyBelly


    Nice


  • #11
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    sxt wrote: »
    What exactly is she being charged with? :confused:

    Sexually assault by deception I'd say.

    New Jersey recently introduced such a law.

    Has some elements of the film Boys Don't Cry also.


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  • #12
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    jonny24ie wrote: »
    Rape from what i read online earlier
    I would have thought entrapment. Given that the sex was consensual.


  • #13
    KatW4
    Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Possibly the strangest story I have ever read! :O


  • #14
    strelok
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭strelok


    smash wrote: »
    I would have thought entrapment. Given that the sex was consensual.

    is it really consensual if you consent to sex with a man and are in fact being penetrated by a woman with a sex aid?


  • #15
    Gooners
    Closed Accounts Posts: 388 ✭✭Gooners


    So she "met" someone online and met that person blindfolded and consented to sex with them. Did she even know if "this person" was the age of consent? High pitched voice.......could be young lad...


  • #16
    Sudden Valley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭Sudden Valley


    If there were two males involved, like the film "the Crying Game"I wonder if this would go to courts. i'd say the male victim would be too embarassed.


  • #17
    The Randy Riverbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    I'm pretty sure this happened before. Or this is an old story.


  • #18
    Paramite Pie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Paramite Pie


    How weird is it to meet up with someone you've never met while only wearing a blind fold??

    Do people not follow the news headlines? There's lots of weirdos out there....

    This woman must've been very very lonely to fall to this predator...


  • #19
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Paramite Pie wrote: »
    How weird is it to meet up with someone you've never met while only wearing a blind fold??

    Do people not follow the news headlines? There's lots of weirdos out there....

    This woman must've been very very lonely to fall to this predator...

    I'd question who was weirder.


  • #20
    dilallio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Could be worse...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2319863.stm


  • #21
    frostyjacks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,951 ✭✭✭frostyjacks


    I'd question the sanity of a woman who meets up with a stranger off facebook and agrees to have sex with them whilst blindfolded.


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  • #22
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    smash wrote: »
    I would have thought entrapment. Given that the sex was consensual.
    She may have consented to sex...with a penis. I don't think she consented to being penetrated with a strap-on, therefore non-consensual.

    The "story" though is strange. Doesn't make sense to blindly (literally) trust a complete stranger (Facebook friend) with your body....unless there was a financial inducement.


  • #23
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,333 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    sxt wrote: »
    What exactly is she being charged with? :confused:

    Enstrapment.


  • #24
    Notavirus.exe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Notavirus.exe


    I don't believe this story.

    Video of them doing it or no proof.


  • #25
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Here's another example of a dolt who should be in a happy home for the terminally daft. OK it's the Daily Fail, but it was an actual case along similar lines. Woman meets man on interwebs, man(at least a man this time) tells her he's blond white guy, turns out he's a dark Indian, asks her to look the other way, close her eyes during nookie. I mean WTF? :pac: And yer man's wife seems to be standing by him. Mad stuff Ted.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #26
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,782 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    That's gas!

    What will those crazy lesbians think of next??


  • #27
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,692 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    I think a guy who looked just like Ricky Martin and pretended to actually be him to get to sleep with female fans was convicted of rape a few years ago.


  • #28
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    This makes me feel better about myself for pretending to be a young female fillie when in actual fact, I'm a fat, middle aged, taxi driver. Shuush, say nathin.


  • #29
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    The "victim" deserves to be jailed for her sheer stupidity!

    Met a stranger blindfolded, and had sex with them. That's all kind of ****ed up!


  • #30
    Notavirus.exe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Notavirus.exe


    Plaintiff: I received a Facebook friend request from a stranger. We got talking and decided to meet up. My new "boyfriend" said that we'd only have sex if I wore a blindfold.

    Yeah, I don't see that holding up too well in court.


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  • #31
    gerrybbadd
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    dcceadd918f3df44c35aa122b769dbc9e8590cfaa591c1ad2abbe21fa8b7b958.jpg


  • #32
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    smash wrote: »
    source: http://www.theladbible.com/articles/woman-finds-out-her-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-her-female-best-friend-during-sex


    I don't know if I should be in shock, or laugh. Either way, I'm kind of aroused. :pac:

    Denial is a strange thing.

    If it happened once, I could believe it, just about. Twice not really. More - feck off. Two individuals in need of psychiatric/psychological help.


  • #33
    Summer wind
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    This has to be a joke. Nobody could be that stupid. Dumb and dumber hahahaha.


  • #34
    PizzamanIRL
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    So she never dropped the hand or saw her "penis"?


  • #35
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,203 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure this happened before. Or this is an old story.


    Perhaps you're thinking of Gemma Barker?

    Honestly though there are probably a good many cases where this happens, but they don't get publicised because people would rather just either pretend it never happened, or live in denial, or just roll with it and see where it leads...


  • #36
    allym
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭allym


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Perhaps you're thinking of Gemma Barker?

    Honestly though there are probably a good many cases where this happens, but they don't get publicised because people would rather just either pretend it never happened, or live in denial, or just roll with it and see where it leads...

    That's who I was thinking of.
    I agree, stuff like that probably happens more than you'd think.


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  • #37
    The Randy Riverbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Perhaps you're thinking of Gemma Barker?

    Honestly though there are probably a good many cases where this happens, but they don't get publicised because people would rather just either pretend it never happened, or live in denial, or just roll with it and see where it leads...

    That could be it. I remember the girl was quite young and found a dildo in the other person's bag. There was no mention of that in your link though.


  • #38
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    There was also the case of a Chinese guy who sued his wife for pretending to be better looking than she actually was. He didn't realize until she had a baby girl and, according to him, the baby was so ugly that there was no way it could be his. DNA tests showed it was and so he investigated and discovered that she had a ton of plastic surgery before meeting him and had never told him.

    He was awarded $120,000 as the judge agreed she had tricked him into marrying her under “false pretences”.

    True story.


  • #39
    tomwaterford
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    I'm confused...did your man exist in this or not??


  • #40
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    I'm confused...did your man exist in this or not??

    No. It was a woman with a strap on!


  • #41
    rainbowtrout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,382 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    So she never dropped the hand or saw her "penis"?

    ya, that's a bit odd. Didn't notice the lack of penis or presence of strap on, vagina and breasts.


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  • #42
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    michael999999 wrote: »
    No. It was a woman with a strap on!

    I get that bit...it says the kye lad introduced her to your wan (with the strap-on)
    Surly for this to happen both would want to be there??


  • #43
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    I get that bit...it says the kye lad introduced her to your wan (with the strap-on)
    Surly for this to happen both would want to be there??

    The Kye lad doesn't exist. He was greated by Gayle, as she fancied her friend but her friend wasn't gay.

    The DM article has more info than the one in the OP.


  • #44
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    I get that bit...it says the kye lad introduced her to your wan (with the strap-on)
    Surly for this to happen both would want to be there??

    It was the same person!


  • #45
    Notavirus.exe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Notavirus.exe


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    I get that bit...it says the kye lad introduced her to your wan (with the strap-on)
    Surly for this to happen both would want to be there??

    Maybe the creepy lesbian paid some man to meet with the stupid woman for the first time and then "Kye" said that they'd have sex if she wore a blindfold and waited in a hotel room for "him". Of course, it wasn't "Kye" or even a man that showed up.

    That's what I believe happened. Whatever the case, those two women have problems.


  • #46
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    The Kye lad doesn't exist. He was greated by Gayle, as she fancied her friend but her friend wasn't gay.

    The DM article has more info than the one in the OP.

    Haha ok....I taught this would be the case...that seems a whole load of effort though :pac:
    You say it was a stupid movie and could never happen if it came out in the cinema


  • #47
    Notavirus.exe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Notavirus.exe


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    The Kye lad doesn't exist. He was greated by Gayle, as she fancied her friend but her friend wasn't gay.

    The DM article has more info than the one in the OP.

    Ok, sex blindfolded, I can understand that to some degree. But WTF is this?
    Woman who claims she was assaulted by female friend pretending to be a man tells court they sunbathed and watched TV together while she was blindfolded

    That woman should be thrown out of court.


  • #48
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    You say it was a stupid movie and could never happen if it came out in the cinema

    Well, I mentioned it earlier, but I think Brandon Teena's story is has a couple of parallels.
    Granted, Brandon was trans but he was born a girl and taped down her breasts in order to pass as a boy in order to get with some girls.
    Great film.


  • #49
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Notavirus.exe wrote: »
    But WTF is this?

    That woman should be thrown out of court.

    In fairness, she does go on to say:
    'I would not say watch because I had a mask and scarf on. I heard a film.'

    Fcuked up for sure though.


  • #50
    Notavirus.exe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Notavirus.exe


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    In fairness, she does go on to say:



    Fcuked up for sure though.

    Sounds like the perfect date. "Let's hear a film together". :rolleyes:


  • #51
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Stevie Wonder's favourite.


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