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Woman finds out that her boyfriend is actually her female best friend...

smash

a woman who found out her 'boyfriend' was actually her best mate wearing a strap on penis has been taken to court.

A woman - who can't be named for legal reasons - randomly got a friend request on Facebook back in 2011 from somebody called 'Kye Fortune'.

They chatted for a while and she found out that 'Kye' was a half-Filipino, half-Latino young man who had been involved in a car accident which had left him with terrible scars that he was embarrassed about. Doctors had also found a brain tumour, apparently.

They spoke on the phone, and the alleged victim did question why his voice was so high but was told that it was due to his Filipino background.

'Kye' was hesitant to meet up in person, but eventually they did. However, the complainant was required to wear a blindfold. They then proceeded to have sex.

They continued to meet up at hotels, but each time the alleged victim had to wear the blindfold. The last time they met up was when Kye visited her flat.

"When I was having sex I grabbed for the back of his head and my hand got caught on something. It did not feel right. I was sat on the bed, he was standing up. Something in my mind said 'pull it (the blindfold) off, pull it off'."

When she pulled off the blindfold, she couldn't believe her eyes, her best friend Gayle Newland was standing in front of her. 'Kye' had introduced the pair and they'd become close.

Apparently, Newland had been using a strap-on and concealed her hair with a hat. She also bandaged down her breasts to pass off as a bloke.

source: http://www.theladbible.com/articles/woman-finds-out-her-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-her-female-best-friend-during-sex

I don't know if I should be in shock, or laugh. Either way, I'm kind of aroused. :pac:

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Nodin

smash wrote: »

source: http://www.theladbible.com/articles/woman-finds-out-her-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-her-female-best-friend-during-sex

I don't know if I should be in shock, or laugh. Either way, I'm kind of aroused. :pac:

Denial is a strange thing.

If it happened once, I could believe it, just about. Twice not really. More - feck off. Two individuals in need of psychiatric/psychological help.

Summer wind

This has to be a joke. Nobody could be that stupid. Dumb and dumber hahahaha.

PizzamanIRL

So she never dropped the hand or saw her "penis"?

One eyed Jack

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

I'm pretty sure this happened before. Or this is an old story.

Perhaps you're thinking of Gemma Barker?

Honestly though there are probably a good many cases where this happens, but they don't get publicised because people would rather just either pretend it never happened, or live in denial, or just roll with it and see where it leads...

allym

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Perhaps you're thinking of Gemma Barker?

Honestly though there are probably a good many cases where this happens, but they don't get publicised because people would rather just either pretend it never happened, or live in denial, or just roll with it and see where it leads...

That's who I was thinking of.
I agree, stuff like that probably happens more than you'd think.

The Randy Riverbeast

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Perhaps you're thinking of Gemma Barker?

Honestly though there are probably a good many cases where this happens, but they don't get publicised because people would rather just either pretend it never happened, or live in denial, or just roll with it and see where it leads...

That could be it. I remember the girl was quite young and found a dildo in the other person's bag. There was no mention of that in your link though.

NachoBusiness

There was also the case of a Chinese guy who sued his wife for pretending to be better looking than she actually was. He didn't realize until she had a baby girl and, according to him, the baby was so ugly that there was no way it could be his. DNA tests showed it was and so he investigated and discovered that she had a ton of plastic surgery before meeting him and had never told him.

He was awarded $120,000 as the judge agreed she had tricked him into marrying her under “false pretences”.

True story.

tomwaterford

I'm confused...did your man exist in this or not??

michael999999

tomwaterford wrote: »

I'm confused...did your man exist in this or not??

No. It was a woman with a strap on!

rainbowtrout

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

So she never dropped the hand or saw her "penis"?

ya, that's a bit odd. Didn't notice the lack of penis or presence of strap on, vagina and breasts.

tomwaterford

michael999999 wrote: »

No. It was a woman with a strap on!

I get that bit...it says the kye lad introduced her to your wan (with the strap-on)
Surly for this to happen both would want to be there??

NachoBusiness

tomwaterford wrote: »

I get that bit...it says the kye lad introduced her to your wan (with the strap-on)
Surly for this to happen both would want to be there??

The Kye lad doesn't exist. He was greated by Gayle, as she fancied her friend but her friend wasn't gay.

The DM article has more info than the one in the OP.

michael999999

tomwaterford wrote: »

I get that bit...it says the kye lad introduced her to your wan (with the strap-on)
Surly for this to happen both would want to be there??

It was the same person!

Notavirus.exe

tomwaterford wrote: »

I get that bit...it says the kye lad introduced her to your wan (with the strap-on)
Surly for this to happen both would want to be there??

Maybe the creepy lesbian paid some man to meet with the stupid woman for the first time and then "Kye" said that they'd have sex if she wore a blindfold and waited in a hotel room for "him". Of course, it wasn't "Kye" or even a man that showed up.

That's what I believe happened. Whatever the case, those two women have problems.

tomwaterford

NachoBusiness wrote: »

The Kye lad doesn't exist. He was greated by Gayle, as she fancied her friend but her friend wasn't gay.

The DM article has more info than the one in the OP.

Haha ok....I taught this would be the case...that seems a whole load of effort though :pac:
You say it was a stupid movie and could never happen if it came out in the cinema

Notavirus.exe

NachoBusiness wrote: »

The Kye lad doesn't exist. He was greated by Gayle, as she fancied her friend but her friend wasn't gay.

The DM article has more info than the one in the OP.

Ok, sex blindfolded, I can understand that to some degree. But WTF is this?

Woman who claims she was assaulted by female friend pretending to be a man tells court they sunbathed and watched TV together while she was blindfolded

That woman should be thrown out of court.

NachoBusiness

tomwaterford wrote: »

You say it was a stupid movie and could never happen if it came out in the cinema

Well, I mentioned it earlier, but I think Brandon Teena's story is has a couple of parallels.
Granted, Brandon was trans but he was born a girl and taped down her breasts in order to pass as a boy in order to get with some girls.
Great film.

NachoBusiness

Notavirus.exe wrote: »

But WTF is this?

That woman should be thrown out of court.

In fairness, she does go on to say:

'I would not say watch because I had a mask and scarf on. I heard a film.'

Fcuked up for sure though.

Notavirus.exe

NachoBusiness wrote: »

In fairness, she does go on to say:

Fcuked up for sure though.

Sounds like the perfect date. "Let's hear a film together". :rolleyes:

NachoBusiness

Stevie Wonder's favourite.

osarusan

NachoBusiness wrote: »

There was also the case of a Chinese guy who sued his wife for pretending to be better looking than she actually was. He didn't realize until she had a baby girl and, according to him, the baby was so ugly that there was no way it could be his. DNA tests showed it was and so he investigated and discovered that she had a ton of plastic surgery before meeting him and had never told him.

He was awarded $120,000 as the judge agreed she had tricked him into marrying her under “false pretences”.

True story.

Actually, it may well be fake.

That story about the husband suing his wife has been round a while (at least 8 years older than the Examiner article), but doesn't seem to be true.

The story has been reported in different ways, usually like this:

http://entertainment.ie/wtf/Chinese-man-divorces-and-sues-wife-over-ugly-children-And-wins/227669.htm

The photo itself is a Taiwanese ad for a plastic surgery clinic.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/05/17/thinking-about-plastic-surgery-this-ad-may-make-you-laugh-or-it-could-make-you-think-twice/

J Mysterio

How did she not recognise her own 'best friends' voice for fcks sake.

Notavirus.exe

J Mysterio wrote: »

How did she not recognise her own 'best friends' voice for fcks sake.

She probably disguised it.

Wait a minute. This "guy" is embarrassed by scars yet "he" can go out in public when heading to meet the girl and the world can see his "scars" but his girlfriend can't see them when they're watching films together?

Ah now, this is getting more ridiculous every minute.

fleet_admiral

Wonder what the feminists will think

NachoBusiness

osarusan wrote: »

Actually, it may well be fake.
The photo itself is a Taiwanese ad for a plastic surgery clinic.

Well slap me sideways.
See Snopes has looked at it too.

Nodin

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

So she never dropped the hand or saw her "penis"?

She agreed not to touch said organ. However if you take a look at the picture of the defendant, you'll notice there is absolutely nothing manly about her physical shape - she has hips etc and so on. The notion that the 'victim' didn't put her hands on the other ones waist and hips strikes me as not only unlikely, but perhaps impossible. Therefore the whole 'I didn't know' thing is just beyond credibility. Two people with problems, and I have less sympathy with the one trying to get the other on the sex offenders register.

Notavirus.exe

There's a new report on this here.

It's hilarious to read.

Wildlife Actor

Convicted!

So have I been assaulted if I discover that the carpet doesn't match the curtains in the cold light of a sunday morning?

J Mysterio

Ah, your one will have a brilliant time in prison, the dirty bitch!

asherbassad

jonny24ie wrote: »

Rape from what i read online earlier

How can it be rape if she consented?