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  • #652
    locum-motion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    GLaDOS wrote: »
    an_apple_a_day.png
    Even the powerful, tart Granny Smith cultivar is proving ineffective against new Gran-negative doctors.


    What kind of psycho posts an xkcd comic and doesn't include the title text/mouseover text? (It's usually the best part of the joke)


  • #653
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,739 ✭✭✭Worztron


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110404674&postcount=6638

    Some of the actual CAPTCHA images are almost as obscure.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #654
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,608 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    @SolvableKnave

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110409925&postcount=8389

    https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/02/block-charge-twitter-meme-chapman

    He has explained it a few times on Twitter, it still means nothing to me, but gives me daily laughs.


  • #655
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    appleanche_graphic.jpg

    There are people out there who pushing their limits looking for the most perfect tartest Granny Smith ever.



    Oh to watch their faces when they first bite into a Bramley


  • #656
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Is there a similar diagram for onions? I love eating them just like an apple and I'm on the look out for the strongest one :o


  • #657
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    my3cents wrote: »
    Is there a similar diagram for onions? I love eating them just like an apple and I'm on the look out for the strongest one :o

    It's a bit early for Halloween but there is this

    F1X1Z6KHEXSDMBI.LARGE.jpg


  • #658
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,023 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Caramelised onions? YUM!!! What's not to like?

    (seriously, what's not to like?)


  • #659
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,023 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Capt'n, seriously... poor ickle mouse... :(


  • #660
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I wonder how long it took for the mouse to be dessicated enough to not trip the circuit breaker.


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  • #661
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    New Home wrote: »
    Capt'n, seriously... poor ickle mouse... :(
    Shouldn't think it felt a thing


  • #662
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,023 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I sincerely hope not... but I wouldn't like to test your theory all the same. :/


  • #663
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    New Home wrote: »
    I sincerely hope not... but I wouldn't like to test your theory all the same. :/
    Had a similar experience at the weekend, the brushes in the angle grinder became stuck and the motor stopped.


    So I unplugged it and took it to bits (like bigclive would) jiggled the brushes then tried to get the switch to free up as it was also sticking, then I realised it was still powered up! BZZZT!!


    hB5E55177


  • #664
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110412471&postcount=1987

    Ouch!
    The first faller gave their head a big wallop.


  • #665
    fritzelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110415150&postcount=865

    I don't get it, am i missing something?


  • #666
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    fritzelly wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110415150&postcount=865

    I don't get it, am i missing something?


    That's the cool gif thread, not the funny.
    I thought it was cool, especially on big screen. Very 3Dish, I watched it for way longer than I probably should have.


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  • #667
    fritzelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Suckit wrote: »
    That's the cool gif thread, not the funny.
    I thought it was cool, especially on big screen. Very 3Dish, I watched it for way longer than I probably should have.

    Ok, it was the Mars title that confused me


  • #668
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,739 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I wonder how long it took for the mouse to be dessicated enough to not trip the circuit breaker.
    What an odd thought.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #669
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,226 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Worztron wrote: »
    What an odd thought.
    I wonder if Michael Clarke Duncan could have saved it.


  • #670
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    RobertFoster wrote: »
    I wonder if Michael Clarke Duncan could have saved it.
    Sure he went out the same way as that mouse!


  • #671
    SolvableKnave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,470 ✭✭✭SolvableKnave


    CardBordWindow wrote: »
    Sure he went out the same way as that mouse!

    Still too soon man.

    giphy.gif?cid=790b76115d00ebd54b41423859ea1f8c&rid=giphy.gifgiphy.gif?cid=790b76115d00ebd94869376436b47766&rid=giphy.gif


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  • #672
    Kat1170
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,638 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    Trump pulling things from his nose ??

    Well I suppose it makes a difference from pulling things from his arse :pac:


  • #673
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    I should delete that Trump post.
    It is a repost of my no 1 most thanked post :D


  • #674
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,023 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Power's going to your head already, Inforfun. :D


  • #675
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,154 ✭✭✭✭josip


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4jEHmH_kU&t=2m


  • #676
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    New Home wrote: »
    Power's going to your head already, Inforfun. :D

    Not yet.
    1 or 2 forums more and i ll be ready to rule.


  • #677
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,739 ✭✭✭Worztron


    MOD: <<SNIP>>

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #678
    SolvableKnave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,470 ✭✭✭SolvableKnave


    MOD: <<SNIP>>


  • #679
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,023 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    MOD: Just a reminder, in case it's been forgotten, that mod actions should not be questioned on thread.


  • #680
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    First is Indiana Jones, second is Riggs from Lethal Weapon i guess (Mad Max)?

    Who are 3rd and 4th?
    RobertFoster wrote: »
    482812.png


  • #681
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,625 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Suckit wrote: »
    First is Indiana Jones, second is Riggs from Lethal Weapon i guess (Mad Max)?

    Who are 3rd and 4th?

    Patrick Swayze and Bruce Willis

    Edit: Wrong! :(

    See below for correct answer....


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  • #682
    Meleftone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Meleftone


    Suckit wrote: »
    First is Indiana Jones, second is Riggs from Lethal Weapon i guess (Mad Max)?

    Who are 3rd and 4th?

    Kurt Russell and Bruce Willis


  • #683
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    Thanks, but I mean who are they as action heroes?
    I always used to mix up Kirk Douglas and Mickey Rourke with those two.. :o


  • #684
    Meleftone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Meleftone


    Suckit wrote: »
    Thanks, but I mean who are they as action heroes?
    I always used to mix up Kirk Douglas and Mickey Rourke with those two.. :o

    Snake Plisskin and John McClane but that picture of Willis is from Moolighting


  • #685
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,023 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    NVM, I skipped a page, apologies.


  • #686
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    New Home wrote: »
    NVM, I skipped a page, apologies.

    --> Ninja edit, edited the quote too?

    :eek::o:o
    Okay... . Got that now... Yikes.

    Snake Plisskin?
    Googling frantically....

    Think I saw one of those. Don't think I would ever have got that. I think the one of them I remember, had the guy from Mortal Kombat in it,with the hat.


    Okay, got it now...



    Thanks :D


  • #687
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Suckit wrote: »
    First is Indiana Jones, second is Riggs from Lethal Weapon i guess (Mad Max)?

    Who are 3rd and 4th?
    Disapoint in those so called action heroes.

    No Mad Max, no Snake Plissken, no ol' Jack Burton and the lad at the end is only moonlighting it.


    [edit beaten to it by everyone :o]


  • #688
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,023 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Suckit wrote: »
    --> Ninja edit, edited the quote too?

    I didn't, actually, you must've clicked on "quote" the instant I clicked on "save". :)


  • #689
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    New Home wrote: »
    I didn't, actually, you must've clicked on "quote" the instant I clicked on "save". :)
    Yeah, I knew it was done automatically, but the quote was above my text when I was typing, and as soon as I clicked 'submit reply' it changed.

    So it was auto edited with yours. Who would have thunk we would come this far.. :) Technology..


  • #690
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,005 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Disapoint in those so called action heroes.

    No Mad Max, no Snake Plissken, no ol' Jack Burton and the lad at the end is only moonlighting it.


    [edit beaten to it by everyone :o]

    Good old Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express.

    Might be Tango from Tango and Cash as well though


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  • #691
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,005 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    That might be Bruce Willis from either Bonfire of the Vanities or Hudson Hawk, too "clean" for most of his action roles.


  • #692
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Clareman wrote: »
    That might be Bruce Willis from either Bonfire of the Vanities or Hudson Hawk, too "clean" for most of his action roles.
    Hudson Hawk ?

    I'd forgotten about that. Thanks a bunch. Now I'll have to wipe it from my memory again. :mad:

    Top of the Pops had him on recently "singing" *cringe*


  • #693
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,005 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Hudson Hawk ?

    I'd forgotten about that. Thanks a bunch. Now I'll have to wipe it from my memory again. :mad:

    Top of the Pops had him on recently "singing" *cringe*

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8KvM3vZo0w


    You're welcome


  • #694
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    9425_0da2_500.jpeg

    Perfectly normal

    432.jpg

    ei01gr.jpg

    Just don't tell any vegans.


  • #695
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    my3cents wrote: »
    Perfectly normal

    .......

    Just don't tell any vegans.
    My parrot loves chicken. I found this out when he flew over to where I was eating dinner and started helping himself to the chicken on my plate. It felt weird at first, feeding chicken to a bird but if I don't give it to him, he just takes it anyway!

    The cockatiels love scrambled eggs. I found this out when I had some in a bowl on the counter and was waiting for them to cool a bit. I turned around and there was four of them sitting on the edge of the bowl helping themselves :pac:


  • #696
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,789 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    My parrot loves chicken. I found this out when he flew over to where I was eating dinner and started helping himself to the chicken on my plate. It felt weird at first, feeding chicken to a bird but if I don't give it to him, he just takes it anyway!

    Hawk
    Eagle
    Kestrel
    Owl
    etc. etc. etc.

    I'm sure they like chicken too.


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  • #697
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    My parrot loves chicken. I found this out when he flew over to where I was eating dinner and started helping himself to the chicken on my plate. It felt weird at first, feeding chicken to a bird but if I don't give it to him, he just takes it anyway!

    Hawk
    Eagle
    Kestrel
    Owl
    etc. etc. etc.

    I'm sure they like chicken too.


    The bird in the chipper..


  • #698
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    New Home wrote: »
    530904.jpg
    If that's true, what an absolute sad case. Not for running for president for petty reasons, I can understand a kid doing that but an adult putting that on tinder is sad.


  • #699
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,226 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    New Home wrote: »
    Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
    Hey remember when there were creepy websites counting down to when they "turned legal" at 18?

    As for the WTF, I believe Mary-Kate has issues with anorexia and Ashley has lyme disease.


  • #700
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,023 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Mr E wrote: »
    Kia, Nokia

    Kia Rio, more like it.


  • #701
    Silent Running
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,819 ✭✭✭Silent Running


    New Home wrote: »
    Kia Rio, more like it.

    Fording the river more like. :P


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