Where are all the tall guys in Ireland

Ultrflat · 25-03-2020 3:46pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

No, I couldn't, because I don't have a cock!!!

And also I'm just into men

See below.

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I don't think he meant using a cock.

Lol

Bingo.....

:pac:
plus motor boating the poonaniy is way more advantages then falling face first into a healthy dose of boob

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 3:49pm

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Indeed! Hardware shops is where it's at! Although having to queue outside wasn't ideal. Some virus thingy. At least I could see to the front of the queue over everybody else's heads.

DIY shops... I don't live in Cork city but there are plenty of DIY shops outside of the city. I will have to frequent there.

Cheers for that

You could see over their heads? Good to know. You could come in handy for shoulder sitting at concerts.

Deebles McBeebles · 25-03-2020 3:53pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

There's loads of them on it.

The OP looking for a tall guy and myself looking for a tall guy and suddenly an influx of short men on here.

Maybe they read the Thread Title incorrectly?

Harder to read it from down there.

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 3:56pm

Ultrflat wrote: »

See below.

Bingo..... :pac:
plus motor boating the poonaniy is way more advantages then falling face first into a healthy dose of boob

Yes, I realised my error but did you realise yours?

Huge difference between motorboat and motor boat!!!

IamMetaldave · 25-03-2020 3:57pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Does IamMetalDave just come on this thread to say thanks to all the short guys posting ****e about me?? Hmm

Why's that metal Dave? You a short guy too on a tall guy thread?

Serious question

Ha! I had my say here and there... Usually I'd pay no heed to such nonsense but this thread is like a car crash.. i just keep watching it..

And no.. I'm not a "short guy"

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I always imagined Dave as looking like Derrick Green from Sepultura. Nothing of interest to say, just my thoughts on the situation.

Hahaha Sorry Deebles, not quite

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 3:58pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Harder to read it from down there.

Haha, that's a good one.

I can relate, being a short female... My sun visor is virtually useless!

Sardonicat · 25-03-2020 3:58pm

I don't get having a preference for tall or short. Perhaps that's cos I'm short myself so the vast majority of men are tall compared to me. Just how tall is measured by how far back I have to tilt my head to look them in the eye. You can have a list of preferences the length of your arm but when you fall for someone you might be surprised that not one of those preferences have been ticked off. The heart and the other organs involved in these matters want what they want and couldn't care less about your preferred height/weight/hair colour/eye colour/age/profession or even gender. If you are fortunate enough to be in a position to follow those feelings, then do so. And stop waisting your time looking for your 'ideal' partner. You'll know ow when you meet one.

Leg End Reject · 25-03-2020 3:59pm

Dave is Batman.

Leg End Reject · 25-03-2020 4:00pm

Sardonicat wrote: »

I don't get having a preference for tall or short. Perhaps that's cos I'm short myself so the vast majority of men are tall compared to me. Just how tall is measured by how far back I have to tilt my head to look them in the eye. You can have a list of preferences the length of your arm but when you fall for someone you might be surprised that not one of those preferences have been ticked off. The heart and the other organs involved in these matters want what they want and couldn't care less about your preferred height/weight/hair colour/eye colour/age/profession or even gender. If you are fortunate enough to be in a position to follow those feelings, then do so. And stop waisting your time looking for your 'ideal' partner. You'll know ow when you meet one.

Yep, all you need is someone to start a throbbing in the nethers and lists go out the window.

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 4:00pm

IamMetaldave wrote: »

Ha! I had my say here and there... Usually I'd pay no heed to such nonsense but this thread is like a car crash.. i just keep watching it..

And no.. I'm not a "short guy"

Hahaha Sorry Deebles, not quite

So, a tall guy. What kind of metal are you into?

Also, you enjoy watching car crashes on repeat... Hmm

Deebles McBeebles · 25-03-2020 4:02pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Haha, that's a good one.

I can relate, being a short female... My sun visor is virtually useless!

On the bright side, you are further from its harmful rays.

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 4:06pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Yep, all you need is someone to start a throbbing in the nethers and lists go out the window.

I'd concur, with someone who could start a tingle but who has lists???

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 4:07pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

On the bright side, you are further from its harmful rays.

Crikey, not much further than anyone else if you mean for safety!

Deebles McBeebles · 25-03-2020 4:09pm

Sardonicat wrote: »

I don't get having a preference for tall or short. Perhaps that's cos I'm short myself

Typical shortarse response

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Yep, all you need is someone to start a throbbing in the nethers and lists go out the window.

As a tall guy who is into metal I have this effect on many women. I just turn the bass down and that seems to solve it.

Sam Hain · 25-03-2020 4:09pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I'd concur, with someone who could start a tingle but who has lists???

Worked for Schindler.

Feisar · 25-03-2020 4:10pm

Ladies ye must have a ball of PM's at this stage from every single lad on boards over 5'10'' and a half on his tippy toes?

Sardonicat · 25-03-2020 4:10pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Yep, all you need is someone to start a throbbing in the nethers and lists go out the window.

A bit of an aul flutter in your gutter. ...

Sam Hain · 25-03-2020 4:11pm

Sardonicat wrote: »

I don't get having a preference for tall or short. Perhaps that's cos I'm short myself so the vast majority of men are tall compared to me. Just how tall is measured by how far back I have to tilt my head to look them in the eye. You can have a list of preferences the length of your arm but when you fall for someone you might be surprised that not one of those preferences have been ticked off. The heart and the other organs involved in these matters want what they want and couldn't care less about your preferred height/weight/hair colour/eye colour/age/profession or even gender. If you are fortunate enough to be in a position to follow those feelings, then do so. And stop waisting your time looking for your 'ideal' partner. You'll know ow when you meet one.

I believe this to be mostly wrong and in parts far fetched.

IamMetaldave · 25-03-2020 4:13pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Dave is Batman.

Never a truer statement

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

So, a tall guy. What kind of metal are you into?

Most of it to be honest... if it's good, I like it :rolleyes: There are some exceptions.. I hate those new age GNR / Motley Crue wanna be bands.

Sardonicat · 25-03-2020 4:13pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

I believe this to be mostly wrong and in parts far fetched.

Don't worry. You'll understand one day.

Ultrflat · 25-03-2020 4:18pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Yes, I realised my error but did you realise yours?

Huge difference between motorboat and motor boat!!!

I wouldn't know, I don't usually worry about spelling when my face is deep in boob or vagina...

Sam Hain · 25-03-2020 4:21pm

Sardonicat wrote: »

Don't worry. You'll understand one day.

So I could potentially end up with a 20 stone, pink eyed, transgender dwarf taxidermist sporting a green mullet based on your algorithm of love.

Sardonicat · 25-03-2020 4:23pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

So I could potentially end up with a 20 stone, pink eyed, transgender dwarf taxidermist sporting a green mullet based on your algorithm of love.

Yup. Fraid so.

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 4:36pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

Worked for Schindler.

His list wasn't too romantic though

Bobblehats · 25-03-2020 4:39pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-spxZKJtvQ

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 4:39pm

Ultrflat wrote: »

I wouldn't know, I don't usually worry about spelling when my face is deep in boob or vagina...

Oh I don't worry about anyone's spelling when they motorboat me.

I'd be fierce disappointed though if a asked me could he motor boat me... FFS, lost at sea instead of a guy with his face buried in my melons

Jeepers, all this talk of motorboat is getting my tingles going...

I'm looking forward to some afternoon delight...

Sardonicat · 25-03-2020 4:46pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I'm looking forward to some afternoon delight...

Is that anything like angel delight? Can you still get angel delight? I'd love some of that right now. Would angel delight count as essential supplies?

Sam Hain · 25-03-2020 4:49pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Oh I don't worry about anyone's spelling when they motorboat me.

I'd be fierce disappointed though if a asked me could he motor boat me... FFS, lost at sea instead of a guy with his face buried in my melons

Jeepers, all this talk of motorboat is getting my tingles going...

I'm looking forward to some afternoon delight...

You come across as a bit of a Pat Mustard "and now to motorboat Mrs. O''Reilly". Except a female version, a Patricia Mustard as such.

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 4:50pm

IamMetaldave wrote: »

Never a truer statement

Most of it to be honest... if it's good, I like it :rolleyes: There are some exceptions.. I hate those new age GNR / Motley Crue wanna be bands.

So, sounds like you're more into rock?

I'm mainly a rock chick myself, with some metal thrown in for good measure.

DisneyLover · 25-03-2020 4:51pm

IamMetaldave wrote: »

Never a truer statement

Most of it to be honest... if it's good, I like it :rolleyes: There are some exceptions.. I hate those new age GNR / Motley Crue wanna be bands.

Did you really just write 2 of the band's I like to make me look like a dope lol.
GnR are unreal and motle where great in their day.

Sam Hain · 25-03-2020 4:52pm

DisneyLover wrote: »

Did you really just write 2 of the band's I like to make me look like a dope lol.
GnR are unreal and motle where great in their day.

I think he meant newer bands who try to be like those 2.

Bobblehats · 25-03-2020 4:56pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

I think he meant newer bands who try to be like those 2.

Are you a fan of glenn danzig?

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 4:56pm

Sardonicat wrote: »

Is that anything like angel delight? Can you still get angel delight? I'd love some of that right now. Would angel delight count as essential supplies?

I haven't seen angel delight in years

Deebles McBeebles · 25-03-2020 4:57pm

I like all the classics. Met a lickah, Mongodeth, Slayers, Puntera. My favourite is probably Iron May Den though.

Ultrflat · 25-03-2020 4:58pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Oh I don't worry about anyone's spelling when they motorboat me.

I'd be fierce disappointed though if a asked me could he motor boat me... FFS, lost at sea instead of a guy with his face buried in my melons

Jeepers, all this talk of motorboat is getting my tingles going...

I'm looking forward to some afternoon delight...

Melons? Are we talking about water melons here or honeydew?

Your tingles? That's a very innocent way of saying your getting a wide-on :pac::D

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 4:59pm

DisneyLover wrote: »

Did you really just write 2 of the band's I like to make me look like a dope lol.
GnR are unreal and motle where great in their day.

Great to have you back Disney... The thread was nearly lost to the short guys but found a few saviours

the.red.baron · 25-03-2020 5:00pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I haven't seen angel delight in years

still widely available, the butterscotch is a winner

Sam Hain · 25-03-2020 5:00pm

Bobblehats wrote: »

Are you a fan of glenn danzig?

Massively so.

Ultrflat · 25-03-2020 5:00pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Great to have you back Disney... The thread was nearly lost to the short guys but found a few saviours

Hey I'm 6.1...

Bobblehats · 25-03-2020 5:01pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I like all the classics. Met a lickah, Mongodeth, Slayers, Puntera My favourite is probably Iron May Den though.

She liked them better when they were Glamtera

IamMetaldave · 25-03-2020 5:01pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

So, sounds like you're more into rock?

I'm mainly a rock chick myself, with some metal thrown in for good measure.

Rock chick?? Sounds like something Vanessa Warwick would have said...

DisneyLover wrote: »

Did you really just write 2 of the band's I like to make me look like a dope lol.
GnR are unreal and motle where great in their day.

Sam Hain wrote: »

I think he meant newer bands who try to be like those 2.

This.

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 5:01pm

Ultrflat wrote: »

Melons? Are we talking about water melons here or honeydew?

Your tingles? That's a very innocent way of saying your getting a wide-on :pac::D

Yes, that's me, innocent as they come...

What you mean what are melons?

Bobblehats · 25-03-2020 5:03pm

Come on that’s a good one

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 5:04pm

Ultrflat wrote: »

Hey I'm 6.1...

Count yourself a saviour so then

Sardonicat · 25-03-2020 5:05pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Yes, that's me, innocent as they come...

What you mean what are melons?

They go great with a bit of dream topping squirted on top.

Sam Hain · 25-03-2020 5:06pm

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Count yourself a saviour so then

Jesus Christ was thought to be around 5ft5inches in height.

EmmetSpiceland · 25-03-2020 5:06pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

I think he meant newer bands who try to be like those 2.

Surely he can’t mean The Darkness, Airbourne, or Steel Panther?

Sam Hain · 25-03-2020 5:07pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Surely he can’t mean The Darkness, Airbourne, or Steel Panther?

No not Steel Panther.

TheDenialTwist · 25-03-2020 5:09pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

Jesus Christ was thought to be around 5ft5inches in height.

Who's he?

Sam Hain · 25-03-2020 5:09pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

Jesus Christ was thought to be around 5ft5inches in height.

Resurrected at a similar height too.

Where are all the tall guys in Ireland

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