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What next? A postman shagging a letterbox!

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  • #2
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    The kind of delivery I'd like to make!


  • #3
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭stimpson


    In fairness, that is one sexy letterbox.


  • #4
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    byronbay2 wrote: »
    You think you've heard it all, then you read this story ......

    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/irish-postman-who-pleasured-himself-through-letterbox-caught-on-cctv-making-unwanted-delivery-35485886.html

    Well this one time.... at band camp :pac:

    Thats just nasty, why on earth would ya do something like that :(


  • #5
    dickwod1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭dickwod1


    What a wanker!


  • #6
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Junk mail.


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  • #7
    selwyn froggitt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭selwyn froggitt


    Spunk Mail


  • #8
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,760 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Old news. Plenty of threads on here about Parcelforce being w*nkers.


  • #9
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,791 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Parcelfarce.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Postman empties his sack.


  • #11
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Northern Ireland.


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  • #12
    railer201
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    He was just delivering a French letter. :D


  • #13
    byronbay2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭byronbay2


    Your Face wrote: »
    Northern Ireland.

    You think it's strictly a Northern Irish thing? I hope you're right. I'd hate to think of my poor, innocent letterbox being abused like that!


  • #14
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Ah sure these kind of things happen...


  • #15
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,692 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Sure who hasn't been tempted by those soft silky bristles?


  • #16
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    selwyn froggitt wrote: »
    Spunk Mail

    Headline in one of the tabloids yesterday - "Postman Splat". :eek:


  • #17
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    byronbay2 wrote: »
    You think it's strictly a Northern Irish thing? I hope you're right. I'd hate to think of my poor, innocent letterbox being abused like that!

    It will probably give our own perverts ideas.


  • #18
    railer201
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    Who's to say there wasn't another side to this story ?


  • #19
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    railer201 wrote: »
    Who's to say there wasn't another side to this story ?

    The letterbox came on to the postman? :pac:


  • #20
    The Domonator
    Registered Users Posts: 304 ✭✭The Domonator


    The postman always knocks one out twice.


  • #21
    eigrod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,610 ✭✭✭eigrod


    I knew the Post Office were moving more towards a Banking model, but I didn't know that it is a sperm banking model they have in mind.


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  • #22
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,424 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Those Protestants, up to no good as usual.


  • #23
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    The postman cometh the letterbox, Or The postman cums and delivers.


  • #24
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,144 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    The postman always comes twice.


  • #25
    Water John
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,808 ✭✭✭✭Water John


    A round peg in a square hole.


  • #26
    railer201
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    jonnycivic wrote: »
    The letterbox came on to the postman? :pac:

    Deeper than that ? - bit of a long shot admittedly ! :pac:


  • #27
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,126 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    "A former Parcelforce driver has expressed “enormous shame and regret” after performing sex acts in the letterbox of a house in Northern Ireland over a six-month period"

    That's just gross..


  • #28
    railer201
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    hint ...two sides to a letterbox ;)


  • #29
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    He was last seen searching the dump for his lost love.


  • #30
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    osarusan wrote: »
    Sure who hasn't been tempted by those soft silky bristles?

    I hear you! and that certain frisson of danger as you strain to maintain pressure against the stiff spring on that shiny brass flap.

    The judge usually takes these things into account.


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  • #31
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,251 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    stimpson wrote: »
    In fairness, that is one sexy letterbox.
    Letter box, file photo

    ...


    He claimed that he had paid over £1,000 to replace the door, had employed the services of a cleaning doctor and that the CCTV had cost over £500 to install.

    Its classy all right, but not the one!


  • #32
    railer201
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    Had it been an inside job, he would have probably got away with it.


  • #33
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jonnycivic wrote: »
    The letterbox came on to the postman? :pac:

    Well, it is a letterbox it has a hole and a flap so.....I blame the letterbox.


  • #34
    jameorahiely
    Registered Users Posts: 825 ✭✭✭jameorahiely


    What's next? Somebody will be murdered, and then where are we? Drive by shootings in the night, it'll be like Boys in the Hood. And then they'll have hoes selling their wares in the middle of the street and the pimps will be using crack cocaine to keep the whores under control--'


  • #35
    JackTaylorFan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭JackTaylorFan


    I wonder if he tried the catflap around the back - or was the rear entry strictly off the table?


  • #36
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭valoren


    Door Knob.

    Knock knock open wide see whats on the other side knock knock any more cum with me through the magic door.


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  • #37
    marklazarcovic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,224 ✭✭✭marklazarcovic


    not even a postie,misleading. i routinely get asked to "just push it through the box if im not in"..


  • #38
    railer201
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    Time for Specsavers


  • #39
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    railer201 wrote: »
    Who's to say there wasn't another side to this story ?

    Did the letterbox give consent?


  • #40
    learn_more
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    Special delivery


  • #41
    Satts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Satts


    Registered Post. The Sex Offenders Register.

    He probably thought it was a franking machine.


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  • #42
    dublinman1990
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,540 ✭✭✭dublinman1990


    I would have no sympathy for him. I feel weirded out by reading the story.


  • #43
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    how did he get his flute into the letter box.

    doesnt this present some logistical issue


  • #44
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Just thinking how funny it would be if someone caught him in the act while he was doing it. Suddenly I'm remembering that dressing room scene from Porkys.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcBQjqPXOD4


  • #45
    KingBrian2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,363 ✭✭✭KingBrian2


    It is pretty sick. The hygiene aspect of this is no laughing matter.


  • #46
    DanielODonnell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 652 ✭✭✭DanielODonnell


    I think sex drive is a genetic thing, I am an Ulsterman too and those ancient and medieval kings in Ulster were known for their breeding. Even in Ulster folklore there is references to a lot of sexual activity.

    I can see the appeal of doing that letterbox thing but sometimes you have to control yourself, the worst place I did it was a forest but it was a secluded forest that noone visits.


  • #47
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,760 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    how did he get his flute into the letter box.

    doesnt this present some logistical issue

    If it was post he would probably left it outside the door.

    Appropriate username btw.


  • #48
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,760 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    DanielODonnell wrote: »
    the worst place I did it was a forest but it was a secluded forest that noone visits.

    I'd say poor auld William Noone never went on his walk in the forest again after encountering that.


  • #49
    snowflaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    maybe he thought it was a glory hole?

    Ny letterbox would snap his cock off tho!


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