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What next? A postman shagging a letterbox!

byronbay2

You think you've heard it all, then you read this story ......

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/irish-postman-who-pleasured-himself-through-letterbox-caught-on-cctv-making-unwanted-delivery-35485886.html

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Erik Shin

The kind of delivery I'd like to make!

stimpson

In fairness, that is one sexy letterbox.

Kimbot

byronbay2 wrote: »

You think you've heard it all, then you read this story ......

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/irish-postman-who-pleasured-himself-through-letterbox-caught-on-cctv-making-unwanted-delivery-35485886.html

Well this one time.... at band camp :pac:

Thats just nasty, why on earth would ya do something like that

What a wanker!

Junk mail.

Spunk Mail

Old news. Plenty of threads on here about Parcelforce being w*nkers.

Hande hoche!

Parcelfarce.

[Deleted User]

Postman empties his sack.

Your Face

Northern Ireland.

railer201

He was just delivering a French letter.

byronbay2

Your Face wrote: »

Northern Ireland.

You think it's strictly a Northern Irish thing? I hope you're right. I'd hate to think of my poor, innocent letterbox being abused like that!

Cee-Jay-Cee

Ah sure these kind of things happen...

osarusan

Sure who hasn't been tempted by those soft silky bristles?

TerrorFirmer

selwyn froggitt wrote: »

Spunk Mail

Headline in one of the tabloids yesterday - "Postman Splat". :eek:

Your Face

byronbay2 wrote: »

You think it's strictly a Northern Irish thing? I hope you're right. I'd hate to think of my poor, innocent letterbox being abused like that!

It will probably give our own perverts ideas.

railer201

Who's to say there wasn't another side to this story ?

Kimbot

railer201 wrote: »

Who's to say there wasn't another side to this story ?

The letterbox came on to the postman? :pac:

The Domonator

The postman always knocks one out twice.

eigrod

I knew the Post Office were moving more towards a Banking model, but I didn't know that it is a sperm banking model they have in mind.

The_Kew_Tour

Those Protestants, up to no good as usual.

Riddle101

The postman cometh the letterbox, Or The postman cums and delivers.

MarkR

The postman always comes twice.

Water John

A round peg in a square hole.

railer201

jonnycivic wrote: »

The letterbox came on to the postman? :pac:

Deeper than that ? - bit of a long shot admittedly ! :pac:

everlast75

"A former Parcelforce driver has expressed “enormous shame and regret” after performing sex acts in the letterbox of a house in Northern Ireland over a six-month period"

That's just gross..

railer201

hint ...two sides to a letterbox

Sam Kade

He was last seen searching the dump for his lost love.

topper75

osarusan wrote: »

Sure who hasn't been tempted by those soft silky bristles?

I hear you! and that certain frisson of danger as you strain to maintain pressure against the stiff spring on that shiny brass flap.

The judge usually takes these things into account.

bonzodog2

stimpson wrote: »

In fairness, that is one sexy letterbox.

Letter box, file photo

...

He claimed that he had paid over £1,000 to replace the door, had employed the services of a cleaning doctor and that the CCTV had cost over £500 to install.

Its classy all right, but not the one!