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What next? A postman shagging a letterbox!

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  • #2
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    The kind of delivery I'd like to make!


  • #3
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    In fairness, that is one sexy letterbox.


  • #4
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 19,071 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    byronbay2 wrote: »
    You think you've heard it all, then you read this story ......

    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/irish-postman-who-pleasured-himself-through-letterbox-caught-on-cctv-making-unwanted-delivery-35485886.html

    Well this one time.... at band camp :pac:

    Thats just nasty, why on earth would ya do something like that :(


  • #5
    dickwod1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭dickwod1


    What a wanker!


  • #6
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Junk mail.


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  • #7
    selwyn froggitt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 487 ✭✭selwyn froggitt


    Spunk Mail


  • #8
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,329 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Old news. Plenty of threads on here about Parcelforce being w*nkers.


  • #9
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Parcelfarce.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Postman empties his sack.


  • #11
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Northern Ireland.


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  • #12
    railer201
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    He was just delivering a French letter. :D


  • #13
    byronbay2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭byronbay2


    Your Face wrote: »
    Northern Ireland.

    You think it's strictly a Northern Irish thing? I hope you're right. I'd hate to think of my poor, innocent letterbox being abused like that!


  • #14
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Ah sure these kind of things happen...


  • #15
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,059 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Sure who hasn't been tempted by those soft silky bristles?


  • #16
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    selwyn froggitt wrote: »
    Spunk Mail

    Headline in one of the tabloids yesterday - "Postman Splat". :eek:


  • #17
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    byronbay2 wrote: »
    You think it's strictly a Northern Irish thing? I hope you're right. I'd hate to think of my poor, innocent letterbox being abused like that!

    It will probably give our own perverts ideas.


  • #18
    railer201
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    Who's to say there wasn't another side to this story ?


  • #19
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 19,071 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    railer201 wrote: »
    Who's to say there wasn't another side to this story ?

    The letterbox came on to the postman? :pac:


  • #20
    The Domonator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭The Domonator


    The postman always knocks one out twice.


  • #21
    eigrod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,358 ✭✭✭eigrod


    I knew the Post Office were moving more towards a Banking model, but I didn't know that it is a sperm banking model they have in mind.


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  • #22
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,031 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Those Protestants, up to no good as usual.

    EVENFLOW



  • #23
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,669 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    The postman cometh the letterbox, Or The postman cums and delivers.


  • #24
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,397 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    The postman always comes twice.


  • #25
    Water John
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,994 ✭✭✭✭Water John


    A round peg in a square hole.


  • #26
    railer201
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    jonnycivic wrote: »
    The letterbox came on to the postman? :pac:

    Deeper than that ? - bit of a long shot admittedly ! :pac:


  • #27
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,023 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    "A former Parcelforce driver has expressed “enormous shame and regret” after performing sex acts in the letterbox of a house in Northern Ireland over a six-month period"

    That's just gross..

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #28
    railer201
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    hint ...two sides to a letterbox ;)


  • #29
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    He was last seen searching the dump for his lost love.


  • #30
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    osarusan wrote: »
    Sure who hasn't been tempted by those soft silky bristles?

    I hear you! and that certain frisson of danger as you strain to maintain pressure against the stiff spring on that shiny brass flap.

    The judge usually takes these things into account.


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  • #31
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,366 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    stimpson wrote: »
    In fairness, that is one sexy letterbox.
    Letter box, file photo

    ...


    He claimed that he had paid over £1,000 to replace the door, had employed the services of a cleaning doctor and that the CCTV had cost over £500 to install.

    Its classy all right, but not the one!


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