What next? A postman shagging a letterbox!

railer201 · 27-02-2017 03:11PM

Had it been an inside job, he would have probably got away with it.

gramar · 27-02-2017 03:38PM

jonnycivic wrote: »

The letterbox came on to the postman? :pac:

Well, it is a letterbox it has a hole and a flap so.....I blame the letterbox.

jameorahiely · 27-02-2017 03:42PM

What's next? Somebody will be murdered, and then where are we? Drive by shootings in the night, it'll be like Boys in the Hood. And then they'll have hoes selling their wares in the middle of the street and the pimps will be using crack cocaine to keep the whores under control--'

JackTaylorFan · 27-02-2017 03:57PM

I wonder if he tried the catflap around the back - or was the rear entry strictly off the table?

valoren · 27-02-2017 03:58PM

Door Knob.

Knock knock open wide see whats on the other side knock knock any more cum with me through the magic door.

marklazarcovic · 27-02-2017 04:15PM

not even a postie,misleading. i routinely get asked to "just push it through the box if im not in"..

railer201 · 28-02-2017 10:12AM

Time for Specsavers

Canis Lupus · 28-02-2017 11:26AM

railer201 wrote: »

Who's to say there wasn't another side to this story ?

Did the letterbox give consent?

learn_more · 28-02-2017 01:01PM

Special delivery

Satts · 28-02-2017 04:07PM

Registered Post. The Sex Offenders Register.

He probably thought it was a franking machine.

dublinman1990 · 28-02-2017 07:19PM

I would have no sympathy for him. I feel weirded out by reading the story.

Hector Bellend · 28-02-2017 07:56PM

how did he get his flute into the letter box.

doesnt this present some logistical issue

Riddle101 · 28-02-2017 09:37PM

Just thinking how funny it would be if someone caught him in the act while he was doing it. Suddenly I'm remembering that dressing room scene from Porkys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcBQjqPXOD4

KingBrian2 · 28-02-2017 09:41PM

It is pretty sick. The hygiene aspect of this is no laughing matter.

DanielODonnell · 28-02-2017 10:28PM

I think sex drive is a genetic thing, I am an Ulsterman too and those ancient and medieval kings in Ulster were known for their breeding. Even in Ulster folklore there is references to a lot of sexual activity.

I can see the appeal of doing that letterbox thing but sometimes you have to control yourself, the worst place I did it was a forest but it was a secluded forest that noone visits.

thesandeman · 28-02-2017 10:28PM

Hector Bellend wrote: »

how did he get his flute into the letter box.

doesnt this present some logistical issue

If it was post he would probably left it outside the door.

Appropriate username btw.

thesandeman · 28-02-2017 10:35PM

DanielODonnell wrote: »

the worst place I did it was a forest but it was a secluded forest that noone visits.

I'd say poor auld William Noone never went on his walk in the forest again after encountering that.

snowflaker · 28-02-2017 10:39PM

maybe he thought it was a glory hole?

Ny letterbox would snap his cock off tho!

What next? A postman shagging a letterbox!

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