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Sticky: Things that are sticky (STICKY)

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    napalm :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 Willy


    A big sticky penis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    The banning stick when near muppets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    knob cheese?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    seamen


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    spunk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    things associated with me!
    long story...

    jam!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    seamen/spunk are associated with you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    my initials are RG, a nickname of mine, is "Rachel Good, good in bed" (done in bond style), there are stains on my ceiling that I don't know how they got there and don't make me tell you the blanket story!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    stalkers


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    please m'am, may i have the blanket story :D


    ... :v:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    Le Rack wrote:
    my initials are RG, a nickname of mine, is "Rachel Good, good in bed" (done in bond style), there are stains on my ceiling that I don't know how they got there and don't make me tell you the blanket story!

    blanket story?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no not the blanket story...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    yes, yes the blanket story

    /sits forward attentively



    Darts are sticky.. especially in humans.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    maybe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    fine.
    me and boyf are lying on bed, arm in arm, friends are there too, we are stil fully engaged in the convo. We kis a little, and some friends decide to throw a blanket over us. We decide to take advantage of the "privacy". so with my arm arched over him I use the other arm to ye know, thinking no one could tell cuz of the angel of my arm. Little do we know they have gotten a video phone out cuz apparently you can fully see whats happening. Other friends come back in, on watching the video this was the dialogue

    "Why is the screen all blue?"
    "It's a blanket"
    "Why is the blanket moving?.....ooh...... Euw!"

    All the time my three year old brother had also been running in and out of the room!

    Then another friend, an ex of mine, decides to jump on us, so does a full body slam on us nearly breaking my boyf's cock, and that is the blanket story...

    There's worse...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Le Racks BLanket/boyfriend/ceiling :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Cough*quilt,t-shirt,coat...*cough


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Le Racks BLanket/boyfriend/ceiling :v:
    also, ex-boyf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Too splurgy for ya?

    slurg is stickey ¬_¬


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    god no! apparently the relationship wasn't going anywhere, after two weeks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,124 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Situations can be sticky. See above.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    That is perhaps the ultimate definition of a sticky situation.
    Another thing that is sticky is a couch. Of leather. With a couple on it. Sweat. Leather's natural stickiness. And everything else you might expect. (See Rack's story.)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 danny101


    some strange substance i found on me car


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    was it the back seat of oyur car???


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,729 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tree


    sputum is sticky. a good sample should stick to teh side of little container the doc gives you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    dare I ask what sputum is?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Le Rack wrote:
    dare I ask what sputum is?
    Too late you've already eaten some :v:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    okay, yeah it was like sticky toffee, so it definately qualifies for this theread


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,729 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tree


    sputum is phlegm, but only a really good deep down purulent sample will stick well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ha, okay, was so thinking something else... but I've swallowed that too... not... nevermind...


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Le Rack wrote:
    ha, okay, was so thinking something else... but I've swallowed that too... not... nevermind...
    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I didn't swallow that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    What exacly did you swallow that was like sticky toffee?
    (I'm guessing snot... ANything else your dirty mind could conjure is NOTHING like sticky toffee... Sticky, yes, toffee, no...)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    sticky-moula-btn.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I never said it tasted like toffee...
    I once licked blood of a boys face cuz I punched him and gave him a black eye and cut.... that got sticky...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Post abortion clean up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    I woke up stuck to my sheets once. Any idea's why?
    On an unrelated note,i had the strangest dream about noddy the other night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    Pritt Stick: The Non-Sticky Sticky Stuff(tm).


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Rustar


    Certain types of wickets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭cotwold


    Situation:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,124 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Cinema floors.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭*Lolly*


    Eyeshadow Cream:p


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Those times when you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar. And by cookie jar I mean woman. Yeah.

    Sticky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Caulobacter crescentus is the stickiest thing known to man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,335 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Octopus tentacles. profitaroles. Garbage juice. that red squeezy stuff that people put on ice cream that makes it look like a tasty and wholesome gaping wound. Pus. dead jellyfish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    The hands of a grubby five-year-old with too many fruit gums.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The hands of a grubby five-year-old with too many fruit gums.

    Thats worrying ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    How so?


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