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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A 3,791


    Q. Why did those crazy people stop carving out the Moai? Was it industrial action? Did they have no partnership for prosperity agreements on Easter Island back in the day?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: the aliens came back and took their tools away!

    Q: Why are you such a stud muffin!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. yes and no

    Q. why does clownbags circle thingy always say he's offline? When infact sometimes he's online!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A. because I deposit money in various boardsies paypal accounts when they say something nice about me.

    EDIT: Because I'm an invisible Clown and you never quite know when clown bag is watching you!


    Q. by how many points will Liverpool win the premiership this season?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: 9

    Q: why is steve g so damn hot? oh yeah and such a good footballer!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A. because he can afford to pay much more people than I can through paypal when they say he's hot.

    Q. I'm an atheist but yet Robbie Fowler is God. how does that work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: cuz you obviously know who to have faith in!

    Q: why are liverpool the best team ever?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. They aren't! :eek:

    Q. Why is a shoe called a shoe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A. its a long story and too complicated to go into here.


    Q. where the hell is coolsmileygirl and my ciggys. I sent out all the young men in the village to find her hours ago and she still hasn't showed up........oh wait


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. I think you already know then! :p

    Q. Why would you choose to send all the men after her?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A. to get my smokes I sent her for hours ago.

    Q. shaved or natural bush :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: neither, nicely trimmed!

    Q: where you live ill bring ya ciggys? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A. *over here*

    Q. by ciggys did you mean sexual favours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: that could be illegal!

    Q: where scraggs??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A. chained to my bed eating flogs

    Q. how do I stop scraggs running away if I take the chains off.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. You can't

    Q. Why can't hogwarts be a real school? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    haha takola go tin the way!

    A: give her something worth staying for ;)



    Q: lights on or off?


    A: because!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: either really.

    Q: In or outdoors?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: which ever takes my fancy at the time!

    A: foreplay or no?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: of course.. and lots of it!

    Q: morning or night preferred?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Either or both

    Q. Does size matter?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: (guys perspective on girls) not really, but a handful is nice.

    Q: Looks or personality foremost?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A. minimum 6 hours foreplay followed by 15 seconds of sex

    edit: damn you old man.......personality ftw.


    Q. top or bottom


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A:always better in the morning.. nothing like being woken up, or waking someone up with a smile!

    A: its not the size of the ship its the captain!

    A: both and sideways

    Q: singles or mutliples?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: More is always better

    Q: On top or not?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: said both already! and sideways


    Q: how rude we gonna go?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A. as rude as you take us as usual.

    Q. where's lusty lady and is her absense the only thing keeping this thread turning into a porn fest


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: more likely everyones waiting for someone else to test the waters

    Q: Why didnt I remember to go on SAturday!! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: cuz you would of been scared...

    Q: rough and hard or slow and tender??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: depends on the mood

    Q: One night stands, ever?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Depends on what i'm after at the time

    Q. Your favourite Aphrodisiac?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A. have been known to but not lately

    edit: do sandra bullock pics count as Aphrodisiacs?

    Q. jules or takola


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: yes a few

    A: kissing.. dont need anything else to get me going!!

    A: takola everytime!

    Q: kissing good thing or waste of time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: very good thing

    Q: cuddling.. some or lots?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Lots

    Q. Lots of tongue or little?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: not too much

    Q: kissing the neck? turn on or not


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A. lots
    edit: ffs :(

    Q. are we going to have any non-sexual questions again in this thread or will jules just stamp out any non-sexual talk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: at night for a while but like my space

    A: depends dont like it rammed down my throat but a if ya do it right... a little can do alot for ya!

    Q: PDA's good or bad?

    you got it in one CB!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Yes. But you lot ignored my non sexual questions!

    Q. What ya up to other than this?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: good.. but cause I want one!!

    Q: money.. important or not?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Kaiser2000 wrote:
    A: not too much

    Q: kissing the neck? turn on or not


    oh my god hugh hugh turn on!!!!!

    ok everyone stop have to catch up everyone is getting too excited


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: money is not important to me at all....

    Q: nights in or nights out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: both.. nothing better sometimes than a DVD and a curry

    Q: wine or beer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: both , depends on the mood!

    Q: sense of humour... important?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: very

    Q: older or younger?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: take the 5th

    Q: long days in bed... short hops in and out?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: long days

    Q: England or America


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: America

    Q: have you been reading this thread?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. No

    Q. What have I missed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,934 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: me of course!

    Q: all rested?


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