Q & A Thread

A: cuz you would of been scared...

Q: rough and hard or slow and tender??

A: more likely everyones waiting for someone else to test the waters

Q: Why didnt I remember to go on SAturday!!

A. as rude as you take us as usual.

Q. where's lusty lady and is her absense the only thing keeping this thread turning into a porn fest

A: said both already! and sideways

Q: how rude we gonna go?

A: More is always better

Q: On top or not?

A:always better in the morning.. nothing like being woken up, or waking someone up with a smile!

A: its not the size of the ship its the captain!

A: both and sideways

Q: singles or mutliples?

A. minimum 6 hours foreplay followed by 15 seconds of sex

edit: damn you old man.......personality ftw.

Q. top or bottom

A: (guys perspective on girls) not really, but a handful is nice.

Q: Looks or personality foremost?

A. Either or both

Q. Does size matter?

A: of course.. and lots of it!

Q: morning or night preferred?

A: which ever takes my fancy at the time!

A: foreplay or no?

A: either really.

Q: In or outdoors?

haha takola go tin the way!

A: give her something worth staying for

Q: lights on or off?

A: because!

A. You can't

Q. Why can't hogwarts be a real school?

A. chained to my bed eating flogs

Q. how do I stop scraggs running away if I take the chains off.

A: that could be illegal!

Q: where scraggs??

A. *over here*

Q. by ciggys did you mean sexual favours.

A: neither, nicely trimmed!

Q: where you live ill bring ya ciggys?

A. to get my smokes I sent her for hours ago.

Q. shaved or natural bush :eek:

A. I think you already know then!

Q. Why would you choose to send all the men after her?

A. its a long story and too complicated to go into here.

Q. where the hell is coolsmileygirl and my ciggys. I sent out all the young men in the village to find her hours ago and she still hasn't showed up........oh wait

A. They aren't! :eek:

Q. Why is a shoe called a shoe?

A: cuz you obviously know who to have faith in!

Q: why are liverpool the best team ever?

A. because he can afford to pay much more people than I can through paypal when they say he's hot.

Q. I'm an atheist but yet Robbie Fowler is God. how does that work?

A: 9

Q: why is steve g so damn hot? oh yeah and such a good footballer!

A. because I deposit money in various boardsies paypal accounts when they say something nice about me.

EDIT: Because I'm an invisible Clown and you never quite know when clown bag is watching you!

Q. by how many points will Liverpool win the premiership this season?

Doomspell

A. yes and no

Q. why does clownbags circle thingy always say he's offline? When infact sometimes he's online!

A: the aliens came back and took their tools away!

Q: Why are you such a stud muffin!

A 3,791

Q. Why did those crazy people stop carving out the Moai? Was it industrial action? Did they have no partnership for prosperity agreements on Easter Island back in the day?