Q & A Thread

Scraggs

A. The queue is very long.


Q. What brand does C-bag smoke?

Dirk Gently

A. I'm a typical skanger Jackine bastard I'm afraid. 10 johnny blues please.


Q. Does scraggs really smell like flogs and is there any way that sgraggs might possibly be any more perfect. Are you a perfect 10 or just a respectful 9.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ?

Scraggs

A. Yes, thats for Scraggs to know and you to find out. Watch this space.

Q. What space is she on about?

Dirk Gently

A. The space she left in her post to be edited at a later date in which to post the answer.

Q. I'm really worried about coolsmileygirl. She hasn’t come back from the shops yet. Should I send out a search party made up of local *volunteers?



*horndogs

Jules

A: to find the local *volunteers, you would first have to find CSG!

Q: How do you get the fig into the figrole?

Kojak

A: The use aliens (see the TV ad)

Q: Who is the richest man in Ireland (Aside from Kojak, that is )

Jules

A: Tony O'Reilly

Q: What does Kojak like?

Kojak

A: In Atari Jaguar Land.

Q: Will Pat Kenny ever stop being a plank?

Jules

me thinks it is a rhetorical question!

A: of course not you plank!

Q: Am i addicted to TCN?

Kojak

A: Yes.

Q: Am I?? :eek:

Jules

A: damn skippy!!!

Q: when will the world end?

Kojak

A: When George Bush finally puts his finger in the button.

Q: Is Bertie great/rubbish?

Jules

A: rubbish.... every other party has fk'ed up the country why not give sinn fein a go... that cant do much worse!

Q: is it just gonna be you and me back and forth all night>

Kojak

A: Quiet possibly unless one of either logs off or goes somewhere else.

Q: Is Charlie Bird the most annoying pr1ck in Ireland?

Jules

A: no i could think of one or two people on here that could fit that description!

Q: Why?

Kojak

A: He believes that his opinion/view is more important than others. Like when the riots were happening in Dublin, he was on the edge of it, yet got 15 minutes on the news about how someone tore a button off his shirt.

(Back to TCN silliness, Political rant over)

Q: Where have all the flowers gone?

boneless

A)They drowned in the sexy mud.


Q) Why is mud sexy?

Kojak

A: Its only sexy when 2 women are fighting in it.

Q: What is the population of New Guinea?

Doomspell

A. 5,545,268 (god google is great!)

Q. why is google so great?

Jules

A: Google TechnologyThe technology behind Google's great results. As a Google user, you're familiar with the speed and ... Why Google's patented PigeonRank™ works so well ...

Q: what is the population of easter island?

Dirk Gently

A 3,791


Q. Why did those crazy people stop carving out the Moai? Was it industrial action? Did they have no partnership for prosperity agreements on Easter Island back in the day?

Jules

A: the aliens came back and took their tools away!

Q: Why are you such a stud muffin!

Doomspell

A. yes and no

Q. why does clownbags circle thingy always say he's offline? When infact sometimes he's online!

Dirk Gently

A. because I deposit money in various boardsies paypal accounts when they say something nice about me.

EDIT: Because I'm an invisible Clown and you never quite know when clown bag is watching you!


Q. by how many points will Liverpool win the premiership this season?

Jules

A: 9

Q: why is steve g so damn hot? oh yeah and such a good footballer!

Dirk Gently

A. because he can afford to pay much more people than I can through paypal when they say he's hot.

Q. I'm an atheist but yet Robbie Fowler is God. how does that work?

Jules

A: cuz you obviously know who to have faith in!

Q: why are liverpool the best team ever?

takola

A. They aren't! :eek:

Q. Why is a shoe called a shoe?

Dirk Gently

A. its a long story and too complicated to go into here.


Q. where the hell is coolsmileygirl and my ciggys. I sent out all the young men in the village to find her hours ago and she still hasn't showed up........oh wait

takola

A. I think you already know then!

Q. Why would you choose to send all the men after her?