Q & A Thread

Dirk Gently

A. lots of pillows

*No I meant Prescott. have loved him since he decked that bloke with the mullet.

Q. are new labour really just old Tories?

Lust4Life

Answering question with a question!
You're asking an American about Torries?

Kojak

A: Apparently he is (I though you were an Irish ex-pat )

Q: What kind of car do you drive (If any)?

Jules

A: depends on which one i can get my hands on first!

Q: what do you do for a living?

Kojak

A: Engineer (Well when I get a job anyway)

Q: And you?

Jules

A: veterinary nurse

Q: have you ever met someone through the internet?

Kojak

A: One or two.

Q: Seeing as your a vetinary nurse, what's the most unusual animal you have come across in your line of work?

Jules

A: a bearded dragon

Q: how old are you?

Kojak

A: 64 - I'll be able to get the pension next year.

Really, I'm 21

Q: Why is it that you can drive a car in America when you are 16 yet cannot drink until your 21?

county

A.because any mug can drive an automatic
Q.death penalty,yes or no

Lust4Life

A. Yes. But do it quickly. Don't let them sit in prison and play on people's sympathies.

Q: Favouritest Holiday?

county

A,hopefully will be in two weeks,off to miami and then the carribeann
Q.left handed or right handed?

Jules

A: ambidextrous

Q: who is your favourite person in the world?

Lust4Life

A. My son.

Q: Seen any stupid pet tricks today?

Jules

A: nope heading into work now so will let you know later

Q: if there was one person in the world you would be willing to cheat on your partner with, who would it be and why?

Lust4Life

A. Nurse Kevin! He's Hawt!
Nah, just kidding. It would have to be someone pretty damned special. Hubby takes pretty good care of me.

Q: Long hair or short hair? which do you prefer?

Jules

A: depends on the guy

Q: whos nurse kevin!!??

Lust4Life

Nurse Kevin works in the Emergency Room. Looks REAL good in scrubs! (They show off his assetts too!:p ) Mostly a weekend nurse, but he was there most shifts I worked this week as well. Tall, Blonde, blue eyes, great smile. Hawt.


EDIT:

Q: Quick! What are the numbers on your bank card!?

Kojak

A: ******** (Only the privileged may see them correctly )

Q: Why the hell does it rain so much?

Jules

A: cause things are nice then they're wet!

Q: 'The rain on Spain falls mainly on the Plain', Why?

Kojak

A: because of alliteration

Q: What was your most hated subject in school?

Lust4Life

A: Phys Ed. Although leroy Schoenauer had really great legs so it was worth going.


Q: What was that Bank Card number again? PM it to me so I get it right.;)

Jules

A: 543895615894658

Q: Do you think we are that stupid L4L?


nods in agreement.. yes, yes we are!

Kojak

A: She must, and you have proven her point by giving out that code.

Q: Never mind about if you had to move for work sake but Would you prefer to live in an urban/rural environment?

smash

A: Urban.I love the city!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road?

Jules

A: duh because the square root of 144 is 12!
thought everyone knew that!

Q: size matters?

Kojak

A: NO I didn't see that show. (ON channel 4 a few weeks ago)

Q: Whats the worst joke you ever heard?

takola

A. A traveller goes to the doctor and says he would like put his ten year old daughter on the pill. Doctor asks him, "is she sexually active?". He replies "No she just lies there like her mother". It's disgusting!!!!! :mad:

Q. What time do you finish work?

smash

A: 4.00

Q: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Jules

A: 8.30pm

Q: did anyone else as shocked as i am that joke came outta takolas computer!