Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

haveringchick · 25-02-2016 7:10pm

gutenberg wrote: »

I know. I was just completely confused as to how she thought XXXIV equals 14/2014?!

Unless she wants to say Charlie was born on June 2nd when she was 34?

coolhull · 26-02-2016 12:42pm

This election throws up some odd posts

"Jone Burton and Ristart Bruton, r dey sister n brudder ?"

Oh yeah, sure they share the same surname, don't they?

pc7 · 26-02-2016 12:43pm

coolhull wrote: »

This election throws up some odd posts

"Jone Burton and Ristart Bruton, r dey sister n brudder ?"

Oh yeah, sure they share the same surname, don't they?

Right to vote should be removed from that person :eek:

siblers · 26-02-2016 6:22pm

€200 Penny vouchers doing the rounds on Facebook now, what a time to be alive.

RainyDay · 26-02-2016 9:51pm

siblers wrote: »

€200 Penny vouchers doing the rounds on Facebook now, what a time to be alive.

Pennneys on the one I've seen.

siblers · 27-02-2016 12:00am

RainyDay wrote: »

Pennneys on the one I've seen.

That's the one, if you click on the link it goes straight into a spam site. Couldn't be more obvious that it's fake, yet people still think it's real :pac:

mansize · 27-02-2016 3:06am

siblers wrote: »

€200 Penny vouchers doing the rounds on Facebook now, what a time to be alive.

Ah hon, that will keep Ronaldo n Britney in nu gear!!! Der wast ov space da dunt giv me nutting

I'll clebr8 wiv spice bag wiv me girlos!!!

dee_mc · 27-02-2016 4:41pm

'OMG, you guys are relationship goals'
(reaction to fairly bland 'couple attending wedding' selfie)

MonkstownHoop · 27-02-2016 8:00pm

dee_mc wrote: »

'OMG, you guys are relationship goals'
(reaction to fairly bland 'couple attending wedding' selfie)

That person needs ending

TG1 · 27-02-2016 8:09pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

That person needs ending

They really do....

One of my friends posted one of those photo memory things with the caption "Awh, back in the day guys!!"
It's a post from one year ago.....

Owryan · 27-02-2016 10:59pm

loving the outrage this election is causing:

I SWESR THE IRISH ARE TICK STUPID DUM BASTARDS VOTING FOR THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY AND VOTING FOR FF AND VOTING FOR FG IT JUST SHOWS THAT THE IRISH ARE TICK BASTARDS I TAUGHT THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND WANTED CHANGE WELL WE WONT BE GETHING ANY CHANGE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR OUR WATER METERS NOW I SWEAR TO GOD THE IRISH ARE DUM TICK BASTARDS WHY DID WE MARCH IN DUBLIN PEACEFUL PROTEST MY BOLLOX ALL A WASTE OF TIME NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR WATER AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELASE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR NOW BECAUSE OF STUPID IRISH DUM BASTARDS WELL **** PEACEFUL PROTESTS ITS TIME TI BURN THEM BASTARDS OUT OF LENISTER HOUSE NO MORE PEACEFUL PROTESTS AND **** THE TICK IRISH DUM BASTARDS FOR VOTING FOR SCUM FF FG AND THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY

Calling people "dum" and "tick" when he can't even spell

Ted_YNWA · 27-02-2016 11:03pm

What are the chances that they exercised their constitutional right to vote?

Owryan · 27-02-2016 11:07pm

probably spoilt it without even realising.

coolhull · 27-02-2016 11:08pm

Owryan wrote: »

loving the outrage this election is causing:

I SWESR THE IRISH ARE TICK STUPID DUM BASTARDS VOTING FOR THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY AND VOTING FOR FF AND VOTING FOR FG IT JUST SHOWS THAT THE IRISH ARE TICK BASTARDS I TAUGHT THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND WANTED CHANGE WELL WE WONT BE GETHING ANY CHANGE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR OUR WATER METERS NOW I SWEAR TO GOD THE IRISH ARE DUM TICK BASTARDS WHY DID WE MARCH IN DUBLIN PEACEFUL PROTEST MY BOLLOX ALL A WASTE OF TIME NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR WATER AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELASE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR NOW BECAUSE OF STUPID IRISH DUM BASTARDS WELL **** PEACEFUL PROTESTS ITS TIME TI BURN THEM BASTARDS OUT OF LENISTER HOUSE NO MORE PEACEFUL PROTESTS AND **** THE TICK IRISH DUM BASTARDS FOR VOTING FOR SCUM FF FG AND THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY

Calling people "dum" and "tick" when he can't even spell

I don't know why, but I'm sensing that this fellah doesn't respect us any more? Oh, well.....:rolleyes:

PopePalpatine · 27-02-2016 11:19pm

Owryan wrote: »

loving the outrage this election is causing:

I SWESR THE IRISH ARE TICK STUPID DUM BASTARDS VOTING FOR THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY AND VOTING FOR FF AND VOTING FOR FG IT JUST SHOWS THAT THE IRISH ARE TICK BASTARDS I TAUGHT THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND WANTED CHANGE WELL WE WONT BE GETHING ANY CHANGE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR OUR WATER METERS NOW I SWEAR TO GOD THE IRISH ARE DUM TICK BASTARDS WHY DID WE MARCH IN DUBLIN PEACEFUL PROTEST MY BOLLOX ALL A WASTE OF TIME NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR WATER AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELASE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR NOW BECAUSE OF STUPID IRISH DUM BASTARDS WELL **** PEACEFUL PROTESTS ITS TIME TI BURN THEM BASTARDS OUT OF LENISTER HOUSE NO MORE PEACEFUL PROTESTS AND **** THE TICK IRISH DUM BASTARDS FOR VOTING FOR SCUM FF FG AND THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY

Calling people "dum" and "tick" when he can't even spell

Or use punctuation. :pac:

dee_mc · 27-02-2016 11:52pm

http://lovindublin.com/ge16/this-candidate-got-trashed-in-the-polls-and-responded-with-a-sensational-rant-on-facebook
I'm sensing dissatisfaction with the result?!

thesandeman · 28-02-2016 12:50am

Owryan wrote: »

probably spoilt it without even realising.

Probably can't count to 1

nikpmup · 28-02-2016 11:07am

Motivational post from a beauty blogger; it seems by wearing mascara I'm not pro-traying myself accurately

"Outfit of the day with no makeup, I'm leaving the skin breath in this beautiful weather, just wearing an spf. You don't have to wear makeup everyday, be comfortable in your own skin, this is real life, don't believe everyone looks great all the time because they don't, they just pro tray that. Be your own person, be kind, hope you all have a great day ❤️❤️"

RhubarbCrumble · 28-02-2016 11:21am

nikpmup wrote: »

Motivational post from a beauty blogger; it seems by wearing mascara I'm not pro-traying myself accurately

"Outfit of the day with no makeup, I'm leaving the skin breath in this beautiful weather, just wearing an spf. You don't have to wear makeup everyday, be comfortable in your own skin, this is real life, don't believe everyone looks great all the time because they don't, they just pro tray that. Be your own person, be kind, hope you all have a great day ❤️❤️"

@nikpmup, would you mind pming me as to who that is. I have my suspicions . . . . .

Neil Issagum · 28-02-2016 10:34pm

Owryan wrote: »

loving the outrage this election is causing:

I SWESR THE IRISH ARE TICK STUPID DUM BASTARDS VOTING FOR THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY AND VOTING FOR FF AND VOTING FOR FG IT JUST SHOWS THAT THE IRISH ARE TICK BASTARDS I TAUGHT THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND WANTED CHANGE WELL WE WONT BE GETHING ANY CHANGE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR OUR WATER METERS NOW I SWEAR TO GOD THE IRISH ARE DUM TICK BASTARDS WHY DID WE MARCH IN DUBLIN PEACEFUL PROTEST MY BOLLOX ALL A WASTE OF TIME NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR WATER AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELASE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR NOW BECAUSE OF STUPID IRISH DUM BASTARDS WELL **** PEACEFUL PROTESTS ITS TIME TI BURN THEM BASTARDS OUT OF LENISTER HOUSE NO MORE PEACEFUL PROTESTS AND **** THE TICK IRISH DUM BASTARDS FOR VOTING FOR SCUM FF FG AND THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY

Calling people "dum" and "tick" when he can't even spell

"I hate politics and **** but looking at results the counts of the votes there are some really fuking stupid people in Ireland"

Nowhere near as bad as the one above but this fella is 25 and never had a job. Lives in a 3 bed house with the girlfriend who's also never worked and 2 kids. It really grates on me how he calls the electorate 'stupid' yet they're the ones who've enabled him to have this comfortable lifestyle without ever contributing to society

Owryan · 28-02-2016 11:28pm

Neil Issagum wrote: »

"I hate politics and **** but looking at results the counts of the votes there are some really fuking stupid people in Ireland"

Nowhere near as bad as the one above but this fella is 25 and never had a job. Lives in a 3 bed house with the girlfriend who's also never worked and 2 kids. It really grates on me how he calls the electorate 'stupid' yet they're the ones who've enabled him to have this comfortable lifestyle without ever contributing to society

noticed that myself, the angriest people seem to be those who are being supported by society. Probably afraid a party that will try get them off their arses rather than one that will continue to fund them will get into power

mahoganygas · 29-02-2016 3:24pm

Ted_YNWA wrote:

What are the chances that they exercised their constitutional right to vote?

What are the chances he queued for a free McDonald's breakfast but didn't bother to vote?

The Randy Riverbeast · 02-03-2016 7:55pm

"Still in shock the travaling to limrick was well worth it, officially will be going to the UAE to be a teacher in Augest"

stinkle · 02-03-2016 8:10pm

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

"Still in shock the travaling to limrick was well worth it, officially will be going to the UAE to be a teacher in Augest"

Teacher of English, I hope. Lucky UAE!

colm_mcm · 02-03-2016 9:01pm

Maybe Augest is a village in UAE

Caoimhgh1n · 02-03-2016 9:35pm

colm_mcm wrote: »

Maybe Augest is a village in UAE

And so is Limrick. :P

JumpShivers · 03-03-2016 1:51am

"This country fkn cruput everybody looked up in every prison in ireland CANT VOTE . every patient in evrry hospitle in ireland CANT VOTE . hospices in ireland CANT VOTE the homeless CANT VOTE no adress . And then everyone who didn register CANT VOTE . so all them Votes which is thousands are keeping them in .... CRUPUT .. the government wount allow ppl in prison to vote they no wat their doing ."

gutenberg · 03-03-2016 10:21pm

Friend posted an anti-Bernie Sanders meme:

"No one who works 40 hours a week should live in poverty..." "Then stop giving their money to people who work zero hours a week."

It was shared via this charming 'one of the top 100 conservative websites in 2015' site.

This person is 1) Irish and so cannot vote in the States, and 2) works as an 'investment analyst' for a company specialising in offshore banking and accounts. Jeez...

RainyDay · 03-03-2016 11:26pm

gutenberg wrote: »

It was shared via this charming 'one of the top 100 conservative websites in 2015' site.

Christ, that's scary. There was some venomous stuff floating round social media over the election weekend, but these nasty guys leave our nasty guys in the shade.

yellowlabrador · 04-03-2016 11:05am

A couple of decades ago, I had two small children and later one more, I spent my time trying to prevent them ever eating anything with an E in it, any artificial sweetener, flavouring , preservative or any ingredient I could not understand eg - no gums, no smarties, no m&m's or the likes , no jellies, no fizzy orange drinks, no Coke, no packet desserts etc etc, I made my own stuff when I could. Now 38ish years later, the big powers that be in Mars etc. are proudly promising to remove all artificial colouring, flavouring etc from their products including M&M's and jellies which to the best of my knowledge contain petroleum! It's been established that the ingredients are linked to severe illnesses in children . People at the time thought I was 'fussy'. But ...........
maybe I was smart!

give her a round of applause

kunst nugget · 04-03-2016 11:10am

yellowlabrador wrote: »

give her a round of applause

Maybe she's smart or maybe she is a chemophobe and the reason that Mars are removing these ingredients is not because they are unsafe but to appease people like herself.

wonski · 04-03-2016 11:35am

A large number of Mars bars were recalled recently due to contamination (small pieces of plastic iirc), she did see it coming:D

You can make plastic from petroleum so there is a connection...

I love when people write "to the best of my knowledge" or "it's been established" to make it look more "real".

coolhull · 04-03-2016 12:51pm

wonski wrote: »

I love when people write "to the best of my knowledge" or "it's been established" to make it look more "real".

Or even better, " It's true, I read it in yesterday's 'Sun'. So how can you argue with that? "

Maximus Alexander · 04-03-2016 1:30pm

fima wrote: »

Today I have really learned who's who and who real and who's fake no one talks about my kids people makes me kids from diff fathers n I'm like am hellloooo no one can talk about no one so il move on n get over it n people enough is enough the only ones are really there for us at the end of the day is My family so I'm not gonna leave no one slag r harm um il die first ha 2faced ***** a face for every one sure I didn't even get started yet no one talk about my kids no matter who u are cause that wud b the biggest mistake u made ur choice never again wud I go back time to look forward to the future with my 3 beautiful kids and I'm call a siko path lol I'm sorry I didn't listen from the start who breaks a window none ur at a funeral wake up call everything is kicking in I'm just waiting for anyone to start me I have enough of the lot so it's a real good bye dis time loves my family n babies just try me u don't no me haha n ye called us rats people in glass houses can't afford to through stones I don't need to read any one I wud say it to ur face not a bother y fall to away to nothing over some one now it's time to go back to the old NAME well better life wars done is done n wats said is said no going back don't talk about my kids r family

Today I have really learned who is who, who is real and who is fake. No one talks about my kids. People claim my kids are from different fathers and to them I say "Uhm, hellloooo, no one can talk about anyone!"

So, I shall move on and get over it. People, enough is enough, the only ones who are really there for me, at the end of the day, are my family. I'm not going to allow anyone to insult or harm them, I will die first! Ha, two-faced mawks; a face for every one!

I have not even begun yet. Nobody must speak about my kids, no matter who you are, because that would be the biggest mistake you ever made. Your choice! Never again would I go back in time, to look forward to the future with my three beautiful kids, yet I am called a psychopath. I chortle! I am sorry that I did not pay heed from the start; who breaks a window? Nobody, you are at a funeral!

It is a wake up call, everything is kicking in. I am merely waiting for somebody to start me. I have had enough of each of you! So, it is a real goodbye this time. I love my family and my babies, just try me! You do not know me, ha! Yet you called us rats!

Those in glass houses cannot afford to throw stones! I do not need to read what anyone has to say, I would say it to your face without bother! Why fall away to nothing over someone? Now the time has come to revert to my former self; a better life! What is done is done and what is said is said. There is no going back; do not talk about my kids or family!

I just couldn't leave it like that.

JustShon · 04-03-2016 1:36pm

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Today I have really learned who is who, who is real and who is fake. No one talks about my kids. People claim my kids are from different fathers and to them I say "Uhm, hellloooo, no one can talk about anyone!"

So, I shall move on and get over it. People, enough is enough, the only ones who are really there for me, at the end of the day, are my family. I'm not going to allow anyone to insult or harm them, I will die first! Ha, two-faced mawks; a face for every one!

I have not even begun yet. Nobody must speak about my kids, no matter who you are, because that would be the biggest mistake you ever made. Your choice! Never again would I go back in time, to look forward to the future with my three beautiful kids, yet I am called a psychopath. I chortle! I am sorry that I did not pay heed from the start; who breaks a window? Nobody, you are at a funeral!

It is a wake up call, everything is kicking in. I am merely waiting for somebody to start me. I have had enough of each of you! So, it is a real goodbye this time. I love my family and my babies, just try me! You do not know me, ha! Yet you called us rats!

Those in glass houses cannot afford to throw stones! I do not need to read what anyone has to say, I would say it to your face without bother! Why fall away to nothing over someone? Now the time has come to revert to my former self; a better life! What is done is done and what is said is said. There is no going back; do not talk about my kids or family!

I just couldn't leave it like that.

Even written in grammatically correct English it's a steaming pile of bullsh1te.

fima · 04-03-2016 1:44pm

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Today I have really learned who is who, who is real and who is fake. No one talks about my kids. People claim my kids are from different fathers and to them I say "Uhm, hellloooo, no one can talk about anyone!"

So, I shall move on and get over it. People, enough is enough, the only ones who are really there for me, at the end of the day, are my family. I'm not going to allow anyone to insult or harm them, I will die first! Ha, two-faced mawks; a face for every one!

I have not even begun yet. Nobody must speak about my kids, no matter who you are, because that would be the biggest mistake you ever made. Your choice! Never again would I go back in time, to look forward to the future with my three beautiful kids, yet I am called a psychopath. I chortle! I am sorry that I did not pay heed from the start; who breaks a window? Nobody, you are at a funeral!

It is a wake up call, everything is kicking in. I am merely waiting for somebody to start me. I have had enough of each of you! So, it is a real goodbye this time. I love my family and my babies, just try me! You do not know me, ha! Yet you called us rats!

Those in glass houses cannot afford to throw stones! I do not need to read what anyone has to say, I would say it to your face without bother! Why fall away to nothing over someone? Now the time has come to revert to my former self; a better life! What is done is done and what is said is said. There is no going back; do not talk about my kids or family!

I just couldn't leave it like that.

Amazing. Thank You.

valoren · 04-03-2016 3:15pm

My neice is 18.

Liked the following;

"Can I fast forward to the part where I'm 27 a wifey and whippin it in a Range Rover???"

24k likes and 12k comments.
Talk about life goals.

PTH2009 · 04-03-2016 4:15pm

i hate when people post up videos of kids singing adele songs or something like that

'WOW check this out amazing talent'

did you ever accept a random friend request and they message you and say 'Thanks for accepting my request i hope i can talk to you soon'. unfriend and block

:D

RainyDay · 04-03-2016 6:27pm

yellowlabrador wrote: »

I had two small children and later one more, I spent my time trying to prevent them ever eating anything with an E in it, any artificial sweetener, flavouring , preservative or any ingredient I could not understand eg - no gums, no smarties, no m&m's

What a dope. There is no e in 'gums' or 'm&m's', though she's right about the smartiEs in fairness.

The Randy Riverbeast · 04-03-2016 6:50pm

yellowlabrador wrote: »

give her a round of applause

I hope she lets the children have E948

Also known as

oxygen

wonski · 04-03-2016 7:48pm

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

I hope she lets the children have E948

Also known as
oxygen

I didn't know oxygen had an e.

Lot of unharmful and natural stuff has to the best of my knowledge

sullivlo · 04-03-2016 9:09pm

wonski wrote: »

I didn't know oxygen had an e.

Lot of unharmful and natural stuff has to the best of my knowledge

Dihydrogen monoxide kills more people annually than any other chemical.

dee_mc · 04-03-2016 9:19pm

Moms are people who love us the most and know us the best

Tiny humans see magic and possibility where big humans only see mess and responsibility - may we see the magic again through their eyes and rediscover all the possibilities life has to offer

Mom is the only person who works 365 days a year without any leave

Being a mom is a tough job but it's the best job anyone could ask for

I will protect you until you are grown and then I will let you fly free - but loving you, that is for always

The most precious jewels you will ever have around your neck are the arms of your children

A child asked his father 'What is a man?'
The father replied 'A person who takes responsibility for his family and his home and looks after them'
Then the child said 'I hope I can be a man like Mom one day'

All posted by the same 'mommy', all within 3 days of each other. Where's that unfollow button again?

Neil Issagum · 05-03-2016 2:09pm

"Drinkepoos before we take off here we come Puerto Rico we hope ur ready"

Yes I'd say tensions are high among the locals as they nervously await the arrival of this group of oul ones from suburban Dublin with their madcap antics

kunst nugget · 05-03-2016 4:18pm

Why do all those messages about how great women/wives/mothers are always have to have a dig at men. It's getting pretty tiresome at this stage.

Chris_Bradley · 05-03-2016 4:19pm

kunst nugget wrote: »

Why do all those messages about how great women/wives/mothers are always have to have a dig at men. It's getting pretty tiresome at this stage.

Attention seeking usually or looking for a reaction.

The Sun King · 06-03-2016 10:24am

Ive seen this about four times recently.

Be honest

: would you give up a meal to feed your dog?

Comment: YES!!!!!!!

Who in the fûck cares?

Guy:Incognito · 06-03-2016 10:26am

Eat the dog and you've solved 2 problems.

skittles8710 · 06-03-2016 10:29am

There's always some gems on Mother's Day. ..excited to see what today brings from the world of facebook

TG1 · 06-03-2016 10:35am

skittles8710 wrote: »

There's always some gems on Mother's Day. ..excited to see what today brings from the world of facebook

It's started already, people wishing the happiest of mothers days to their amazing mothers who don't even know what Facebook is...

What is the point? Just phone them and say it to them, I know your 1000s of friends won't know you said it but your mother will....

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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