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SteelyDanJalapeno · 26-04-2012 9:45pm

Herb Powell wrote: »

This technically isn't a status, but it is entertaining. A large argument between some inbreds and a creepy fella. My head hurt reading it.
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fantastico

leggo · 26-04-2012 9:52pm

Herb Powell wrote: »

This technically isn't a status, but it is entertaining. A large argument between some inbreds and a creepy fella. My head hurt reading it.
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Reading that reminded me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8C7ZTbsF-E

EDIT: My favourite quote:

Dont Write On My Page If Yhuu Cant Spell

carrick79 · 26-04-2012 9:54pm

Herb Powell wrote: »

This technically isn't a status, but it is entertaining. A large argument between some inbreds and a creepy fella. My head hurt reading it.
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Jaysus I feel dirty after reading through that.

*off to put bleach into eyes*

cocoshovel · 26-04-2012 9:59pm

Herb Powell wrote: »

This technically isn't a status, but it is entertaining. A large argument between some inbreds and a creepy fella. My head hurt reading it.

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Jesus christ....inbred is an understatement.

Ares · 26-04-2012 10:03pm

Herb Powell wrote: »

This technically isn't a status, but it is entertaining. A large argument between some inbreds and a creepy fella. My head hurt reading it.

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My faith in humanity just went down the tubes. Reading the likes of that makes the Nazi Eugenics idea far more palpatable.

Guy:Incognito · 26-04-2012 10:04pm

Herb Powell wrote: »

This technically isn't a status, but it is entertaining. A large argument between some inbreds and a creepy fella. My head hurt reading it.

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Her txt speak is longer than proper spelling. Mii? At Cha?

leggo · 26-04-2012 10:06pm

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

At Cha?

It's where Cleopatra are coming.

ICANN · 26-04-2012 10:15pm

Herb Powell wrote: »

This technically isn't a status, but it is entertaining. A large argument between some inbreds and a creepy fella. My head hurt reading it.
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Handy Sandy from Republic of Telly is an actual real live person?!

MrStuffins · 26-04-2012 10:20pm

Herb Powell wrote: »

This technically isn't a status, but it is entertaining. A large argument between some inbreds and a creepy fella. My head hurt reading it.
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Mother of God!!!!

KeithM89_old · 26-04-2012 10:33pm

Mod

Please dont link to peoples fb page

Battered Mars Bar · 26-04-2012 10:37pm

O'Brien :rolleyes:

Six of One · 26-04-2012 11:26pm

KeithM89 wrote: »

Mod

Please dont link to peoples fb page

Link still in post 2105

It Is An Awful Lot Of Effort To Put A Captital Letter At The Start Of Every Word..... Ahhhh.... why do people do it?

Herb Powell · 27-04-2012 2:15am

AnnaVanilla wrote: »

Wow... just wow... that can't be real? Those people are actually real and out there in the world somewhere?

Cork city, I'm afraid. If you lived here, you'd totally believe it.
It's hilarious, because they act like this in real life too.

KeithM89 wrote: »

Mod

Please dont link to peoples fb page

Alright, could be dodgy I suppose.

BUT WASN'T IT WORTH IT LADS?

a-k-47 · 27-04-2012 3:37am

Should be brought to the vets to be put down.

hefferboi · 27-04-2012 4:50am

#somenashers

milltown · 27-04-2012 5:20am

That is the most...
Actually I have no idea what that was.
It was like somebody condensed Deliverance, Jeremy Kyle, Trisha and League of Gentlemen and somehow converted it all into one page on Facebook.

shinikins · 27-04-2012 11:43am

Herb Powell wrote: »

Cork city, I'm afraid. If you lived here, you'd totally believe it.
It's hilarious, because they act like this in real life too.

You sure you live in Cork? Because if you did, you'd know that the centre they keep referencing helps handicapped people.
Those 'inbreds and a creepy fella' are quite obviously disabled.

Herb Powell wrote: »

BUT WASN'T IT WORTH IT LADS?

Worth it? To have a laugh at someone with a disability? Not so much, no.

blatantrereg · 27-04-2012 12:07pm

ugh
Need to lighten the tone of this thread.
Here is a cow in a university:

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/383494_409297905761688_236306363060844_1464764_827602568_n.jpg

Herb Powell · 27-04-2012 12:09pm

shinikins wrote: »

You sure you live in Cork? Because if you did, you'd know that the centre they keep referencing helps handicapped people.
Those 'inbreds and a creepy fella' are quite obviously disabled.

Worth it? To have a laugh at someone with a disability? Not so much, no.

"Dora's" is a centre for helping the disabled???
I had no idea, honestly. One of my friends just showed me it and I thought it was hilarious. I had no idea they were mentally disabled, because that is exactly how the "normal" shiit-stirrers act anyway.
Idonegoofed.

shinikins · 27-04-2012 12:44pm

Herb Powell wrote: »

"Dora's" is a centre for helping the disabled???
I had no idea, honestly. One of my friends just showed me it and I thought it was hilarious. I had no idea they were mentally disabled, because that is exactly how the "normal" shiit-stirrers act anyway.
Idonegoofed.

"Doras" Penrose Wharf, it's a centre for people with intellectual disabilities.

Big Nasty · 27-04-2012 4:56pm

Hey, I'm really excited about this cause.....................

Fack off! :mad:

westies4ever · 27-04-2012 5:11pm

rage - missed it :mad: ( as in the snipped posts on the previous page)

Herb Powell · 27-04-2012 6:43pm

shinikins wrote: »

"Doras" Penrose Wharf, it's a centre for people with intellectual disabilities.

Why is it that I always mangage to insult the intellectually disabled whenever I go on Boards?

EarlERizer · 27-04-2012 7:07pm

shinikins wrote: »

"Doras" Penrose Wharf, it's a centre for people with intellectual disabilities.

Reading through this thread I'd have thought that was farcebook!

Herb Powell wrote: »

Why is it that I always mangage to insult the intellectually disabled whenever I go on Boards?

:pac: possible comfort zone!

psychward · 27-04-2012 11:13pm

Herb Powell wrote: »

Why is it that I always mangage to insult the intellectually disabled whenever I go on Boards?

self hate ? :pac:

superstoner90 · 27-04-2012 11:56pm

"A friend advised me on reanting free willy, later found out it was a film"

That friend is now blocked. That is all...

Bipolar Joe · 28-04-2012 12:07am

blatantrereg wrote: »

ugh
Need to lighten the tone of this thread.
Here is a cow in a university:

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/383494_409297905761688_236306363060844_1464764_827602568_n.jpg

Is that UL?

mud · 28-04-2012 12:25am

'tis

sassa · 30-04-2012 7:53pm

I know a couple that always have conversations on each others fb wall stupid stuff like "stick the kettle on"whats for dinner"etc etc its made sadder by the fact that they are living out in the sticks and using one of the three dongles which only works in one room in their house, so they are actually sitting in the same room while writing this crap instead of you know just speaking to each other

roseagra · 01-05-2012 1:52am

.....or is it just me?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/306222_10150757071213472_504648471_9829855_431868279_n.jpg

Born to Die · 01-05-2012 1:55am

Sundy · 01-05-2012 1:56am

its just you

Thrill · 01-05-2012 1:56am

Just you, I reckon.

grizzly · 01-05-2012 1:58am

Was that typed by imbeciles?

MrStuffins · 01-05-2012 1:58am

My cat's name is Mittens

roseagra · 01-05-2012 2:19am

fair enough, was amused/relieved that there might be Irish people who don't know what the IMF is....ah sleep deprivation, making me less interesting and forgetting to tell my brain

MrStuffins · 01-05-2012 2:24am

roseagra wrote: »

fair enough, was amused/relieved that there might be Irish people who don't know what the IMF is....ah sleep deprivation, making me less interesting and forgetting to tell my brain

irish people who don't know what the IMF is?

I'm pretty sure everyone has heard the song "You're Unbelievable"!!!

Wompa1 · 01-05-2012 4:36am

Christ that was painful to read. It's like trying to translate from German to English.

Six of One · 01-05-2012 6:57pm

Copied from my facebook. The second person is a primary school teacher.

Well missus, missin u hows u n d lil man doin??? xxxxx

onli cn dat der dunno how??? awh wer great he had a bug all last wk was in templestreet inal i thought me life was over i wasin gettin a mina he was awake all night an cryin all day... it was the worst experiance of me life... defo no more for a LOOOOOOONGG while... so hows u hows d jobs?? x x

whirlpool · 01-05-2012 8:52pm

Any horror stories as a result?

I'm friends with mine on Facebook, but my updates are customised so they can't see them. Saves a lot of trouble.

kerry4sam · 01-05-2012 8:55pm

edited by me as would give some youngun's an idea!

Piste · 01-05-2012 8:55pm

Yes but I have them blocked from seeing most things. Occasionally my fb privacy settings will change and they'll be able to see photos I'm tagged in. My mum is a divil for commenting on photos.

kitty9 · 01-05-2012 8:57pm

i hate parents on facebook.

Gummy Panda · 01-05-2012 9:02pm

This reminds me of a girl I know. She had her mam as her friend. Some lad posted on her wall that her mam was a MILF and her mam liked it

Steven81 · 01-05-2012 9:03pm

Pictures NO WAY

Defiler Of The Coffin · 01-05-2012 9:05pm

whirlpool wrote: »

Any horror stories as a result?

I'm friends with mine on Facebook, but my updates are customised so they can't see them. Saves a lot of trouble.

There's plenty of parental facebook horror stories on the likes of lamebook.com. It's not the parents you have to watch out for though, it's the aunties and uncles on your friend list who covertly funnel your parents information about the stripper you licked the whipped cream off at some stag party... earned me a high-five from Dad it did.

Didn't actually happen

Kamjana · 01-05-2012 9:06pm

My father is,my mother doesnt know what a computer looks like.

frozenfrozen · 01-05-2012 9:06pm

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15077165/CrockPot.png

kitty9 · 01-05-2012 9:06pm

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

There's plenty of parental facebook horror stories on the likes of lamebook.com. It's not the parents you have to watch out for though, it's the aunties and uncles on your friend list who covertly funnel your parents information about the stripper you licked the whipped cream off at some stag party... earned me a high-five from Dad it did.

Didn't actually happen

your username is apt

Defiler Of The Coffin · 01-05-2012 9:06pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

This reminds me of a girl I know. She had her mam as her friend. Some lad posted on her wall that her mam was a MILF and her mam liked it

Ah... Mother I Love Forever.

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