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06-05-2015, 13:47   #61
 
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whats strawberry dakirries?
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What's Telpis?
Apparently it's the new FB way of writing "God help us".
I think it's brilliant!
How long before someone thinks up "Tween us anal harm" for 'God between us and all harm'?

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This actually physically upsets me. Why, just why?!

Although after reading this (and the previous) thread I sometimes think of "Telpis" and chuckle to myself. It's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen!
Pretty standard Midlands pronunciation of 'Saturday'. It's phonetic spelling that Mark Twain would have been proud of…
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This one's ex used to send me messages on Facebook when they were married
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Facebook and this thread are the window into the world of the great unwashed, for us middle classians.
But a cleanish part of the window.

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Would that make you the "hard woman"?
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Would that make you the "hard woman"?
Definitely not.
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Maybe not the dumbest one out there, but this one (and the comments underneath) made me laugh:

Girl 1:Ok. How many children does the queen have? And is her husband still alive? I'm so confused

Followed by comments such as:

Girl 2: Prince Philip is very much alive.

Girl 1: So how is she the queen then? Why don't we have a king?

...

Girl 1: Why is the queen dating a prince and not a king?

Girl 1: Is Prince William the queen's son?

It just went on & on from there. However, this final comment made me giggle:

Guy 1: In answer to your questions:
- The Queen has never had any children. New royals are generated at appropriate intervals by slightly modifying one of a warehouse of cloned royal embryos.
- Prince Philip was never alive.
Just link her to David Ickes theory on Lizard people, that should explain all her questions
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Dat was d best night I had ina long time **** the stores & dat poxy chart music ino sum of it do b catchy but it's d hardhouse ye want
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The new thing seems to be people missing. My newsfeed is like a bounty hunters inbox. I can across the most ridiculous one last night (shared by a friend of a friend). A woman's adult brother hadn't contacted her since before he went to work the same day and she was declaring him missing.

Jesus Christ he might have gotten the ride or his phone might be dead..... Or he might think your a bit of a drama queen and wanted a bit of space 😄
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The new thing seems to be people missing. My newsfeed is like a bounty hunters inbox. I can across the most ridiculous one last night (shared by a friend of a friend). A woman's adult brother hadn't contacted her since before he went to work the same day and she was declaring him missing.

Jesus Christ he might have gotten the ride or his phone might be dead..... Or he might think your a bit of a drama queen and wanted a bit of space 😄

I've just seen that one and It looks like that's a genuine missing person .
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