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Man has sex with chicken

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  • 01-08-2020 11:21pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭


    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/husband-admits-having-sex-chickens-22453075.amp?__twitter_impression=true

    Real life chicken lover. Thankfully these people are stupid enough to film their disgusting acts and get caught.
    A man has admitted having sex with chickens, while his wife filmed it.

    Rehan Baig, 37, appeared at Bradford Crown Court with his wife Haleema, also 37, on Friday.

    He entered guilty pleas to a total of 11 charges including three of performing an act of penetration on chickens, Yorkshire Live reports.

    The next part isn’t funny though
    He also admitted downloading indecent images of children, possessing extreme pornographic images relating to sex acts with dogs and chickens and drugs offences.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Sounds like someone needs a good old fashioned stairwell nonce bashing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/husband-admits-having-sex-chickens-22453075.amp?__twitter_impression=true

    Real life chicken lover. Thankfully these people are stupid enough to film their disgusting acts and get caught.



    The next part isn’t funny though

    Could you imagine any guest's he had around for dinner wondering did he tenderise their chicken before cooking it


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sterilise them so they can't procreate. We need less incredibly stupid people in the world.


  • Registered Users Posts: 637 ✭✭✭rtron


    Which came first?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,115 ✭✭✭job seeker


    That’s just disgusting.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Sterilise them so they can't procreate.

    The resulting baby would be some yoke.


  • Registered Users Posts: 741 ✭✭✭breeno


    Horn-Fed Chicken


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    I remember years ago reading about a guy done for having sex with a horse. There were many witnesses to this horrific act.

    He was doing it round the back of a farm shed in a remote area of the countryside, where he thought no one could see.

    Unfortunately (fortunately), a rail line ran past the back of the farm. And unfortunately (fortunately), a packed train happened to break down on the line right behind the farm, right at that time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    Eggciting stuff.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    Totally unnatural. You're supposed to choke the chicken, not poke it.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,833 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Sounds like someone needs a good old fashioned stairwell nonce bashing.

    So evocative. I'm stealing that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    He just misheard it when they told him to pluck the chicken.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,202 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Would he have liked some KFC?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    Because there was a human being trying to rape it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Totally common in England these days.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Christ it's hard enough to find the g spot on a woman. How the **** do you ride a chicken. I honestly am giving up on humanity.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    If the chicken gets pregnant I wonder when she give birth would a little human break out of a egg shell??


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Its seems to be the thing.
    I'm not a pheasant ****er, I'm a pheasant ****ers son.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,358 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    I hope, at least, that it was a sexy chicken.


  • Registered Users Posts: 419 ✭✭mrm


    I honestly am giving up on humanity.

    Careful! That's essentially what he did too. Your missus will end up cluckolded.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Freak


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    the guy was probably just looking for a cheep ride...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Would he have liked some KFC?

    Jesus that's awful.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,772 ✭✭✭✭Overheal




  • Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭Tiger20


    I wonder, was he a leg or a breast man?


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,772 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Tiger20 wrote: »
    I wonder, was he a leg or a breast man?

    Stuffing ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,194 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    looks like his chickens have come home to roost...


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Arghus wrote: »
    I hope, at least, that it was a sexy chicken.

    Care to enlighten us on how one differentiates between the sexy chickens and the average ones?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,194 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Care to enlighten us on how one differentiates between the sexy chickens and the average ones?



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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Everyone blaming your man but for all we know that chicken could have been done up to the nines and been throwing itself at him.


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