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Man has sex with chicken

  • 01-08-2020 11:21pm
    #1
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,921 ✭✭✭


    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/husband-admits-having-sex-chickens-22453075.amp?__twitter_impression=true

    Real life chicken lover. Thankfully these people are stupid enough to film their disgusting acts and get caught.
    A man has admitted having sex with chickens, while his wife filmed it.

    Rehan Baig, 37, appeared at Bradford Crown Court with his wife Haleema, also 37, on Friday.

    He entered guilty pleas to a total of 11 charges including three of performing an act of penetration on chickens, Yorkshire Live reports.

    The next part isn’t funny though
    He also admitted downloading indecent images of children, possessing extreme pornographic images relating to sex acts with dogs and chickens and drugs offences.


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Comments

  • #2
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Sounds like someone needs a good old fashioned stairwell nonce bashing.


  • #3
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/husband-admits-having-sex-chickens-22453075.amp?__twitter_impression=true

    Real life chicken lover. Thankfully these people are stupid enough to film their disgusting acts and get caught.



    The next part isn’t funny though

    Could you imagine any guest's he had around for dinner wondering did he tenderise their chicken before cooking it


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sterilise them so they can't procreate. We need less incredibly stupid people in the world.


  • #5
    rtron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 640 ✭✭✭rtron


    Which came first?


  • #6
    job seeker
    Registered Users Posts: 5,116 ✭✭✭job seeker


    That’s just disgusting.


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  • #7
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,090 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Sterilise them so they can't procreate.

    The resulting baby would be some yoke.


  • #8
    breeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 771 ✭✭✭breeno


    Horn-Fed Chicken


  • #9
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,090 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    I remember years ago reading about a guy done for having sex with a horse. There were many witnesses to this horrific act.

    He was doing it round the back of a farm shed in a remote area of the countryside, where he thought no one could see.

    Unfortunately (fortunately), a rail line ran past the back of the farm. And unfortunately (fortunately), a packed train happened to break down on the line right behind the farm, right at that time.


  • #10
    MyStubbleItches
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    Eggciting stuff.


  • #11
    An Ri rua
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    Totally unnatural. You're supposed to choke the chicken, not poke it.


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  • #12
    Larbre34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,363 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    Sounds like someone needs a good old fashioned stairwell nonce bashing.

    So evocative. I'm stealing that.


  • #13
    mistersifter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,185 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    He just misheard it when they told him to pluck the chicken.


  • #14
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Would he have liked some KFC?


  • #15
    mistersifter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,185 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    Because there was a human being trying to rape it.


  • #16
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Totally common in England these days.


  • #17
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Christ it's hard enough to find the g spot on a woman. How the **** do you ride a chicken. I honestly am giving up on humanity.


  • #18
    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,361 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    If the chicken gets pregnant I wonder when she give birth would a little human break out of a egg shell??


  • #19
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Its seems to be the thing.
    I'm not a pheasant ****er, I'm a pheasant ****ers son.


  • #20
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    I hope, at least, that it was a sexy chicken.


  • #21
    mrm
    Registered Users Posts: 439 ✭✭mrm


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    I honestly am giving up on humanity.

    Careful! That's essentially what he did too. Your missus will end up cluckolded.


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  • #22
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,206 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Freak


  • #23
    mistersifter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,185 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    the guy was probably just looking for a cheep ride...


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Would he have liked some KFC?

    Jesus that's awful.


  • #25
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,053 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I can top that OP:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hz8dt8/chicken_man/


  • #26
    Tiger20
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Tiger20


    I wonder, was he a leg or a breast man?


  • #27
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,053 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Tiger20 wrote: »
    I wonder, was he a leg or a breast man?

    Stuffing ;)


  • #28
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,764 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    looks like his chickens have come home to roost...


  • #29
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Arghus wrote: »
    I hope, at least, that it was a sexy chicken.

    Care to enlighten us on how one differentiates between the sexy chickens and the average ones?


  • #30
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,764 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Care to enlighten us on how one differentiates between the sexy chickens and the average ones?



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  • #31
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Everyone blaming your man but for all we know that chicken could have been done up to the nines and been throwing itself at him.


  • #32
    Philipx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭Philipx


    Fowl play was suspected.....


  • #33
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Overheal wrote: »
    I can top that OP:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hz8dt8/chicken_man/

    you use the word "top" quite wrongly.


  • #34
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    he probably heard that chicken sexers can earn £40,000 a year and misinterpreted.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/31746965/shortage-of-chicken-sexers-in-uk-despite-40000-salary


  • #35
    It BeeMee
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Care to enlighten us on how one differentiates between the sexy chickens and the average ones?

    The wattle

    whipper.jpg


  • #36
    Gruffalux
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    That chicken phucking husband and chicken phucking on camera recording wife just goes to show there is someone out there for everyone I suppose.


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  • #37
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Well at least his chicken already comes with a sauce


  • #38
    Irish_peppa
    Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Irish_peppa


    Which is worse the man doing it or the wife actually filming it . Holy god. Amazing to think these sorts of people are actually real. When I hear stories like this to be honest I kinda still cant believe them.
    I better google the video to confirm it really happened:pac:


  • #39
    Tiger20
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Tiger20


    Maybe he thought it was a woman out on a hen night? And he just plucked her out. And it is another feather in his cap.


  • #40
    banie01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,935 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Would he have liked some KFC?

    He was too busy trying to put a bone in the boneless box tho!


  • #41
    gigantic09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 699 ✭✭✭gigantic09


    When a man loves a chicken
    He can't keep his mind on nothing else
    He'd trade the world
    For the good wing that he's found.


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  • #42
    mrm
    Registered Users Posts: 439 ✭✭mrm


    Gruffalox wrote: »
    That chicken phucking husband and chicken phucking on camera recording wife just goes to show there is someone out there for everyone I suppose.

    I suppose he felt that the bird in the hand was worth two in the bush.


  • #43
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Could he not have just used his imagination like other men and masturbated to quorn.


  • #44
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,673 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Whats the odds of a guy who rides animals meeting a partner who likes to film him doing it, sounds like they are a perfect match.


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,637 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    Whats the odds of a guy who rides animals meeting a partner who likes to film him doing it, sounds like they are a perfect match.

    Unless you’re a chicken.


  • #46
    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,361 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    I assume now this chicken will not be sent to the factory and end up in our supermarkets?? The meat is spoiled. He/she will see out their days in a chicken retirement home. They may even find love again, not with a human.


  • #47
    Niska
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,474 ✭✭✭Niska


    He only did it to help Officer Barbrady learn how to read.


  • #48
    mrm
    Registered Users Posts: 439 ✭✭mrm


    Anyone concerned that 'Grab All Association' is the name of OP on this thread?

    I believe this might be a recruitment thread!:eek: Be extra vigilant of yourself at the family dinner roast today.


  • #49
    gigantic09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 699 ✭✭✭gigantic09


    Lay lady lay
    Lay across my big brass bed.


  • #50
    Thephantomsmask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,369 ✭✭✭Thephantomsmask


    Obviously a fan of Japanese Hentai or is that hen-tie?


  • #51
    Tiger20
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Tiger20


    mrm wrote: »
    I suppose he felt that the bird in the hand was worth two in the bush.

    More like the bush in the bird being worth two with the hand! Either way, it was a tender chicken afterwards.


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