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Man has sex with chicken

  • 01-08-2020 11:21PM
    #1
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭


    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/husband-admits-having-sex-chickens-22453075.amp?__twitter_impression=true

    Real life chicken lover. Thankfully these people are stupid enough to film their disgusting acts and get caught.
    A man has admitted having sex with chickens, while his wife filmed it.

    Rehan Baig, 37, appeared at Bradford Crown Court with his wife Haleema, also 37, on Friday.

    He entered guilty pleas to a total of 11 charges including three of performing an act of penetration on chickens, Yorkshire Live reports.

    The next part isn’t funny though
    He also admitted downloading indecent images of children, possessing extreme pornographic images relating to sex acts with dogs and chickens and drugs offences.


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Comments

  • #2
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Sounds like someone needs a good old fashioned stairwell nonce bashing.


  • #3
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/husband-admits-having-sex-chickens-22453075.amp?__twitter_impression=true

    Real life chicken lover. Thankfully these people are stupid enough to film their disgusting acts and get caught.



    The next part isn’t funny though

    Could you imagine any guest's he had around for dinner wondering did he tenderise their chicken before cooking it


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sterilise them so they can't procreate. We need less incredibly stupid people in the world.


  • #5
    rtron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭rtron


    Which came first?


  • #6
    job seeker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,144 ✭✭✭job seeker


    That’s just disgusting.


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  • #7
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Sterilise them so they can't procreate.

    The resulting baby would be some yoke.


  • #8
    breeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 807 ✭✭✭breeno


    Horn-Fed Chicken


  • #9
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    I remember years ago reading about a guy done for having sex with a horse. There were many witnesses to this horrific act.

    He was doing it round the back of a farm shed in a remote area of the countryside, where he thought no one could see.

    Unfortunately (fortunately), a rail line ran past the back of the farm. And unfortunately (fortunately), a packed train happened to break down on the line right behind the farm, right at that time.


  • #10
    MyStubbleItches
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    Eggciting stuff.


  • #11
    An Ri rua
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,716 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    Totally unnatural. You're supposed to choke the chicken, not poke it.


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  • #12
    Larbre34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,882 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    Sounds like someone needs a good old fashioned stairwell nonce bashing.

    So evocative. I'm stealing that.


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    He just misheard it when they told him to pluck the chicken.


  • #14
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,409 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Would he have liked some KFC?


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    Because there was a human being trying to rape it.


  • #16
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Totally common in England these days.


  • #17
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,152 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Christ it's hard enough to find the g spot on a woman. How the **** do you ride a chicken. I honestly am giving up on humanity.


  • #18
    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,808 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    If the chicken gets pregnant I wonder when she give birth would a little human break out of a egg shell??


  • #19
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Its seems to be the thing.
    I'm not a pheasant ****er, I'm a pheasant ****ers son.


  • #20
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,106 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    I hope, at least, that it was a sexy chicken.


  • #21
    mrm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭mrm


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    I honestly am giving up on humanity.

    Careful! That's essentially what he did too. Your missus will end up cluckolded.


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  • #22
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,291 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Freak


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    the guy was probably just looking for a cheep ride...


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 10,222 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Would he have liked some KFC?

    Jesus that's awful.


  • #25
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I can top that OP:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hz8dt8/chicken_man/


  • #26
    Tiger20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 112 ✭✭Tiger20


    I wonder, was he a leg or a breast man?


  • #27
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Tiger20 wrote: »
    I wonder, was he a leg or a breast man?

    Stuffing ;)


  • #28
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,476 ✭✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    looks like his chickens have come home to roost...


  • #29
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Arghus wrote: »
    I hope, at least, that it was a sexy chicken.

    Care to enlighten us on how one differentiates between the sexy chickens and the average ones?


  • #30
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,476 ✭✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Care to enlighten us on how one differentiates between the sexy chickens and the average ones?



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  • #31
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Everyone blaming your man but for all we know that chicken could have been done up to the nines and been throwing itself at him.


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