Man has sex with chicken

Philipx

Fowl play was suspected.....

ohnonotgmail

Overheal wrote: »

I can top that OP:

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hz8dt8/chicken_man/

you use the word "top" quite wrongly.

ohnonotgmail

he probably heard that chicken sexers can earn £40,000 a year and misinterpreted.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/31746965/shortage-of-chicken-sexers-in-uk-despite-40000-salary

It BeeMee

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Care to enlighten us on how one differentiates between the sexy chickens and the average ones?

The wattle

Gruffalux

That chicken phucking husband and chicken phucking on camera recording wife just goes to show there is someone out there for everyone I suppose.

Kylta

Well at least his chicken already comes with a sauce

Irish_peppa

Which is worse the man doing it or the wife actually filming it . Holy god. Amazing to think these sorts of people are actually real. When I hear stories like this to be honest I kinda still cant believe them.
I better google the video to confirm it really happened:pac:

Tiger20

Maybe he thought it was a woman out on a hen night? And he just plucked her out. And it is another feather in his cap.

banie01

RMAOK wrote: »

Would he have liked some KFC?

He was too busy trying to put a bone in the boneless box tho!

gigantic09

When a man loves a chicken
He can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'd trade the world
For the good wing that he's found.

mrm

Gruffalox wrote: »

That chicken phucking husband and chicken phucking on camera recording wife just goes to show there is someone out there for everyone I suppose.

I suppose he felt that the bird in the hand was worth two in the bush.

Blondini

Could he not have just used his imagination like other men and masturbated to quorn.

Galwayguy35

Whats the odds of a guy who rides animals meeting a partner who likes to film him doing it, sounds like they are a perfect match.

Galwayguy35

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Whats the odds of a guy who rides animals meeting a partner who likes to film him doing it, sounds like they are a perfect match.

Unless you’re a chicken.

Man Vs ManUre

I assume now this chicken will not be sent to the factory and end up in our supermarkets?? The meat is spoiled. He/she will see out their days in a chicken retirement home. They may even find love again, not with a human.

Niska

He only did it to help Officer Barbrady learn how to read.

mrm

Anyone concerned that 'Grab All Association' is the name of OP on this thread?

I believe this might be a recruitment thread!:eek: Be extra vigilant of yourself at the family dinner roast today.

gigantic09

Lay lady lay
Lay across my big brass bed.

Thephantomsmask

Obviously a fan of Japanese Hentai or is that hen-tie?

Tiger20

mrm wrote: »

I suppose he felt that the bird in the hand was worth two in the bush.

More like the bush in the bird being worth two with the hand! Either way, it was a tender chicken afterwards.

Rockbeast2

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

I remember years ago reading about a guy done for having sex with a horse. There were many witnesses to this horrific act.

He was doing it round the back of a farm shed in a remote area of the countryside, where he thought no one could see.

Unfortunately (fortunately), a rail line ran past the back of the farm. And unfortunately (fortunately), a packed train happened to break down on the line right behind the farm, right at that time.

I remember being shocked at the time that he could do such a thing:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2761124/amp/Katie-Hopkins-FINALLY-admits-caught-camera-outdoor-romp-husband-Celebrity-Juice.html

Jimbob1977

There's easier ways to teach Officer Barbrady to read.

Feisar

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Whats the odds of a guy who rides animals meeting a partner who likes to film him doing it, sounds like they are a perfect match.

How does one even go about broaching a subject like that!?! "Would you like roast chicken?" "No, actually I'd like to roast a chicken".

Eduard Khil

Shut your fcukin face chicken fcuka

mistersifter

A interesting twist on the classic chicken skewer ...

You won't find that recipe in a Delia Smith book, that's for sure.

I Am The Law

Anyone feel like chicken tonight?

I Am The Law

.......... chicken tonight?

Timberrrrrrrr

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Sterilise them so they can't procreate. We need less incredibly stupid people in the world.

But we don't know they are stupid until they get caught doing stupid things.

Chalk McHugh

This saucy crackpot just doesn't give a cluck.

Bobblehats

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Whats the odds of a guy who rides animals meeting a partner who likes to film him doing it, sounds like they are a perfect match.

Reverse the roles and he’s a cluckold