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Man has sex with chicken

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    #62
    AMKC
    Registered Users Posts: 15,722 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    I think he needs to be plucked before anymore poor chickens get fu,caked by this sick man.


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    #63
    Randy Archer
    Registered Users Posts: 859 ✭✭✭Randy Archer


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/husband-admits-having-sex-chickens-22453075.amp?__twitter_impression=true

    Real life chicken lover. Thankfully these people are stupid enough to film their disgusting acts and get caught.



    The next part isn’t funny though

    Bradford . Ha, North of England really has some undesirables . It’s one thing if this happened in Norfolk ( moo says Alan Partridge) but it always seems to be somewhere North


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    #64
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,377 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Care to enlighten us on how one differentiates between the sexy chickens and the average ones?

    If you have to ask, you're never gonna know.


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    #65
    Cee-Jay-Cee
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    Thank goodness the Mirror had the foresight to add a picture of a chicken to the story just so people were aware what one looked like.


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    #66
    Kylta
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    I wonder what the rooster was thinking?
    I bet it wasn't 'well fu¢k me'


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    #67
    TheBlackPill
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    does anybody suspect the wife is coerced into helping him with his pervsersions and may not be able to say no to him due to genuine fear for her life?


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    #68
    Chalk McHugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    Big Bird was lucky this kinky madman never winged his way onto the set of Sesame Street.


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    #69
    [Deleted User]
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Sterilise them so they can't procreate. We need less incredibly stupid people in the world.

    I don't think that would stop a chicken ****er


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    #70
    BorneTobyWilde
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    When he was taken down his wife gave him a peck on the cheek, and has vowed to stand by him, through chick and thin, claiming that men like him are as scarce as hen’s teeth.


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    #71
    BorneTobyWilde
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    retro:electro wrote: »
    Quality thread :D some responses have me howling


    Everyone’s a comedi-hen round here


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    #72
    Chalk McHugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    The warnings signs for this mad clucker were there all along. Few years back he was caught cracking one off to Beaky Blinders.


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    #73
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    He doesn’t fap he flaps


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    #74
    mrm
    Registered Users Posts: 426 ✭✭mrm


    rtron wrote: »
    Which came first?

    The chicken or the Baig?


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    #75
    Plumbthedepths
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    Stuffing the chicken taken to a new level.


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    #76
    dinorebel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,275 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    Tiger20 wrote: »
    I wonder, was he a leg or a breast man?
    Did he fillet?


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    #77
    dotsman
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    Is it just me or is the strangest part of this story being that his wife filmed it?

    As in, it wasn't just one person with a really weird sexual fantasy/perversion, but that both the husband and wife happened to share it?

    You also have to wonder which one of them first broached the subject with the other and how!


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    #78
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,377 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    dotsman wrote: »
    Is it just me or is the strangest part of this story being that his wife filmed it?

    It's strange alright, but the strangest part is still him fcking the chicken.


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    #79
    JupiterKid
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    Sometimes I do wonder if the West has become too decadent...

    ...mind you, that chicken could have been very very alluring.


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    #80
    [Deleted User]
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    And we scratch our heads wondering how avian flu gets transmitted to humans


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    #81
    Chalk McHugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    We've got a real sicko here alright. Apparently KFC have been put on nationwide high alert and each branch given his mugshot because he's applied for quite a few jobs behind enemy line's. God knows what could happen if this sly fox gets into the henhouse. Definately a few nuggets short of a happy meal, this one.


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    #82
    JP Liz V1
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    I don't think I'll be eating chicken anymore
    https://forumofgames.com/




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    #83
    RandomName2
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    I think that if you looked at his childhood you'll find that he was subjected to multiple rewatches of howard the duck.


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    #84
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    It will be some squawk of shame into court that day


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    #85
    Galwayguy35
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    I'm not really going to think on it too much but its baffling how it was even possible for him to do it.


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    #86
    mistersifter
    Registered Users Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    probably started with just innocent peck on the cheek


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    #87
    antodeco
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    #bwocklivesmatter


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    #88
    ShatterAlan
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Sterilise them so they can't procreate. We need less incredibly stupid people in the world.


    That's illegal.


    We need less people making stupid meaningless posts just for thanks.


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    #89
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭✭Feisar


    ShatterAlan wrote: »
    That's illegal.


    We need less people making stupid meaningless posts just for thanks.

    It's a thread. In AH. About a lad that had sex with a chicken. What sort of profoundly thoughtful insights were you expecting exactly?!!

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #90
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Reminds me of the guy that was rear ended by an arabian stallion.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case


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    #91
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Dear God...

    Reminded me of this South Park episide;



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