Shrimp

funky penguin · 08-05-2005 10:12pm

Unfortunately, alot of us (namely me) can't.

I hate flan with a vengence.

08-05-2005 10:13pm

I think this is the new abercrombie thread, just this time Shrimp is...well flirting with himself.

mycroft · 08-05-2005 10:32pm

Myth wrote:

I think this is the new abercrombie thread, just this time Shrimp is...well flirting with himself.

Yeah, as a teenager I regularly "flirted" with myself.....

Shabadu · 08-05-2005 10:41pm

mycroft wrote:

Yeah, as a teenager I regularly "flirted" with myself.....

'As a teenager'? That post looks like it was typed with one hand, to me. ;P

funky penguin · 08-05-2005 10:48pm

mycroft wrote:

Yeah, as a teenager I regularly "flirted" with myself.....

I regularly "masturbated".

It's funny how to people can differ so much isn't it?

tba · 08-05-2005 10:51pm

I have one reason to vote nay and its a Major point.

A forum for shrimp would suck balls......

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 10:51pm

ok, WAY WAY WAY off topic now..

Look, get on with the voting.. And you too can click the links in my sig, there is one of the blue prints to make ur own Shrimp Flavoured Flan, and the other is a pic of my own box for the shrimp flavoured flan, it actually works.. enjoy..

tba · 08-05-2005 10:56pm

Big Hairy Ones

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 11:01pm

ok...

08-05-2005 11:04pm

Shrimp, you took 5 minutes to reply, you've obviously flirting with yourself.

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 11:05pm

of course I was..

funky penguin · 08-05-2005 11:06pm

Finished now? Make sure you clean up.

Shabadu · 08-05-2005 11:07pm

Myth wrote:

Shrimp, you took 5 minutes to reply, you've obviously flirting with yourself.

I'm using flan for lubricant, and reading the definitions for metaphor and simile as erotic material as we speak.

mmm- caramelly.

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 11:07pm

ehh.. flirting, emm i think you've got the wrong definition of flirting, but yeah, different strokes for different folks..

08-05-2005 11:14pm

Shabadu wrote:

I'm using flan for lubricant

Flubricant you mean?

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 11:17pm

Stay On Topic... It"s A Rule God-dammit..

pwd · 08-05-2005 11:19pm

you only want to stay on topic because the thread is about you.

08-05-2005 11:19pm

Ok, a vote for Shrimp is a vote against flubricant.

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 11:20pm

a vote for shrimp is a vote for what you want it to be.. a vote for shrimp is anything.. think about... yeah you know it makes sense.. also.. dont tell anyone what you want the vote to be, that way it'll come true..

Stephen · 08-05-2005 11:22pm

I agree with tba.

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 11:24pm

hairy?? really..

08-05-2005 11:27pm

Shrimp wrote:

hairy?? really..

And smelly

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 11:30pm

yeah ah well.. come on vote for me

Shabadu · 08-05-2005 11:32pm

Myth wrote:

Ok, a vote for Shrimp is a vote against flubricant.

Flubricant gets miighhtyy sticky after a while though.

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 11:34pm

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Aquos76 · 08-05-2005 11:38pm

Shrimp, dont worry about the fact that there are more nay that Yay's, with all the replies you are submitting, your post count is growing all the time....

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 11:40pm

haha.. yeah i know.. but that tends to be the way.. when u submit posts.. I dont know why ppl seem to think post counts are such a big thing. .a well.. thanks for voting?

Shabadu · 08-05-2005 11:42pm

Shrimp- I don't think anyone comes to this thread and reads through all of it before voting. Also, even if you *do* get a majority, the mods reserve the right to refuse to give you a forum.

So back on topic. Apart from flans and apple pies, what other desserts have been used for onanism?

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 11:43pm

look.. Of course they do.. ah well.. VOTE VOTE VOTE*INFINITY*

Capt'n Midnight · 08-05-2005 11:47pm

A month of this sort of stuff ?
http://www.filmthreat.com/Reviews.asp?Id=6058

Before we go anywhere let me get one fact out in the open right away. The film “Crust” features, and is centered upon, a seven-foot long boxing shrimp. Now if you are still on board at this point, send me your contact information so we can meet up for drinks.

Shrimp · 08-05-2005 11:49pm

hahaha... brilliant.. well reserched..

Aquos76 · 08-05-2005 11:57pm

Shrimp wrote:

hahaha... brilliant.. well reserched..

I think the word is Researched

Sherifu · 09-05-2005 12:12am

postcount++

mycroft · 09-05-2005 12:51am

Shrimp wrote:

I dont know why ppl seem to think post counts are such a big thing. .a well.. thanks for voting?

Seeing as your rason de'tre is that you're essentially the usual gimp idiot you just post more often.....

Do you not think that above comment it a tad ironic......

No wait that'll require a level of awareness that your posts seem to lack, so um lets make some sponge desert insults......

Flans have a hole in the middle, so if chick doesn't dig you theres a way to become a man still......

funky penguin · 09-05-2005 12:57am

Shrimp wrote:

ehh.. flirting, emm i think you've got the wrong definition of flirting, but yeah, different strokes for different folks..

Oh come on!

cormie · 09-05-2005 1:15am

Shrimp wrote:

This is one i made earlier.. not the shrimp flavour.. yummy

Did you actually scan the other box, do a bit of editing and then print it out and make the box? No wonder you didn't reach the 2,600 mark!!! You have to get promoting son. Find out what they want and deliver it.

Shrimp · 09-05-2005 7:52am

yep indeed i did scan it, edit it, and print it..

Shabadu · 09-05-2005 8:54am

Shrimp wrote:

yep indeed i did scan it, edit it, and print it..

Shrimp, you really need a girlfriend.

09-05-2005 9:11am

Shabadu wrote:

Shrimp, you really need a girlfriend.

Swish!

tba · 09-05-2005 10:03am

Shabadu wrote:

Shrimp, you really need a girlfriend.

oooooooooooh!

are ya offerin?

bringitdown · 09-05-2005 10:37am

Shrimp has posted 78 of the 241 replies so far.

Now that is legendary.

ionapaul · 09-05-2005 10:47am

Is this sort of like the Abercrombie thread (which, I'd like to point out, I 'discovered' and linked to After Hours for everyone to enjoy. Just like Livingstone in deepest, darkest Africa, I boldly went where no man has gone before and dragged Shrimp, poor beast that he is, by the nose into the harsh light of public scrutiny and associated ridicle) where Shrimp and some young girl (Shabadu, this time) post obsessively and try to get off with each other? Or have I got the wrong end of the stick?

Shrimp · 09-05-2005 4:46pm

yeah guys.. you all so right..

Lafortezza · 09-05-2005 6:49pm

I will donate €50 to a charity of the mods choice (or to DeVore's coke and hookers Foundation) for Shrimps postcount to be reset and for it to remain at 0 for eternity, á la Victor/Ecksor a while back.

Spamming threads doesn't pay.

L5 · 09-05-2005 6:53pm

lafortezza wrote:

I will donate €50 to a charity of the mods choice (or to DeVore's coke and hookers Foundation) for Shrimps postcount to be reset and for it to remain at 0 for eternity, á la Victor/Ecksor a while back.

Spamming threads doesn't pay.

ill give €10

Doodee · 09-05-2005 7:12pm

neGev wrote:

I voted yes because I could. Also a lot of Boards people are way too pretentious for their own good. At least Shrimp doesn't give a fúck.
STOP THE OPPRESSION!

Pfff, in the end he is still just a bubbles wannabe

[Edit] I'll give €20 if you make this the only forum he can post on[/Edit]

funky penguin · 09-05-2005 7:47pm

Doodee wrote:

Pfff, in the end he is still just a bubbles wannabe

[Edit] I'll give €20 if you make this the only forum he can post on[/Edit]

What?! I'm not handling him!

09-05-2005 8:43pm

funky penguin wrote:

What?! I'm not handling him!

Ok, convince all other mods to ban him, with the allowance of giving him his own sub-board.

Then ban him.

peterk19 · 09-05-2005 8:47pm

Just give him the sub-forum it will keep him occupied and out of other peoples threads.
It makes sense!!!!!!!

Shrimp · 09-05-2005 9:21pm

I do say out of other ppl threads, unles it's interesting.. etc.. why do you think the is a thread, called, shrimp..

Shrimp

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